The Platypus Activity
Why do you want Lallana? Eriksen is just as good, if not better.
By Ninja | On 26 May 2014 - 16:43 PMAlso, Marcelo did the exact same thing then preceded to spend the rest of the game crying...
I'm not really comparing him to Matic, as much as I'm listing what's needed from a defensive minded midfielder...
Ah, so The Empire won.
By .verse | On 24 May 2014 - 04:52 AMI don't mind having Torres, I still think he offers something at times. While he mi...
By .verse | On 24 May 2014 - 02:40 AMI'm not sure if we'll actually sign a centre back now given Terry re-signed fo...
By .verse | On 24 May 2014 - 02:14 AMSad to see Luiz go as he's been a good character to have around the club and is one...
By Tommo. | On 23 May 2014 - 22:03 PMHopefully this don't mean another year of Mikel
José's barely used him...
Benatia apparently unsettled at Roma.
By Slashman X | On 23 May 2014 - 17:31 PMhttp://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2013-14/may/premier-league-clubs-submit...
Jedi mind trick.
By DB | On 22 May 2014 - 17:30 PMSpider-man 2 hasn't aged to well. Still better then the newest one though. It is a dece...
By Ninja | On 22 May 2014 - 00:10 AMIt's ok. Its overly long, and some of the dialogue is wank but Andy Garfield is abou...
By Based Jorge | On 17 May 2014 - 20:55 PMYESSSSSS
FUCK OFF MORUINHO U SPECIALIST IN FAILURE
FUCK OFF LIVERPOOL OUR SEASON ...
Both Diego Costa and Arda Turan out after twenty minutes... fuuuuck
By Ninja | On 16 May 2014 - 14:59 PMYeah, I was going to say he'd be a good squad player but couldn't be arsed to t...
By Ninja | On 16 May 2014 - 14:26 PMRumours that Mandzukic has been left out of the German cup squad for tomorrow because of ...
By VP. | On 14 May 2014 - 18:26 PMGerrard wins on account of being better though.
Good one.
We all know that Lampard wins on account of Scholes being a ginger.
By Flash. | On 14 May 2014 - 03:59 AM
Starting 11 of Brazil players left out of the 30-man WC squad.
Tbf, only Filipe Luis,...
Sherwood is an oblivious nutter.
By Ninja | On 12 May 2014 - 17:04 PMSmalling is probably the second best centre back in the squad. It's whether he'...
By Jaygull | On 12 May 2014 - 12:09 PMBoth Helenius and Okore were massively rated last season, though, a lot of big clubs we...
It's been a weird season. Chelsea imploding during March and April, and Liverpool fucking up. None of the top teams have...
I'm probably not gonna see it till there's a rip out, but Amazing Spider-Man 2 looks like the worst movie of all ti...
Salah too shit to do anything positive, so he attempts a pathetic dive.
This is just... shit.
You better win, you cunts.
By Ninja | On 06 May 2014 - 20:32 PMThats actually the correct pronunciation-ish because of the umlaut.
Not quite. But close...
Speaking of stupid fans on Twitter.
Well, that makes more sense.
Fuck him, anyway.
I haven't kept up.. so.. wait.. Glen Johnson is calling Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville sofa experts who don't kno...
lolololololololololololololololol
NEGATIVE TACTICS
A lot of Chelsea fans on Twitter are hating on Mourinho.
Granted, these people seem like some of the least intelligent peopl...
Carroll spouting shit again.
Sterling's not the brightest guy. I imagine emoticons make up most of his communication.
Great comments from two players who have never been anywhere near a Champions League match.
Well, you're a moron.
By Based Jorge | On 29 April 2014 - 17:33 PMThe 0-0 at home suited Atleti more than Chelsea.
That is correct.
By Carroll. | On 28 April 2014 - 17:58 PMTo be fair, its hard to break down a side with 10 men behind the ball everytime we a...
Also, if Kalas had any sort of heading ability we would've scored from that corner kick where he floated past the ball, ...
Admittedly I haven't kept up this year, i just saw him miss three out of four, and assumed things hadnt changed.
Harden ...
You streaming it? If so, do you have a link?
By Carroll. | On 17 April 2014 - 00:16 AMNo offence to Chelsea but beating City was a bigger game. We can also afford to draw...