SNOW

Knackered now, I had to walk to work at 5.30 this morning which is a good four miles through open countryside, usually takes me about 40 minutes but it took me nearly an hour and a half in the snow. Then I found out the buses were bypassing my village due to the ice and I had to walk all the way back after doing my shift. Good training for my walk though.

How many times did you hit the deck? No lying to look cool!

How many times did you hit the deck? No lying to look cool!

Knackered now, I had to walk to work at 5.30 this morning which is a good four miles through open countryside, usually takes me about 40 minutes but it took me nearly an hour and a half in the snow. Then I found out the buses were bypassing my village due to the ice and I had to walk all the way back after doing my shift. Good training for my walk though.

I threw one at my girlfriend the other day, she said it hurt and the fun ended /o\

I threw one at my girlfriend the other day, she said it hurt and the fun ended /o\

I am also therefore in the doghouse for at least 12 years.

Nah, she was throwing snowballs like crazy herself. She was probably crying cos the snow wasn't pure snow, shitty snow really tbh, very hard when rolled into a ball. Few had to go home cos of cuts and that.

You mean ice.

Well it's more a mixture of ice, snow and stones/pebbles of the ground mushed together.

They fucking hurt like hell.

I remember on our school ski trip out here in Australia, last year of school and I got this kid bang smack straight in the middle of the face, he started crying and then attempted to chase me!! That was hilarious mainly because he was no athlete and I was the fastest kid in school, was fucking hilarious.

Kevo, firstly - snow in Australia? Dont be fucking daft.
And secondly, I've seen what you look like, you've never been the fastest in anything!

Snows in the Blue Mountains too, a lot closer then Canberra.

I've heard of Thredbo etc. was just pulling Paddy's leg.
Never realised you got snow there though.

I'd never let you pull my leg, but the wife now, well that's a different story!!

She's only small, but knowing you, you would pull a hammy and be in hospital for 6 months!

We should rename this website to sortitoutsycophants.net