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#83584 I manage a football team
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Doing better than last year, but that has been aided by a run of four games won in a row and a draw. That was brought to an end in game 15 where we lost 5-1 to Platinum Stars. Still, it's good to see us making a bit of progress. I was offered to change my season expectations, but I left them at consolidate in case things go wrong. Still, looking okay for the rest of the season.
#83582 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Because of how vehemently they go after even the most minor,innocuous transgressions all they really do is trivialise the issues that are important.
#83580 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Tumblr is full of spastics, don't go there.
#83579 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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#83538 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Louie came on and gave it big guns, but he is fucking terrible. He can't even dance and sing at the same time because the reading the lyrics is taking up so much concentration.
#83536 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Also, I just checked the Cats facebook page and their happy hour is 3-4-1. Happy hour in America usually runs 4-7pm.
#83533 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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He made them leave.
#83527 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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OH SHIT, THE MC JUST CALLED THEM OUT
#83526 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Those two sluts on the left look bored as fuck.
#83488 Fuck Ken Bates - The Leeds United thread
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Kevin Doyle will not be coming to Leeds, thank fuck for that.
#83480 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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I'm more curious as to how this factors into Real Madrid's incoming transfers. Do you think this could be a pre-cursor to a massive move for Bale?
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Your screen is probably too far zoomed in.
#83468 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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I went ahead and registered The Joe Kinnear Story. http://thejoekinnearstory.wordpress.com/ https://twitter.com/JoeKinnearStory Too good of an opportunity to miss, right?
#83435 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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Doesn't really sound like me now, does it.
#83425 The Night Thread Mk. IX
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What email address did they use?
#83420 Android App Ideas
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By ianbaker | Permalink | On 21 June 2013 - 10:52 AM
Fanny, you really have too much time on your hands. Not writing your book anymore?

I'm trying to write a suicide note at the moment that is both poignant and darkly humorous without sounding cliche or wooden. So yeah, I'm trying to find anything to not do it because it's hard.
#83418 Newcastle Thread
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Prologue

Joe Kinnear sat back and looked at his reflection in the three manager of the year trophies resting on top of his Tuscan marble mantlepiece. He could see the sweat dripping down his toned body after his workout, the small hand towel wrapped around his waist was damp. He whipped it off and sniffed the material. It smelled like success, he thought to himself.

He began drying the inside of his thighs while looking at one of the many photos of himself with Robbie Earle. He remembered he had to pick up some flowers for Robbie's wife before they went to TGI Friday tomorrow, which Joe Kinnear had noted to himself was extremely ironic because tomorrow was Wednesday.

Joe KInnear was distracted from toweling his groin by the sound of his Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 telephone ringing. He had won the telephone after achieving the highest judge's rating at the karaoke contest he participated in while studying for his UEFA B License in Geneva, Switzerland. Switzerland was one of the many places Joe Kinnear had visited in his years of service to the game of football, a game which he was extremely knowledgeable about.

"Yeah," said Joe Kinnear, picking up the phone and running his hand through his tousled silver locks. "Who is this?"

"Hello sir," said the voice at the other end of the line. "I'm calling with regards to a PPI claim you can ma--"

"Listen here, you cunt," Joe Kinnear said, his grip tightening around the phone. "Fucking do one before I come round your manor and rip out your heart."

He aggressively thumbed the hang up button and sheathed the Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 back in it's charging dock. He was seething, he hated those nuisance calls and despite having applied to be placed on the Telephone Preference Service he was still receiving them. Besides, he'd already claimed back the PPI he was owed and the money had been spent wisely on a new tanning bed with built in digital radio and back massager.

The Bang & Olufsen Beocom 6000 began ringing again. Joe Kinnear turned to face it, a film of sweat spraying into the air as his shoulders moved. Each ring was reverberating inside his body, causing his heavily moisturised skin to shudder. He picked up the phone.

"Oi cunt," he said, holding the receiver to his mouth. "I thought I fucking told you to do one."

"Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear," said the caller. "It's Mike Ashley."

"Mike Ashley?" asked Joe Kinnear.

"Yeah, Mike Ashley. Remember, we met down the Rat and Parrot in Chiswick..."

"Not really. Anyway, what the fuck are you doing calling Joe Kinnear, I'm a very busy man."

"Joe Kinnear, I, Mike Ashley, have a job for you."

Joe Kinnear's towel dropped to the floor. "Joe Kinnear is listening," he said.

To be continued
#83415 Newcastle Thread
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2/10. Too heavy handed.
#83414 Android App Ideas
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Or an app that allows you to take a photo of friend and then it pretends to compare them to a database of people but just randomly selects one of 40 dictators from history saved on the app.

It's called Segregated At Birth and it's mine, so don't steal it.
#83412 Android App Ideas
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Fine, make an app which allows you to take a photo of a friend and then play fart noises when you click the picture.

It's called Friend Farter and it's mine, so don't steal it.
#83410 Android App Ideas
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An app that allows me to place a wager with a friend. So I can send a friend a proposition, such as "I bet you £10 Arsenal will win tonight". If they accept then the app draws £10 from your supplied paypal account and is placed in escrow. Once the bet is completed the escrow is told to send the funds to the winner.

It's called IBETU and it's mine, so don't steal it.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 21 June 2013 - 07:18 AM
Basketball is dreadfully boring.

No it's not, it's extremely exciting.
#83401 I manage a football team
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2016/2017 Season

Transfers

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Some cute defensive cover. Ben van Heerden will be playing more games at left back this season as I try to wean us over Rodigue Ebongue, but just in case there are any problems this guy will step in.

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Again, just more cover. He's got a good upside but I don't see him playing much. Still, he looms like he can perform a role at the club so I figure it's worth having him than not.

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My only major signing this window. Hands down an absolute steal. With Samuel Okapo demanding a move (successfully sold for £40k to Black Leopards) it was necessary to sign someone in the centre to make up for the loss. With Sylla's signing we've gone much better and this could go a long way to making us a better team in the long term. A watershed moment for the growth of the club.
#83380 The General Games Discussion Thread.
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By Flash. | Permalink | On 21 June 2013 - 02:15 AM
Aye you're talking 700-800kbps so about 7-8 hours per game.

Tbh I basically only play Fifa plus a few other games here and there so there's no point getting a Steam box, I already have a good iMac I can use.

The PS4 has it so I assume the Xbox One will have it too; you download a fraction of the game, maybe 200mb, then can start playing and it downloads the rest as you play.
#83379 I manage a football team
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Not a bad second seaosn, except for the small fact of, you know, losing our last six games straight. Or Scoring 53 goals yet conceding 59. Pretty embarrassing actually.

So the key for next season is defence. We need to defend better, to restrict teams, to make them work for goals. I don't like seeing us caught in possession all the times, it's amateur stuff. I need to make the team stronger.

Goal for next season: top half finish. We've regressed as a team this unit, next season we have to improve.
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Whatever happened to that idea I had where members send pictures of their dicks to Franck and then he posts them up and we try to guess which dick belongs to which member?
#83233 Newcastle Thread
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#83227 Newcastle Thread
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#83218 Newcastle Thread
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All club owned restaurants and bars are fucking shit.

Billy's bar? Shit
Howard's? So shit it closed down
Frankies at Stamford Bridge? Shit
Marco by Marco Pierre White at Stamford Brdige? Stuffy-shit-with-shit-food-that-tastes-like-shit-and-is-too-expensive-and-never-busy-even-on-a-Friday-night-which-made-my-date-go-poorly-and-resulted-in-not-getting-any-sex-so-I-had-to-go-home-and-wank shit.