2015/16 Barclays Premier League Thread

No one deserves to die at such a young age, RIP to both.

Yeah, so we have no fit strikers for our game against Watford. Only Wilson's not going to miss the game and he's not 'fit enough for 90 minutes'.

Memphis upfront I guess. I forgot we were a lunchtime kickoff.

Marcus Rashford and Sean Goss travelling with the squad. Heard good things at Rashford.

MEMPHISSSSSS

Playing a 4-2-2-2 thing looking really good. One injury, go back to the dreaded 3-5-2 and look shit. Quelle surprise.

David de fucking Gea.

We are going to regret not getting a second.

FUCK SAKE I NEED DE GEA ANND ROJOS CLEANSHEET

FUCK UNITED

Oh look 1-1, what a surprise.

Fucking hell, Rojo that was pathetic.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

AV IT

BASTIAN FUCKING SCHWEINSTEIGEEEEEEEEEEER

Can't even fucking play like shite properly, and I won't have my clean sheets.

Not celebrated a goal like that in a while.

Thank fuck we have David De Gea. That save was incredible.

So apparently when we have no fit strikers we can apparently not defend, but are surprisingly dangerous going forward.

Footballs a funny game.

Ander Herrera.

Brilliant! RT @calgildart: For those wondering why United fans love Ander Herrera... pic.twitter.com/YBW74FP0fJ

— Craig Norwood (@CraigNorwood) November 21, 2015

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The second save is just unbelievable.

Oezils left foot > *

So Vardy has a chance to break RVN's goalscoring record against us.

Leicester top of the league as it stands. I definitely didn't have them finishing 20th in my pre season predictions

Lol Cazorla

The Banter Era's back, guys.

Haha City. Christ.

I'm creaming myself here

City's defence without Kompany is something to behold

I've seen some bad defensive performances (considering we've had Dejan Lovren and Kolo Toure playing some wonderful football for us... ) but Demichellis today has got to be up there for one of the worst I've seen. Mangala equally shit

You'd think, given how much that defence cost, they might have been able to find 2 players that don't shit themselves without their big bro Vincent holding their hand.

AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3-3 draw here.

We better not fuck this up from here.. fucking just clear it, fuck passing it round the back

Can see Lucas getting a red and then it going downhill

I'm not even annoyed Newcastle got beat, again. So predictable at times.

But I didn't expect to see Liverpool managed to score four goals at Manchester City, superb result for them.

It's time to beg Pardew to come back.