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Fantastic
Firstly, there were some top sluts milling around. Went to a couple of shit bars and the slags were of a decent nature. Young too. So I talked shit to them and that was alright.
It's not a total shit hole, being by the sea is quite nice, I went to some bar under the boardwalk or whatever it is and some guy sold me some MDMA, so that was a bonus.
Ended back at some slapper's house, my friend and I and a group of seventeen year olds. It was weird, but I put my cock in some art student's arse so that was cool.
Had lunch at some shit cafe earlier today and it was crap. Also, there are a lot of people just walking around Brighton and they look bored. Someone should do something about that. Also, people really give a shit about the environment and recycling and that bullshit, which is definitely a negative.
Overall, I've been to Brighton now and that's fine. It's better than Southampton and it seems fairly normal.
7/10, would go again.
Telegram Sam
Fantastic
Telegram Sam
I'm ashamed to say I've never read Love Brighton.
It's a weird feeling knowing that you've been within ten minutes of my house. I'm still not 100% sure you even exist.
Fantastic
Phoenix Arrow
Why are you comparing the places I'm from?
Fantastic
Phoenix Arrow
Well, maybe that's not entirely fair. Southampton is average. In every way. It's very clean, the women generally aren't stopping traffic, the nightlife is the same as it is anywhere... it's not shit at all but it's not great. That's why it's such a poor place to visit because nothing happens there. Even if you go somewhere shit... like I've got a friend up in Fratton and I'd say Fratton is a genuinely shit place. But I like going there because every time I do go there, I come back with a bunch of stories. Southampton is safe and that's what makes it boring.
Boone
what type of sluts are we talking about here? The ones that study something useless like Photography thinking they are doing something beneficial with their lives, when in fact they know deep down they are wasting their time and so their self-esteem and standards are pretty much at that perfect low. Or the ones which possibly have kids and in essence just have the same morals as men?
Telegram Sam
There are very few fatties in Brighton. Noticed that as soon as I got here.
Fantastic
The former. A lot of low dresses and thinking and caring and shit. But not much teen pregnancy while I was there. Also there's a musical in town at the moment called Speed, something about ice and dancing. If you want a break from getting jacked and railing sluts I highly recommend Speed, It's on at the Brighton Centre, where Jools Holland is playing his one man show in two weeks time.
There's so many reasons to go to Brighton.
Franck
Anyway, you've convinced me to visit Brighton should I ever make my way to Southern England again.
Phoenix Arrow
Franck
Read: It's a town filled with gayers and posh people.
Zinedine Zaiddin
lol
Phoenix Arrow
Basically yes.
Justicar
Telegram Sam
It's posh to use a condom?
Fantastic
In Greece a few years ago some puss was coming out of my dick so I had a check up, but it was all clear on the test. Still going strong.