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Had some fucker last night at indoor do a Marcos Streller and fall on me like this.

http://img.skysports.com/11/12/800x600/NemanjaVidic_2688662.jpg


Got extremely lucky and only suffered a strained MCL, will only miss a week of football thank fuck!!
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I don't understand why a guy would go for an older girl.

Just means she's going to get uglier, earlier.
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By Flash. | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 05:05 AM
I don't understand why a guy would go for an older girl.

Just means she's going to get uglier, earlier.


Brilliant.
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By Flash. | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 11:13 AM
Was invited to the PayPal Christmas party last night.

Was awesome, tonnes of free alcohol, waiters handing you out more the second you finished one.

Paid for it in work today.


Paid for by the money they stole from Wikileaks
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I've finally decided to buy a 'smartphone' after 6 years with my Sony Ericsson V630i.I've settled on Nokia Lumia 800 and Sony Xperia GO,but don't know which one to buy.So it will be good if you could tell me which one is better according to you.Also is it worth buying a phone with Windows 7.5 OS when there is already Windows Phone 8?(It might be a pretty dumb question for you but I have no experience with smartphones )
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Just got home from last night, stroll of success.
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By Obtuse | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 10:47 AM
Paid for by the money they stole from Wikileaks


KM bringing down the mood as always
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I very much doubt they had the money from Wikileaks set aside for a PayPal client Christmas party in Sydney.
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Sad news about Sir Patrick Moore passing away.
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By K3V0 | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 04:50 AM
Had some fucker last night at indoor do a Marcos Streller and fall on me like this.

http://img.skysports.com/11/12/800x600/NemanjaVidic_2688662.jpg


Got extremely lucky and only suffered a strained MCL, will only miss a week of football thank fuck!!


Why are you always injured
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By Sears | Permalink | On 10 December 2012 - 02:14 AM
Why are you always injured


Well I've been playing since September until the chap fell on me, so every Friday and Sunday for about three months, I'm very rarely injured, this years just been shit.

According to the physio the only reason I didn't break my leg and tear all the ligaments in my knee was I shifted my body towards my left hand side trying to protect my left leg instead of trying to protect the right knee. Think I did that because I was obviously concerned about getting my left leg out of the way because I only had the achilles tendon repaired in February.

Will only miss about two games of indoor so I'm happy with that.
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Had a fun start to the day, on my way into work I got a phone call off my boss telling me his cat had conked out and would I pick him up.

Then when we got there it turns out someone had been messing about on the course overnight and tee markers and flags were taken out and thrown all over. When I went out on the course to sort it out I noticed the wooden hut near the 6th green had it's door open so I looked inside. Turned out someone had a decent time in there by the looks of it as there were empty Hula Hoops, Cadbury's Fingers, Rizla, Tobacco and Durex packets in there
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By Sears | Permalink | On 09 December 2012 - 16:14 PM
Why are you always injured


'Cos Kevo is a massive spaz.
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By rossiheslopi | Permalink | On 09 December 2012 - 18:50 PM
Had a fun start to the day, on my way into work I got a phone call off my boss telling me his cat had conked out and would I pick him up.

wondering if it was his car that had conked out, or if he was just rather informal about the death of his pet
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By rossiheslopi | Permalink | On 09 December 2012 - 18:50 PM
Had a fun start to the day, on my way into work I got a phone call off my boss telling me his cat had conked out and would I pick him up.

Then when we got there it turns out someone had been messing about on the course overnight and tee markers and flags were taken out and thrown all over. When I went out on the course to sort it out I noticed the wooden hut near the 6th green had it's door open so I looked inside. Turned out someone had a decent time in there by the looks of it as there were empty Hula Hoops, Cadbury's Fingers, Rizla, Tobacco and Durex packets in there


They have a marquee dance every year at a village gala near me. At the rear of it is the golf course where my mate worked they always found an array of underwear and condoms scattered across the place.
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Walked around in the snow all day and then drove a car for 4+ hours, now every single muscle in my legs and feet hurt /o\
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Quit smoking with Barca?! Anybody happened to click on that ad here?
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On the bus home from Leicester last night sat between two chav women with about five kids each, They had just been Christmas shopping and one had visited Ann Summers, She proceeded to show her friend everything she had brought, Whipping out a huge dildo for the whole bus to see.
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England's really classy isn't it?
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By Dutton | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 01:02 AM


Wtf?
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By KEZ_7 | Permalink | On 09 December 2012 - 23:31 PM
wondering if it was his car that had conked out, or if he was just rather informal about the death of his pet


definitely his car

By Dutton | Permalink | On 10 December 2012 - 15:02 PM


They played this on the radio when I was on my way into work the other day, I was pissing myself laughing looked into the car in the lane next to me at the lights and saw the woman in it was too, which is good otherwise I'd have looked (and felt) like a bit of a tit
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Stewart Lee references thedugout.net
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Fucking hate the monsoon season.
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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 11 December 2012 - 10:44 AM
Fucking hate the monsoon season.

It's just a bit of rain, pussy.
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If you think your monsoon is bad you should try living through our daily ordeal of scraping ice off the window at -1c. Day after tomorrow stuff.
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At least you can play with the snow!
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It's not snow though it's ice, wouldn't want to start throwing that around
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Stewart Lee <3

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