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#84180 Wimbledon 2013
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#84178 Wimbledon 2013
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#84168 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#84165 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I opened the door and placed my key under the blue nail polish. I stopped to hear if my wife was home, but I couldn't hear anything. I barely heard from her at all any more after she lost the baby. I lifted the keyring off the button on my jeans and unzipped my trousers, sliding them off my legs and leaving them on the floor.
I walked over to my fireplace and tossed some doritos in. Even though Sarah might never return part of me hoped that a warm house might serve as a beacon for her to follow, a hollow hope that she would be drawn in by the heat, wherever she was in the world.
I opened the cupboard on the landing and picked up a hangar, carefully removing the coke can ring pull that separated them. My eyes lingered on Sarah's wedding dress, still sitting there after all these years. I picked up my briefcase and placed it on the wall of the cupboard, the velcro on both objects holding it in place, suspended like my marriage to Sarah... a symbolic limbo.
I threw myself to the floor and began to cry. As I sat there weeping I looked across at the wall where I kept the pictures of my friends next to objects I'd lent them. My best friend Gary with the dustpan I had lent him to fill up his bin with water, my sister Lisa and the pool noodles I had lent her to stop her children falling out of bed. But the real photo that was missing mas the picture of the demon who had taken my wife away from me.
I picked up my phone and placed it in the cardboard toilet roll tube and pressed play. The sound of Chopin filled the room I had decorated myself using flakes of my own skin.
I turned and opened my fridge and took out the bottle lying on its side, inside was the hydrochloric acid I had been storing for safe keeping. I carefully placed it in the microwave and carved a hole in the middle of it so it would heat up evenly.
Saying a quiet prayer to myself I poured the acid down my throat and dropped to my knees, pain searing through me as I welcomed the sweet burn of the afterlife and a respite from the turmoil I lived in.
The door opened, it was Sarah, she had got lost and had been at Dominos trying to find directions back to our house.
I mouthed "I love you" to her, before my head crashed down onto the flooring I had recently rubbed up with walnuts. And then it was black.
#84146 I manage a football team
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Some solid signings for the season ahead. I dropped a little cash on the defender because Isoso Mbo is 29 now so a replacement needs to be brought in to get used to the team. The others are good signings from rival clubs that will work well with the squad.
The board told me I have to challenge for the title this season, which is a little ominous, but it's a good level of pressure to work with. We'll see how it pans out.
#84134 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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It's like saying saying a man who killed an intruder to his house is a murderer. You're right, he did murder that person, but that doesn't paint the whole picture. Simply saying Mandela was a terrorist, in the context of history, is wrong because we now consider the people he was 'terrorising' to be the sword and shield of an evil regime.
But that doesn't change the fact that Mandela was a convicted terrorist. So either KM believes in apartheid because he thinks Mandela was fighting against a just regime, or he is simply entering the conversation just to be technically right. Either way he's an idiot.
#84109 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Morality is subjective, that much is true and you're entitled to use your own brush to colour in your own picture. The problem is that you only offer baseless comments like "another terrorist is dead".
I mean, let's go down this route, who are some people you consider freedom fighters who were just in their actions?
#84100 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#84092 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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http://henrymakow.com/when_do_terrorists_get_nobel_p.html
It wouldn't surprise me one bit if you said you believed in the Illuminati and Zionist conspiracies. That's the kind of joke you've made of yourself.
#84080 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#84045 I manage a football team
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A very successful season. We couldn't keep pace with Kaizer Chiefs, who were simply unstoppable, but we did jump seven places. The team has a great core now and it's fluid in attack. Defence is still an issue and I do have some targets lined up for the winter, but I it's difficult to get better players than I already have without spending money.
This summer might see some bids for our better players and I'm curious to see how that goes down. Vicarras, the goalkeeper, is almost certain to leave, but I want six figures for him. That in turn could get us a real high class centre half.
#84037 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Hopefully Radebe follows soon after, considering Mandela worships him.
#84032 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#84012 The Lower League Thread
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#84000 Cats Meow Karaoke
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#83992 The TV Thread
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#83984 The TV Thread
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#83975 The TV Thread
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#83946 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Nobody makes threads quite like those found on Waccoe.
#83937 Cats Meow Karaoke
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#83904 Cats Meow Karaoke
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#83889 I manage a football team
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So, erm, we're in first place at the halfway point in the season. I'm shocked that we've managed to maintain form, we had a great start winning our first four which just set us off and we kept on going. Our only blip was a 4-1 loss to Santos. I say I'm shocked but I have been slowly building the side each year to give us better pieces. I just didn't see us making such a huge jump from one season to the next. Although we are playing three new players in midfield so that must be the secret.
At this stage I'll just be glad to finish in the top half.
At leas that's what a cunt would say. I want to challenge for the title, the players have shown they can do it so I don't see why we can't expect to keep it up.
#83888 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83883 Cats Meow Karaoke
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Chick with a killer body plied full of shots dances to Sexy and I know It, while wearing a t-shirt that literally says "I work out" on the front.
#83880 Cats Meow Karaoke
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#83879 Cats Meow Karaoke
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"Girl if you're gonna spank me you better hit me like I owe you child support."
Dude is gold.
#83870 Cats Meow Karaoke
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Dude comes on stage and starts singing the rap version of what a man.
I had the photo but copy pasted something else, he then started shouting "Where the freaks at?" and two black girls got on stage and started grinding the fuck out of him. It was spectacular.
#83866 Cats Meow Karaoke
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Getting the fattest girl on the stage and making her twerk to a song called "Let me ride that donkey".
I came back and just the right time.
#83780 Cats Meow Karaoke
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#83776 Cats Meow Karaoke
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