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#196092 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
#196089 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
Who's the favourite? It's been exciting but I have no idea who any of these guys are
#196068 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
And do you have a stream?
#195785 What Are You Listening To?
Eric Portapotty
Based on that I've to admit so.
#195610 The Ganja Trail - A Caribbbean Adventure
Eric Portapotty
Oh no yeah, playing with 10 men for half an hour then with 9 for the whole remaining hour, no biggie.
We'd actually coped defensively (which was useless if we didn't show any attacking play, which we didn't) but after the 1st goal it was a foregone conclusion.
From having an outside chance of qualification to finishing bottom - we didn't so much shoot ourselves in the foot as nuked it.
Fuck it, the playoffs:
Fuck this, atrocious defending to relinquish an early lead, doing well to come back only for the defence to do a brainfart to concede the winner.
Oh an for good measure Guerrero was dismissed, a third hacking down in 2 matches.
What's the point of beating the league leaders if you can't beat anyone else?
Oh look another win.
Captain Violence with the team's FIFTH (and his 2nd) dismissal in as many games.
We actually did quite well here, in the absence of Escalona.
FUCK THIS SHIT, GUYS CAN'T BE ARSED TO TAKE REVENGE, FUCK THE DEEENCE, FUCK THE ATTACK, ALL MORONS.
We reap what we sow, should've sacked Lake when he was playing like shit, now the whole team's doing it.
Oh and none of our players were nominated for the PoTY awards, to no one's surprise.
#195600 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
Not my hands, I need a wanking hand and a scrolling hand for when I'm wanking.
#195594 Itchygon
Eric Portapotty
#195586 Itchygon
Eric Portapotty
#195517 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
Well you did fuck up your leg real bad, same thing really.
#195515 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
Well someone's also ruined it for us all by boasting about it online.
Would be much harder to pretend after the revelations, I'd probably have to be a legitimate nutcase to get away.
Or I could break a leg, might need to ask Kevo for advice there.
#195220 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
FM, Susie, Reddit, 4chan, gentlemen's literature, with a bit of TF2 on the side.
Been swimming a bit as well, not that I'm any good at it anyway.
Can't do push-ups, can't do pull-ups, hopelessly unfit, even though I cycle to work as well when it's not raining (which is quite often).
I don't use FB much anymore because most of my friends are in NS,
while everyone else hates me.EDIT: Oh fuck that looks much more depressing than I though it would be, no not everyone hates me
#195053 What Are You Listening To?
Eric Portapotty
So she basically shouted out the song?
#195012 The Ganja Trail - A Caribbbean Adventure
Eric Portapotty
Bingo! But not without a bit of a scare first.
We meet teams from Guadelope and Suriname for the 2nd year running, while Cuba's a first for us.
Cienfuegos and Inter were both runners-up, while Etoile (like us) were champions of our respective domestic leagues.
But before we start the group stage there's still business to handle back at home.
Guerrero provided an excellent diagonal for Oehlers to latch on on the counter and get a quick opener.
I'm surprised at the eventual scoreline, considering our difference in the standings this season.
These were Lake's and Figaroa's first goals of the season - what dire situation.
In fairness Lake went for such a long run because I did drop him, but then again I wouldn't have dropped him if he did go on said drought in the 1st place!
From top-scoring last season to this - it's hard not to feel sorry for him despite his crippling ineptitude.
It looked to be a foregone conclusion, and to only achieve it so late was a disappointment.
Another one of those frustrating results that stunts our momentum, losing an initial lead even a further bitter taste in the mouth.
Cabrera scored our equaliser only to concede the penalty - epitomised the game really.
Not the worst way to finish the regular season results-wise.
Not so in terms of personnel - Oehlers picked up an injury and would be ruled out for around a month.
Need a favour from Caiquetio here, or we lose a couple thousand in prize money.
Now we can move on to the subcontinent:
Comfortably outclassed (and for their 2nd goal, outpaced) - we don't quite have the surprise factor of last season this time round.
Next up was the Surinamese, who put out a a narrow 4-4-2 - which gave me an opportunity to properly debut our even more dour 5-4-1:
Look at that - "You want to stuff the midfield? Here, let me help you".
Did it work? Not really, Marvin Pierre in the AM role was able to use his pace well on the break, but his finishing was as good as a cow's and was hence unfortunately useless.
But I digress:
It was frustrating to concede the opener from a set-piece, but we replied with a Robert effort from long range.
Captain Marvel Francois Escalona the got his annual dismissal, and it looked to end in a draw, only for Jaython Escalona to pop up with a late, late winner.
About as scrappy as the midfield, but the winner nonetheless.
We're still in with a chance (just about), but we'll need to beat Etoile by a couple of goals.
They managed to beat the Cubans, and we don't have Captain Setpieces, so.....
#194988 Old Trafford Lounge
Eric Portapotty
(Of course I'm still bitter.)
#194977 Old Trafford Lounge
Eric Portapotty
#194821 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
And it was a shit attempt at being funny tbh, I'm so sorry.
#194781 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
#194623 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
#194465 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
Well I can't disagree
#194458 The Night Thread Mk. IX
Eric Portapotty
#194449 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
Pascal Cygan's still available right?
#194282 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
Wake me up when we actually sign someone.
#194280 The Ganja Trail - A Caribbbean Adventure
Eric Portapotty
Par for the course this season unfortunately.
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Going 2 goals down was disastrous, coming back to lead was commendable, being pegged back is typical of our season.
Played Fingal-Rolston as our strikepair (which meant no speed whatsoever) but we still managed to win.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
The top 3 have qualified for the playoffs, while we still aren't exaclty safe from the other playoffs - been a truly dire time.
Incredibly we're still mathematically in with a chance of finishing top.
Oh well, at least we have something else to distract us from our league troubles:
I've met Tempete before, while at Racing in Haiti.
Largely forgotten their strength, but if our current form is anything to go by we're going to have a tough time.
And so it proved, but for once we've finished on top! 3 away goals will also be very useful in the return leg.
#194267 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
#194262 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
#194252 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
Don't Stoke have surplus of strikers? Do they still need Cameron Jerome?
#194233 Barclays Premier League 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
#194200 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
Now you're just fucking with me right?
#194192 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
Ha! I'd rather have Carlton Cole.
COME ON ARSENE
#194188 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
Eric Portapotty
erm
Zigic?