Stop what you are doing

And find a copy of Forest Warrior. It's the greatest thing I've ever seen.

From the five minute slow-mo opening credit sequence, the ridiculous clothing, the cliched old black man telling a story, the pantomime villain, the morphing into animals, terrible guitar solo fight sequences, non-existant dialogue, ridiculous plot.
It's magical. Every second is just magical. I am richer for this experience and I'm just sad that more people won't get to see the rich tapestry woven by the Norris family.

Don't be one of those people, watch it now:

Personally i preferred this.

Have you seen Forest Warrior?

I got that DVD in amongst about 25 other shit movies with our first DVD player about 12 years ago.



This came with it too.

I saw that business at the cinema. Top dollar.

I remember The Secret Agent Club. So shit \o/