Eric Portapotty
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Tell us about the birds you banged while you were away.
Slashman X
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Hi, Bian. How's, ze, Germans?
Bian
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Tell us about the birds you banged while you were away.


It's the reason I left.

Hi, Bian. How's, ze, Germans?


It's been so long that I have no clue what you're talking about.
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Australian Billionaire plans to build Titanic II BBC
Eric Portapotty
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My right toe after an afternoon of football yesterday:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/g2QQbwsHiDZMWXB0z7wsq1iHA9Ecu4kbb0diPeZL.png
I'm impressed at the colour's consistency, almost like nail polish from the inside.
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Aye my big toe is still black from when I tried to carry a filing cabinet by myself but dropped it on my toe. good job there wasn't any customers in the shop at the time as I swore rather loudly.
Tommo.
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Anyone else watch Fargo tonight? Loved Billy Bob Thornton in it
K3V0
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Dread going back to work tomorrow after a long weekend!!
ianbaker
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Anyone else watch Fargo tonight? Loved Billy Bob Thornton in it

Watched it and fell asleep just after he killed his wife in the basement. Not due to the program though. Thought it was brilliant.
The Platypus
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Watched it and fell asleep just after he killed his wife in the basement. Not due to the program though. Thought it was brilliant.


I personally don't care, as I'm probably not going to watch it, but you should probably spoiler that?
Telegram Sam
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Royally fucked my knee playing football last night. Planted my left leg down and immediately felt something go. Can barely walk today. Going to the doctors tomorrow.
ianbaker
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I personally don't care, as I'm probably not going to watch it, but you should probably spoiler that?

Its been on already, and its a remake of a movie.
Slashman X
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Royally fucked my knee playing football last night. Planted my left leg down and immediately felt something go. Can barely walk today. Going to the doctors tomorrow.


Heading the doctor today after I got whiplash playing a match on Friday night. Neck/Shoulder been at me for months but this is just miles worse
Eric Portapotty
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That toe of mine has been leaking diluted blood since yesterday, if you want to compare injuries.
Slashman X
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Yours is yucky
Telegram Sam
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Heading the doctor today after I got whiplash playing a match on Friday night. Neck/Shoulder been at me for months but this is just miles worse

Sucks man. I've never suffered a 'proper' injury from playing football but I have a feeling that this will be a bad one. As soon as my foot planted and gave way I could tell something was off and it's super stiff and sore today.

How do you end up getting whiplash playing football?
Slashman X
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Jumped up for a header, got a nudge, landed on my back and smacked the back of my head off the rock hard ground. Got drugs off the doc though, they're awesome.

Hopefully yours isn't too bad, could just be a jarring which hurt like a bitch
Telegram Sam
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Jumped up for a header, got a nudge, landed on my back and smacked the back of my head off the rock hard ground. Got drugs off the doc though, they're awesome.

Hopefully yours isn't too bad, could just be a jarring which hurt like a bitch

Sounds nasty. What do you play on, concrete?

I hope so man. Can't help but worry it's something long term but keeping my fingers crossed it's just a sprain or a knock. Fearing the worst though.
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Was on a grass pitch way up in the mountains after a mad sunny week. Was basically playing on concrete with a bit of moss on it
Telegram Sam
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Slashman X
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Sliced my finger on a knife before dinner /o\
Franck
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When did you guys turn into Kevo?
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I think I win for eye watering minor injuries, sliced my nut sack open when I was about 10-11 whilst climbing over a fence and had to have stitches.
Telegram Sam
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When did you guys turn into Kevo?



I might have to ask for his advice if it's bad.
Eric Portapotty
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Fantastic
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I had crystal meth for the first time yesterday. Nowhere near as dangerous or as exciting as it's made out to be.
Franck
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Are you trying heroin next?
Franck
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I had Guinness for the first time today. It's delicious. Suddenly alcoholism is looking like a real possibility.
K3V0
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When did you guys turn into Kevo?




Somehow I've transferred my injury proneness to them!!



I might have to ask for his advice if it's bad.


I'll charge you!!!

Was it your knee?
K3V0
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Fucking Australia!!

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