I can't tell if you're being serious or not but hey, lets go with it.

Piers Morgan never asked Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran, about his thoughts on Robin van Persie's transfer to Manchester United. I made it up.

Not cool man.

#9159 Call me El Hadji

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Can we still call you Max?

#9158 The Politics Thread

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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 18 October 2012 - 07:35 AM

You're kidding, right?

No, I've watched all 5 videos and there wasn't any mention of Van Persie.

#8908 The Politics Thread

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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 26 September 2012 - 07:03 AM

especially the bit where Morgan asks him what he thinks about Robin van Persie.

Link?

#8877 European World Cup Qualifying

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Fucking hell

#8787 The Armoury

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https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/3TcJ7kFQsyDtku3vb19xyBC5TkgGDgnrOiNjKr6C.gif

"Hey you guys dropped points!"

#8769 CONCACAF WCQ

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By BR. | Permalink | On 17 October 2012 - 06:54 AM

They got beat 8-1 to Honduras - a certain Bian isn't happy on facebook!

He's probably celebrating Italy winning though, him being Canadian and all...

#8547 Internet speeds

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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 16 October 2012 - 08:58 AM

At school:

At home:

http://www.speedtest.net/result/2245199415.png

That upload speed difference

#8519 Internet speeds

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At school:

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#8345 Sortitoutsi's got talent!

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I jack off once every two days.

#8281 The Relationship Thread

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Can only go to uni at 22

#8059 Babe Thread Deleted

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I'm just surprised Deano hasn't started a new Babe Thread yet.

MON

#8037 The Relationship Thread

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By Sam | Permalink | On 14 October 2012 - 18:57 PM

Tell me about it. I've only seen my girlfriend twice in person since we've been together.

How the fuck does that work?

#7833 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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By Franck | Permalink | On 13 October 2012 - 23:20 PM

Apparently Liverpool are scouting Andreas Granqvist.

The ex-Wigan defender?

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I like to think that he's actually that good with the girls in real life, and it's only on here that he's all "Juventus were FRAMED I tell you" and "I'm half Italian and Peruvian" and shit like that.