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#69397 English Premier League 2012/2013
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YAYYYYYYY

By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 20 April 2013 - 22:26 PM
We look terrifying poor when Fulham counter. Berbatov had a great chance a few minutes ago.

Hopefully we can play more conservatively now.
#69389 English Premier League 2012/2013
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Sidwell off, stud-up challenge on Arteta.

Unfortunate for Fulham, having a man down for the majority of the match.
#69373 PFA Player of the Year
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Why have a shortlist in the 1st place anyway?
#69113 English Premier League 2012/2013
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You moan about English culture but I'd say you pretty much epitomise another part of what's wrong with English football, incredibly fickle fans. You write off a clealry talented youngster and just latch on to this seasons flavour of the week in Lambert just because he's banged in a few for Southampton. England actually need to build a team, Lambert will be on the scrapheap in a couple of years time along with the rest of the English one season wonders.

I think it's part of a more deep-rooted problem in English football, that your clubs don't have enough faith in local players.

Lambert (and Grant Holt last season) are relatively talented players, and with their form it's not ridiculous to say that they should be called up to the NT.
Problem is they both are in (or approaching) their 30s, and it's unrealistic to say that Hodgson can build a longterm team with them.

Thing is, the pair have been playing lower-league football for most of their careers (Holt played in Singapore ffs) and if a higher-profile club took a chance on them they could play a bigger part in the national setup.
#69032 English Premier League 2012/2013
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By Ninja | Permalink | On 19 April 2013 - 00:11 AM
Hodgson's England teams have been pretty much picked off the back of hype and media pressure, so don't hold your breath.

Hence Ferdinand's call-up then, going by your argument.
#68490 This Is Anfield
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That gif Sam, oh my fucking god.

#68449 English Premier League 2012/2013
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I say Stoke, van Wolfswinkel's far too good to be playing in the Championship.

I've got confidence in Houghton anyway.
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That said, a surprising number of last-gasp victories does give me hope on the mentality of the team.


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The team managed to tank it, big time; Biney and Addo were virtually pedestrians at the tail end of the season.

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In April we were enjoying a decent lead in 2nd place (with a couple of games in hand), and we ended up a successful onslaught away from missing out of continental competition - a monumental fuck-up.


Cup

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Biney managed to come up with an oh-so-rare scoring masterclass to save our semifinal encounter.

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Reverted to his typical form this season in the final, and his replacement (Addo) didn't exactly cover himself in the glory of competence either.


CAF Confederation Cup

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Never looked like getting anywhere near their level.


Next Season

Other than the aforementioned Kofi Appiah, we've got 2 other signings to look forward to:

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Willaim Diallo has proved to be a vastly inferior alternative to Mohammed Alhassan when the latter was injured, and Eric comes in as a better benchwarmer.
He'll probably challenge for a starting spot, considering his namesake's disappointing form towards the end of the season.

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Clyde Essomba was a Fovu old boy, and having signed him in my time there, he's got a fondness for me.
It helps that he's improved from the mess he was at Fovu, and hopefully he'll be a competent replacement for Eugene when the latter's contract ends at the end of this season.

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Newcomers to the Premier league are Moonlight and Real Sportive, while Chelsea (GHA) bounce straight back up.

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What else... Oh yeah:

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Fucking A.
#68181 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Vercoe | Permalink | On 14 April 2013 - 21:58 PM
...Spain?

I didn't state it because it was fucking obvious, tbh.

And Spain is in the shit anyway.
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By Flash. | Permalink | On 14 April 2013 - 20:58 PM
Easily Spanish.

I've never understood why schools choose German/French over it. Loads of countries speak Spanish so it makes sense to learn that one.

Loads of? Only ones I know of are Argentina and Mexico, tbh.
#68151 English Premier League 2012/2013
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I've got this feeling that Ashley will follow the Southampton school of thought and bring in a foreign manager to replace Pardew.

French probably, in fact.
#68134 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I'm considering taking a foreign language course in the new academic year, but I've no real idea which language I should study:

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Disregarding the Chinese and Malay options (not interested in learning local languages, and I'm Chinese anyway), which one would you guys recommend?
#68087 Happy Birthday to Me
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By Fantastic | Permalink | On 14 April 2013 - 10:03 AM
Legit pornstar.



Happy birthday, and get the Quiz League back on man!
#68011 FA Cup Thread 2012/13
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What happened there?
#68008 FA Cup Thread 2012/13
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Nicely done there.

Also, Kone is awesome.
#67798 Fuck Ken Bates - The Leeds United thread
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He's not Steve Kean?
#67772 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread
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Barca at the Allianz, Bayern at the Nou Camp...

It'll be fucking glorious.
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League

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A relatively strong month with two silly defeats scuppering our chances to close the gap on leaders Hearts of Oak.
That said, a surprising number of last-gasp victories does give me hope on the mentality of the team.

Cup

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Another late goal, and a third on aggregate getss us safely through to the semis.

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I could well meet Hearts of Oak for a fifth time this season, not cool.


CAF Confederation Cup

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A vital away goal allowed me to play on the counter in the home leg, and the more cautious approach paid off, getting one over the Ghanaian league leaders.

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Africa Sport was a completely different proposition, our defence was being breached time and again with the opposition showing their superior ability.
Addo's away goal gives us hope in the home leg.


Transfers

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Kofi Appiah will join the club next season, as competition/backup to Mbarga, however I have an interest in playing him upfront.
It helps that he's a consistent player.

Also, Francis "a year's holiday LOL" Diallo wants a wage rise.
This despite him being out for the rest of the year and a good part for next.
#67384 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread
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It'd better be Bayern-Barca.
#67327 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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As if there's a media source out there that's even remotely reputable anymore.
#67225 UEFA Champions League 2012 - 2013 Thread
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If Al-Thani had actually paid his staff Malaga could have been doing better.
#67005 English Premier League 2012/2013
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#66878 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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TIL Brits hate Thatcher.

Isn't she one of your more celebrated PMs? Certainly more popular than Blair, as I've seen.
#66690 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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By Rick87 | Permalink | On 07 April 2013 - 01:28 AM

The slit eyes thing, and now this?

Rick you racist.
#66689 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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So I managed to catch the last shuttle bus from work to a bus stop near my work, then managed to take 2 wrong buses and end up further away from home.
I ended up spending more than I would have and took 20 minutes walking home.

I'm a fucking moron.
#65725 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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My alarm clock can go fuck itself.
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League

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Season started off terribly, with a combination of both senior goalkeepers out and resting players for the Super Cup match not a recipe for success.
Low-profile loanee Stephen Hammond - having not played with the team at all before - deputised, and had a debut performance that nightmares are made of.

Further forward it was obvious who was carrying the team - last season's top scorer Yaw Biney has yet to open his account in the league, while Addo hsn't helped his own cause either.
Step forward Christian Mbarga, who has already scored more than last season.

We've got good form to show for at the moment, but the big guns are up next; Biney and ddo will need to find their scoring boots, and soon.

The SWAG-Nyemetei Cup

I kid you not, the SWAG (Sport Writers' Association of Ghana)-Nyetemei Cup is Chanian football's Super Cup.

Anyway, on to the game:

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And the obligatory image of the celebrations:

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Cup

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Our cup run's gone well so far, having only met lower-league opposition so far.

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Next round has us in an all-Premier League clash though.

CAF Confederation Cup

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Debut fixture couldn't have gone any better, destroying the Tanzanian team.

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Couldn't say the seam for the return leg, massive complacency issues made it a harder task than it should have been.

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The second leg throws up a challenge in the form of domestic opponents and giants Hearts of Oak.

Transfers

First, some bad news:
Midfield mainstay Francis Diallo suffered a double(!) leg fracture and will be out for the entirety of the year, so a replacement was needed.
Luckily his injury happened before the August transfer window closed, so I could get this guy on loan.

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Boakye was a longterm target, and I was surprised to see him allowed to leave his parent club.
Helps that I only need to pay him $15 a week \o/

Aided by Nankop's departure and the wages that were freed up, another 3 players arrived to bolster the squad:

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Boakye was the only fit senior defensively-minded midfielder, so Lokman was signed to provide numbers in that area.

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Again, only 1 specialist left winger (Sumaila), and Frimpong represents competition for the underperforming youngster.

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Nankop's departure left me with only Mbarga and Mensah as the only playmakers in the team (Mensah's also regressed in the attacking aspect of his play). Tetteh (hopefully) solves that problem.
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#65580 Rick's Hexagon
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Jeffers + Warner, you're gonna walk the league.

Good luck with this