Things that creep you out.

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Deano
20 years ago
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24 Oct 2012 11:46:27
By Abbott | Permalink | On 24 October 2012 - 11:00 AM
Those guys who sit in toilets and sell aftershave and lollypops.


The ones who always say:

WASH YOUR FINGERS FOR THE MINGERS
NO SPRAY NO LAY
NO ARMANI NO PUNANI
NO JOOP NO HOOP
NO SPLASH NO GASH
DON'T YOU KNOW FRESH'N UP, YOU'VE GOT TO FRESH'N UP!
etc, etc,

in an african accent?
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
8 months ago
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24 Oct 2012 11:56:00
By Deano | Permalink | On 24 October 2012 - 12:46 PM
The ones who always say:

WASH YOUR FINGERS FOR THE MINGERS
NO SPRAY NO LAY
NO ARMANI NO PUNANI
NO JOOP NO HOOP
NO SPLASH NO GASH
DON'T YOU KNOW FRESH'N UP, YOU'VE GOT TO FRESH'N UP!
etc, etc,

in an african accent?

Beat me to it.
Fantastic
15 years ago
2 years ago
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Banned
24 Oct 2012 13:27:48
In London they don't talk.

You walk in and you hand over a fiver and you're like "I'm just going to take care of business, is that cool?"

Blank face

"Cool, thanks buddy."

I take care of business.

Next time, walk in. "Hey buddy, how's things? We're still cool right?"

Blank face

Halfway through business door gets kicked in and I'm out. I swear doing drugs in clubs in London is fucking expensive.
the_urban_lemon
20 years ago
4 years ago
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24 Oct 2012 18:19:25
I remember being in an awkward situation in a London club, I had no splash no gash man on my left, two guys trying to sell me drugs on the right, I just acted like I was insane and they said "I think his had enough already", walked out like a boss.
Zoli
19 years ago
1 year ago
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24 Oct 2012 19:27:07
Just remembered what freaks me out.. That moment when I see that the photos from the party last night were posted on Facebook. You never know what that damned album might hide o_O
Jan.
20 years ago
8 months ago
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24 Oct 2012 21:11:09
People that answer their phones when you call them and don't speak. Ignorant, and creepy cunts.
Ehmo
20 years ago
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27 Oct 2012 10:39:50
By Fantastic | Permalink | On 24 October 2012 - 14:27 PM
In London they don't talk.

You walk in and you hand over a fiver and you're like "I'm just going to take care of business, is that cool?"

Blank face

"Cool, thanks buddy."

I take care of business.

Next time, walk in. "Hey buddy, how's things? We're still cool right?"

Blank face

Halfway through business door gets kicked in and I'm out. I swear doing drugs in clubs in London is fucking expensive.

They definitely still do the same things in London. The same lines as Deano mentioned

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