The Night Thread Mk. IX - Off Topic - FM24

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Toying with the idea of writing a joke book called "How to fight a horse". Thoughts?

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The funny thing on that page isn't the giant willy, but the facial expresion on that beast of a woman in the corner.

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18 Dec 2012 09:50:34

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 18 December 2012 - 09:01 AM

Toying with the idea of writing a joke book called "How to fight a horse". Thoughts?

Attack it from the sides.

Fantastic

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18 Dec 2012 10:03:48

Just spoke to my friend, he's going to do the illustrations. I think I'm writing a book about how to fight horses. Strange day.

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18 Dec 2012 10:55:33

I've just set up a Just Giving page for my walk through Yorkshire/Cumbria, Any donations will go to Epilepsy Action and would be much appreciated.

Check out my page here Rick & Kayla's big walk

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18 Dec 2012 11:44:08

I'm sold.

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18 Dec 2012 12:21:43

I'm impressed by the lack of obscenities.

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18 Dec 2012 15:12:31

By BR. | Permalink | On 18 December 2012 - 00:51 AM

Nice one, very good band. Got two cousins who are obsessed with them, seen them 30+ times. I've seen them twice, they actually came to Blackburn in 2010 not long after Falcon was released, and then at the MEN just before Christmas, same year.

You seeing them in Bristol?

Yeah seeing them in Bristol, the missus is coming too. It was either that or Cardiff (where she's from) Students Union, and I'd probably prefer not to go there.

Got two tickets and a pre-order of the album (only 6.50, whereas it's 9 quid on amazon) on ticketmaster.

Are they good live then?

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19 Dec 2012 09:04:02

Zooey Deschanel is officially single

Today is a good day.

Fantastic

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Detest that cunt. Every fibre of her existence makes my blood boil.

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19 Dec 2012 10:34:03

Says she's single then the final line of the article says she's started dating some chap.

Great work from The Sun as per usual.

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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 19 December 2012 - 20:35 PM

Was it a charity game? If it wasn't the fucking goalkeeper should be slapped around the place with a wet fish!!

I've never seen a keeper do that in a futsal game at a free kick.

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Who watches futsal?

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19 Dec 2012 15:07:04

By Justicar | Permalink | On 18 December 2012 - 15:12 PM

Yeah seeing them in Bristol, the missus is coming too. It was either that or Cardiff (where she's from) Students Union, and I'd probably prefer not to go there.

Got two tickets and a pre-order of the album (only 6.50, whereas it's 9 quid on amazon) on ticketmaster.

Are they good live then?

Right choice there I think, and yeah very good

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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 19 December 2012 - 09:19 AM

Detest that cunt. Every fibre of her existence makes my blood boil.

Fucking yes. Her and Katy Perry too.

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19 Dec 2012 18:31:30

A director at the chain of shops I work for has just kick started my fundraising for the walk I'm doing by donating £100. Chuffed now

Edit: If anyone can donate some, no matter how small it is for a good cause in helping people cope with epilepsy and would be appreciated.

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19 Dec 2012 19:07:23

How long are you fundraising for? I'll chip in after Christmas when I get my January wages.

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19 Dec 2012 20:59:03

Just got a tattoo. Should I use clingfilm or not?

Fire away...

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19 Dec 2012 21:06:46

Not for too long.

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19 Dec 2012 21:09:46

What did you get?

But no. Just make sure to watch it a twice a day with unscented anti bacterial soap and you'll be fine. Don't put vaseline on it or any other petrolium based product on it. Avoid scented lotions. Don't scratch it, don't rub it. When you wash it, pat it gently.

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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 19 December 2012 - 21:09 PM

What did you get?

But no. Just make sure to watch it a twice a day with unscented anti bacterial soap and you'll be fine. Don't put vaseline on it or any other petrolium based product on it. Avoid scented lotions. Don't scratch it, don't rub it. When you wash it, pat it gently.

Some words down my ribs. Hurt like a bitch. What's a good brand of antibacterial soap?

I've got some bepanthem stuff to put on it, supposed to be good isn't it?

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19 Dec 2012 21:32:04

By One Night In Grimsby | Permalink | On 19 December 2012 - 21:17 PM

Some words down my ribs. Hurt like a bitch. What's a good brand of antibacterial soap?

I've got some bepanthem stuff to put on it, supposed to be good isn't it?

Black Eyed Peas anthem? I can't think of anything worse to put on it

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By One Night In Grimsby | Permalink | On 19 December 2012 - 21:17 PM

Some words down my ribs. Hurt like a bitch. What's a good brand of antibacterial soap?

I've got some bepanthem stuff to put on it, supposed to be good isn't it?

Yeah, that works.
Also, pretty much any soap will do the trick, just so long as it's unscented. Dove bars work well.

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By Vercoe | Permalink | On 19 December 2012 - 19:07 PM