This is an absolute corker of a story.

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Jason
20 years ago
1 month ago
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28 Oct 2012 01:52:24
This happened today, my boyfriend doesnt want to report it as he wants to forget it happened but I am afraid that this will happen again to someone else.mThese animals need to be stopped before they find their next victim.

At 1:30am this morning my boyfriend was approached by two men asking for a cigarette, so he gave them one each.
They then took two large knives out of their clothing and demanded £300 and marched him to the cashpoint. Because he had already taken £50 out it would only let him withdraw £250, so they settled for that, and his iPhone.

They demanded that he came in a taxi with them. He can't remember where they said they were going, or how he got to the destination..

The next thing he remembers is being chained up with a thick heavy bike chain thing, and several black males with missing teeth and old chavvy clothes poking knives into his face and punching him in the stomach calling him 'little white boy' and other racist things. He tried to remain calm and didnt say anything nasty back.

They prepared what looked like a bong, but with a pearlised crystal substance wrapped in foil as the smoking product, and was forced to smoke it (it sounds as if this was crystal meth, heroin or crack). He says he can remember that there were some rundown flats like on Rita, Sue and Bob too, an abandoned settee in the driveway and it cost him £10 to get there.

After hours of being in the hands of the disgusting crackheads they went outside, he somehow managed to get his phone back, and the chain was slack so he released himself and ran away. they chased after him but he was faster and managed to hide in a bush for a while until he could ring a taxi and his friend. He was safe afterwards.

PLEASE DO NOT WALK HOME FROM TOWN ON YOUR OWN! EVEN IF YOU LIVE IN TOWN LIKE US


http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1072926

I know where the place this "supposed" to have happened... but WOW this story is actually hilarious.

Didn't know where they took him, but rang a taxi from a phone he re-obtained. Priceless
Telegram Sam
18 years ago
8 months ago
5,083
28 Oct 2012 02:00:52
He was obviously out shagging and needed a cover-up story.
The Platypus
15 years ago
3 years ago
1,784
28 Oct 2012 02:06:36
The story loses credibility when the white man was able to outrun a gang of black men.
Poe
20 years ago
1 week ago
3,676
28 Oct 2012 03:33:51
shit story shit thread shit user.
Zog
19 years ago
7 years ago
395
28 Oct 2012 05:19:52
By Poe | Permalink | On 28 October 2012 - 03:33 AM
shit story shit thread shit user.
Wes Brown
20 years ago
5 months ago
1,101
28 Oct 2012 09:55:28
ABSOLUTE CORKER.
Obtuse
17 years ago
5 years ago
1,338
28 Oct 2012 10:13:36
Needs more interracial sex
Phoenix Arrow
17 years ago
4 months ago
825
28 Oct 2012 13:01:58
The message of the story is simple. Don't go to the north. I expected as much all along.

She should drop him though. Sounds like a liability.
Fantastic
15 years ago
2 years ago
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Banned
28 Oct 2012 13:11:40
You can always tell when you've hit the North, you start seeing grown men wearing football shirts at train station platforms. The only people who do that down here are kids or foreigners.

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