The Night Thread Mk. IX - Off Topic - FM24

Baby arrived at 2.55am after an emergency caesarian yesterday morning weighing 7.7lbs. We've decided to name her Elizabeth Eva Beale which combines names from both sides of the family.

Both mum and baby (and dad) are doing well, hounesty can't describe the feeling of holding her for the first time in the operating theatre, her tiny little eyes looking up at me and holding my little finger with her hand.
I've just slept for twelve hours straight after not sleeping at all since 7am on Friday, hard work this baby business!

Congrats Rich. Shes gorgeous. Can totally relate to that feeling, there is nothing like it.

So when we sitting down to sort an arrangement for my lad and your daughter to get married in 20 years time?

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07 May 2015 13:38:39

By ianbaker | On 07 May 2015 - 11:11 AM

Congrats Rich. Shes gorgeous. Can totally relate to that feeling, there is nothing like it.

So when we sitting down to sort an arrangement for my lad and your daughter to get married in 20 years time?

Haha, I expect a dowry of at least three sheep, a goose and a packet of hobnobs.

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By Slashman X | On 07 May 2015 - 19:38 PM

Yeah. Gonna be doing in-flight entertainment stuff

Better get cracking so lad as I want something good to watch next month on me way back to the motherland.

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07 May 2015 18:54:29

How cool is this

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07 May 2015 21:18:02

EXIT POLL: Conservatives largest party with 316 seats, Lab 239, LD 10, SNP 58, UKIP 2, Green 2, PC 4, Others 19.

Ergh. What is wrong with this country? Hopefully this poll is meaningless.

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07 May 2015 21:20:16

Cameron must be laughing his fucking head off, how the fuck have they managed to gain seats on the exit poll after the past 5 years.

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07 May 2015 21:23:19

I know nothing about politics, but just look at Miliband ffs. He's essentially Boris Johnson

Their all cunts anyway

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07 May 2015 21:27:30

Cameron is on another level of cunt though, feel sorry for people just about to leave school cause its only going to get worse for them

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07 May 2015 21:33:41

By King Luis | On 07 May 2015 - 22:27 PM

Cameron is on another level of cunt though, feel sorry for people just about to leave school cause its only going to get worse for them

Why's that?

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07 May 2015 21:36:00

YouGov exit poll looks a little better: CON 284 MPs, LAB 263, LIBS 31, SNP 48, UKIP 2, PLAID 3, GREEN 1.

Please not five more fucking years with David Cameron. Destruction of NHS, continuation of food banks, fox hunting made legal, bedroom tax remains, badger cull to continue. What a load of shit.

Please please can these exit polls be horrendously wrong.

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07 May 2015 21:41:15

By Sam | On 07 May 2015 - 23:18 PM

Ergh. What is wrong with this country?

FPTP.

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07 May 2015 21:47:36

The videos where someone put porn sound over the top of a video are the worst /o\

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08 May 2015 03:33:22

Brilliant Scotland kicking Labour into touch and SNP hopefully getting over 50 seats.

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08 May 2015 03:33:24

Brilliant Scotland kicking Labour into touch and SNP hopefully getting over 50 seats.

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08 May 2015 04:34:45

Cameron set to remain as PM.

Fuck off.

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08 May 2015 05:52:33

They might actually get a majority. Absolutely fucking disastrous.

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08 May 2015 07:13:58

Conservatives won here by a margin of over 40% with 71% voter turn out.

5 more years of a Conservative government that I have literally no say over. Democracy my arse.

Delighted the Lib Dem vote collapsed though, just a shame Clegg kept his seat. Bunch of power grabbing slimy cunts.

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08 May 2015 07:30:48

Lib Dem have been destroyed by Tories. My local MP (Tory) kept her seat, last year there was only 500 votes between her and Lib Dem, this time there was 11,000. Sums up the Lib Dem destruction.

All of Devon/Cornwall is Tory except for Exeter. Depressing.

Five more years of this shit.

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08 May 2015 08:16:30

Tory's have retained my area, North West Leicestershire with almost 50% of the vote, Labour second with 27% and UKIP 14%

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08 May 2015 08:32:42

By Based Jorge | On 07 May 2015 - 22:23 PM

I know nothing about politics, but just look at Miliband ffs. He's essentially Boris Johnson

Their all cunts anyway

Exactly this. Does Ed Milliband look like someone who can run a country and stand side by side with people like Barack Obama, Angela Merkel & Putin. Does he bollocks. Looks like the kid at school who gets bullied but still thinks he's mates with all the cool kids.