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23 Mar 2014 09:48:42

"Hi Tony, how are you?"

"I'm fine thanks Boss, do you need me for anything?"

"Yes, I'd like to talk to you about your play style."

"What about it?"

"Well when you're playing you tend to cut inside often. I'd prefer it if you didn't do that in order to space the defenders better."

"That's not an unreasonable request, I'll stop trying to cut inside."

"Thanks, have a nice day."

-------------------- 3 MONTHS LATER --------------------

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"Hi Tony, I asked you to stop cutting inside, why can't you stop doing that? Is there a gravitational field that's sucking you towards the centre of the pitch?"

"Erm. I dunno. I just really love cutting inside. It's the only thing I love in this world. I think I might be an addict."

"Oh, okay, I guess I'll just let you keep cutting inside..."