The Relationship Thread

Just do the smell test.

Pull some serious Sherlock Holmes stuff.

BTW, Bian do you have any shame?!

It's unclear, what is apparent is that she doesn't.

It's worth remembering that if Bian's really serious about becoming a journalist then he's also a pathological liar. All good journalists are.

I don't understand how you can't be sure if you fucked her or not.

I was drunk and I don't really remember anything from the time I left my room until I woke up this morning.

I just imagine Bian's freakazoid sized body waking up in a human sized bed. Legs sticking out and everything. The remains of a human girl buried under his hairy Goliath esque chest.

How did her flatmates not hear her plaintive cries for help?

I don't believe Bian.

No one remembers nothing at all, either Bian is a giant vagina or he's been spiked.

Or more likely he spiked her and he's come on Susie to brag \o/

Even if I wanted to I couldn't. I don't have protection and she's a virgin so it would've been all kinds of bad.

Really?

FUCK.

I don't believe Bian.

No one remembers nothing at all, either Bian is a giant vagina or he's been spiked.

Or more likely he spiked her and he's come on Susie to brag \o/

Yeah, people who've had (quite a bit) too much to drink sometimes black out completely.

It's a pretty obvious sign that you need to cut down on your drinking.

Yeah, people who've had (quite a bit) too much to drink sometimes black out completely.

I really feel like I should go find a ' YA DON'T SAY' .gif but I can't be bothered.

...no.
Having said that, you don't have to... fill her with your seed, if you please. Not that female anatomy has ever been a female has ever been much of a specialist subject for me. I assume that would work. I don't know. If you ever need advice on the other types of sex, I'm sure I could be more helpful.
Having said that, I find it hard to believe she's a virgin if she's as amazing as you make her out to be. Unless she's Christian or something, in which case good luck.