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#83584 I manage a football team
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Doing better than last year, but that has been aided by a run of four games won in a row and a draw. That was brought to an end in game 15 where we lost 5-1 to Platinum Stars. Still, it's good to see us making a bit of progress. I was offered to change my season expectations, but I left them at consolidate in case things go wrong. Still, looking okay for the rest of the season.
#83582 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83580 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Tumblr is full of spastics, don't go there.
#83579 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83538 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83536 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83533 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83531 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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He made them leave.
#83527 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83526 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83488 Fuck Ken Bates - The Leeds United thread
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#83480 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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#83472 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Your screen is probably too far zoomed in.
#83468 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83435 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83425 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83420 Android App Ideas
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I'm trying to write a suicide note at the moment that is both poignant and darkly humorous without sounding cliche or wooden. So yeah, I'm trying to find anything to not do it because it's hard.
#83418 Newcastle Thread
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Joe Kinnear sat back and looked at his reflection in the three manager of the year trophies resting on top of his Tuscan marble mantlepiece. He could see the sweat dripping down his toned body after his workout, the small hand towel wrapped around his waist was damp. He whipped it off and sniffed the material. It smelled like success, he thought to himself.
He began drying the inside of his thighs while looking at one of the many photos of himself with Robbie Earle. He remembered he had to pick up some flowers for Robbie's wife before they went to TGI Friday tomorrow, which Joe Kinnear had noted to himself was extremely ironic because tomorrow was Wednesday.
Joe KInnear was distracted from toweling his groin by the sound of his Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 telephone ringing. He had won the telephone after achieving the highest judge's rating at the karaoke contest he participated in while studying for his UEFA B License in Geneva, Switzerland. Switzerland was one of the many places Joe Kinnear had visited in his years of service to the game of football, a game which he was extremely knowledgeable about.
"Yeah," said Joe Kinnear, picking up the phone and running his hand through his tousled silver locks. "Who is this?"
"Hello sir," said the voice at the other end of the line. "I'm calling with regards to a PPI claim you can ma--"
"Listen here, you cunt," Joe Kinnear said, his grip tightening around the phone. "Fucking do one before I come round your manor and rip out your heart."
He aggressively thumbed the hang up button and sheathed the Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 back in it's charging dock. He was seething, he hated those nuisance calls and despite having applied to be placed on the Telephone Preference Service he was still receiving them. Besides, he'd already claimed back the PPI he was owed and the money had been spent wisely on a new tanning bed with built in digital radio and back massager.
The Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 began ringing again. Joe Kinnear turned to face it, a film of sweat spraying into the air as his shoulders moved. Each ring was reverberating inside his body, causing his heavily moisturised skin to shudder. He picked up the phone.
"Oi cunt," he said, holding the receiver to his mouth. "I thought I fucking told you to do one."
"Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear," said the caller. "It's Mike Ashley."
"Mike Ashley?" asked Joe Kinnear.
"Yeah, Mike Ashley. Remember, we met down the Rat and Parrot in Chiswick..."
"Not really. Anyway, what the fuck are you doing calling Joe Kinnear, I'm a very busy man."
"Joe Kinnear, I, Mike Ashley, have a job for you."
Joe Kinnear's towel dropped to the floor. "Joe Kinnear is listening," he said.
To be continued
#83415 Newcastle Thread
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#83414 Android App Ideas
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It's called Segregated At Birth and it's mine, so don't steal it.
#83412 Android App Ideas
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It's called Friend Farter and it's mine, so don't steal it.
#83410 Android App Ideas
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It's called IBETU and it's mine, so don't steal it.
#83402 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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No it's not, it's extremely exciting.
#83401 I manage a football team
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Transfers
Some cute defensive cover. Ben van Heerden will be playing more games at left back this season as I try to wean us over Rodigue Ebongue, but just in case there are any problems this guy will step in.
Again, just more cover. He's got a good upside but I don't see him playing much. Still, he looms like he can perform a role at the club so I figure it's worth having him than not.
My only major signing this window. Hands down an absolute steal. With Samuel Okapo demanding a move (successfully sold for £40k to Black Leopards) it was necessary to sign someone in the centre to make up for the loss. With Sylla's signing we've gone much better and this could go a long way to making us a better team in the long term. A watershed moment for the growth of the club.
#83380 The General Games Discussion Thread.
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The PS4 has it so I assume the Xbox One will have it too; you download a fraction of the game, maybe 200mb, then can start playing and it downloads the rest as you play.
#83379 I manage a football team
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Not a bad second seaosn, except for the small fact of, you know, losing our last six games straight. Or Scoring 53 goals yet conceding 59. Pretty embarrassing actually.
So the key for next season is defence. We need to defend better, to restrict teams, to make them work for goals. I don't like seeing us caught in possession all the times, it's amateur stuff. I need to make the team stronger.
Goal for next season: top half finish. We've regressed as a team this unit, next season we have to improve.
#83258 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83233 Newcastle Thread
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#83227 Newcastle Thread
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#83218 Newcastle Thread
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Billy's bar? Shit
Howard's? So shit it closed down
Frankies at Stamford Bridge? Shit
Marco by Marco Pierre White at Stamford Brdige? Stuffy-shit-with-shit-food-that-tastes-like-shit-and-is-too-expensive-and-never-busy-even-on-a-Friday-night-which-made-my-date-go-poorly-and-resulted-in-not-getting-any-sex-so-I-had-to-go-home-and-wank shit.