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Phoenix Arrow
It's unclear, what is apparent is that she doesn't.
Justicar
She's clearly filling, as yet unnamed, university entrance quotas.
Bian
This is true.
I was drunk and I don't really remember anything from the time I left my room until I woke up this morning.
The Platypus
Obtuse
She is more likely to have passed out after fighting you for ages as you were screaming at her to "take this bread and fucking water"
Zog
No one remembers nothing at all, either Bian is a giant vagina or he's been spiked.
Or more likely he spiked her and he's come on Susie to brag \o/
Justicar
How did her flatmates not hear her plaintive cries for help?
Phoenix Arrow
Ball gag.
Bian
We just made out and I slept in her bed in her room because my roommate took a girl into our room and left the door locked. We most likely didn't do the deed.
Zog
Don't have to shag her straight away like all the massive lads on here tell you to.
DB
Bian
Zog
Do you not know they can't get pregnant the first time?
Bian
FUCK.
Justicar
Even Ratzinger is appalled.
Phoenix Arrow
...no.
Having said that, you don't have to... fill her with your seed, if you please. Not that female anatomy has ever been a female has ever been much of a specialist subject for me. I assume that would work. I don't know. If you ever need advice on the other types of sex, I'm sure I could be more helpful.
Having said that, I find it hard to believe she's a virgin if she's as amazing as you make her out to be. Unless she's Christian or something, in which case good luck.
Obtuse
Ninja
Second night of freshers I slept with my flatmate and didn't find out until the day later because I couldn't remember and one night in Magaluf I woke up on a beach not remembering how i got there, or anything past about midnight.
I've never managed to do that before or since, but it's definitely possible.
jumberto
Franck
It's a pretty obvious sign that you need to cut down on your drinking.
Justicar
This.
I never drink that much nowadays, seems massively unproductive. More fun to watch the other people make a mess of themselves .
Abbott
Justicar
DB
I really feel like I should go find a ' YA DON'T SAY' .gif but I can't be bothered.
Franck
Read the damned thread. Some other poster (Zog?) was doubting that people who black would "forget" an entire night.
Zog
Bian
She claims to be a virgin. We played a drinking game that night and when you pick up one card, you have to reveal something you've never done and one person said "have sex" and she drank.
BR.