21st December 2012

A customer got stuck in the petrol station car wash at work yesterday during a powercut, ha. When I sold him the ticket we were talking about how much crap the apocalypse was.

Settlements for eftpos machines for the bank I work for didn't go through yesterday so the waiting time for a customers call to be answered today was like two hours.... Everybody at work wished the world had ended we were that busy.

Ahhh shite, it's always busy in a petrol station so seasonal (apocalyptic) rushes make no difference.

Petrol stations seem like the worst place to rob. They have an unreal amount of cameras.

9 months from now record pregnancy rates?

Some idiot robbed a petrol store near me recently and made off with hundreds and hundreds of pounds worth of scratch cards. Twat didn't realise you need to activate them at the til first!

Because my cousin lives in Australia, and my uncle is a massive horse racing fanatic. Fair to say i know its a horse racing channel, though ive heard of two channels, TVU and TVN, i was 90% sure TVN was the Horse Racing channel.

EDIT: Did you delete Facebook btw?

9 months from now record pregnancy rates?

What the fuck you done now

He's confused pregnancy rates with birth rates

They probably do that whenever they see black people. I remember going to Devon and seeing golly-wog dolls being sold in Post Offices.

Fair enough.

As for Facebook, i've still got it, just deleted you from it.

I saw in the paper some down in Devon where the residents of some little village all wrapped themselves in tin foil to repel and alien mind control thing on the 21st.

Got to love the West country.