Twatball 2016

The only fantasy football league worth playing is back for Euro 2016! Pick your team of twats, cunts and utter bastards today!

Join our official Susie League!

YOU MUST SELECT YOUR TEAM BY 1700 Central European summer time (BST+1, UTC+2) ON FRIDAY 10 JUNE

Come on boys, sign up! The winner gets a cookie!

Less than a day left if any of you want to join up.

Lots of players that will probably go all the way, probably (definitely) went for the wrong GK though.

meh, so few have joined this year. Used to be great fun this.

Reminder that I finished second in the 2010 World Cup edition,


Is Mark van Bommel at the Euros?

Nah, but you can still sign up anyway.

Squad registration is only open for another two hours if anyone else wants to join the four of us.

Shit, only just seen this. Would have joined otherwise!

ME too

I had Giroud and Stancu so would therefore resign my title.

Especially as Lorik Cana has got himself sent off too early...

I'd like to congratulate myself on becoming the 2016 Sortitoutsi.net Twatball champion.

Jonas long held what looked like an insurmountable lead, but lost 40 points courtesy of the Portuguese tournament victory, meaning my 241 points were enough to secure the title.

Final table:

1. Franck - 241 points.
2. Jonas - 227 points.
3. Eric Portapotty 200 points.
4. Shola - 170 points.