The Night Thread Mk. IX

I think I win for eye watering minor injuries, sliced my nut sack open when I was about 10-11 whilst climbing over a fence and had to have stitches.

Its been on already, and its a remake of a movie.

I friend of mine played in a rugby match, they all piled ontop of this one lad who had the ball, who screamed from the bottom of the pile. They all eventually got off him to find out that someone had stamped on his nutsack and torn it open. Bollock was hanging out. Blood everywhere.

Seeing as all the aul' lads or coming back to Susie, I thought I'd mention this:

I'm 99% sure that JD is running for TD (MP) in Dublin:




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What a man

https://www.facebook.com/youdontsayduke

What a shit campaign. Kind of thing you could imagine Telegraph Sam taking part in.

Why the dig at me?

It was a joke, man up.

Because you're a bit of a pussy.

Are you trying heroin next?

And you're a bit of a cunt, and as we all know there is no cure for being a cunt.

Nowhere near addictive as people make it out to be.

Based on what? Your own personal experience? It's objectively one of the most addictive drugs in existence, backed up by numerous peer-reviewed scientific studies.

Plus, I wasn't even commenting on its addictiveness in the first place.

Zero cravings and no interest in trying it again. And I smoke a couple of rocks too. I'd imagine the purity is toned down a great amount given the distance it's had to travel to get here but it didn't strike me as something particularly pleasant, not to mention the social stigma of smoking meth would rapidly preclude me from most gatherings.

2/10

Based on what? Your own personal experience? It's objectively one of the most addictive drugs in existence, backed up by numerous peer-reviewed scientific studies.

Plus, I wasn't even commenting on its addictiveness in the first place.

Was a tongue in cheek comment. Never actually done it lol.

I've been abusing mandy for far to long to make any sort of comment on how drugs can't be addicting.

Poe's law strikes again.

And as someone not entirely up to date on Ozzie street slang, what the hell is mandy?