Fantastic - Comments

Yes, drinking right now, tell me which songs.

The need, compulsion even, to share is actually one of the driving factors behind playing the game, for me at least. I mean what we're doing is basically shitting away valuable hours on doing something with no benefit. Sharing what we do give it some flimsy worth. I don't know, I wish I had the hours and patience to go big again, but not feel like balls doing it.

Recap please, I've been meditating in my dojo and was unable to watch.

You've gone too far now. Purely an exercise in self-flagellation, what;s even more concerning is you've only just rediscovered the ego required to publish this exercise in boredom. With that said 70+ is impressive but I can't do it any more. Not like the old days when we used to sink 1500 hours into one career. It feels like work.

Look mate it's really simple. I have a solution, bear with me hear because it's going to seem silly at first, but I can help. You need big cunts. "Big cunts?" you say. Yes, big cunts. You need big cunts sitting in the middle of the box and they will shit all your corner troubles away.

Just set your filter to this:



And you'll receive results like this:





These are some of the biggest cunts in the game of football. The beauty of a big cunt is after a certain height they become progressively shitter because being a big cunt doesn't lend itself well for a finesse based sport like football. Big cunts lack mobility and their high centre of gravity makes them unwieldy. But give a big cunt a ball to head away and he can do it.

Plus you're managing Sutton who are dog shit so having a load of big cunts protecting your white rectangle shouldn't be a problem because your expectations on player quality are as low as my mum's pants after nine o'clock.

So yeah, want to stop conceding from corners then get a load of big cunts and you should see a vast improvement. If you need any other help let me know.

Get reading.

Shut up, fuck face.

I love cunt.

Let's get down to business.

Game of Thrones is a good television show. I found the most recent episode to be enjoyable. How do my peers feel about it?

Yep, that's what I said.

I too can put words into others' mouth.

His contract runs until 2015, and there are still four games left to play. You cry when you win or lose a trophy.

Why is Gerrard crying?

It's happening.

A draw is not the result this game needs.

I remember when David Silva used to be the best footballer in the world...

I'll boo any fucker I want. I made Shaun Derry leave due to my booing. It works, I'm living proof.

Even for the low comedic standards of image macros, that is really shit.

I did it. Sporting Toulon Var are now a Ligue 1 side. It took some smooth worth bringing in quality from other clubs on loan, as well as another incredible season from Assad who was top goalscorer with 29 goals, Revelation of the Season, Goal of the Season, Team of the season etc. Now is where the fun begins. We have to slowly accrue cash, bring in better players, try to survive and keep that war of attrition going. It's a long way away, but the gates of hell are guarded by two of the richest football clubs in the world: PSG and Monaco. We won't be talking to them for quite some time, but that has to be in our heads when we look at our long term goal of being the baddest motherfuckers on the planet.



My plan now is to make sure we don't go straight back down. This club is already in a precarious financial position again, all the promotion bonuses are not going to help either. It's going to be an interesting, and very difficult, season.

Right, it's not a god forsaken hour now. We're in the mix for the upper part of the league and that's great news. Defence is marginally better, Assad is firing on all cylinders, and our new loan signings are pretty good. I'll show some players I signed now:















I wasn't finding the right amount of quality out there so I thought I'd play the loan market. It's working, to some effect, and I think we can keep moving forward. It does mean that win or lose, next season we're going to need working over once again, but I suppose it does give me a decent amount of flexibility to make changes.

Can't be arsed to do an update, I loaned in some players, signed some players. We've played 20 games and we're 9th in the league. Now fuck off.

Are you out on license?

http://news.sky.com/templates/watch-live

For analysis during the lunch break. Martin Hood will have a lot to say.

A similar season to the last. We were pretty poor towards the end and dropped from 8th to 11th, but I'm not disappointed. I think our attacking options, our midfield, are secure. I just feel like we still need more beef in defence. I've already made approaches for central defenders and a new goalkeeper and I want to see an improvement in the next season. I've got some money to spend, but it's only going to go on someone who's worth it, I think we can fill our ranks with Ligue 1 drop outs, but they're asking for €5-7kpw, which is a lot of money, so I need to be careful that I don't overspend on mediocre talent.

Knew this was coming. If he's shouting, why isn't she replying?

Pistorius claimed he put the jeans on his amplifier to cover the blue light. However the photos show the jeans on the floor on top of a corner of the duvet. All he's doing is trying to show inconsistencies with Pistorius' testimony, to carry on painting the picture of someone trying to cover themselves. In the grand scheme of things it's not a major thing, but it just sows more seeds of doubt over his credibility.

Pistorius was questioned about an argument with man at a racetrack, something to do with Samantha, I think that was to show his volatile personality. Then Pistorius was questioned about an incident where he claims he was shot at on a motorway four years ago. He apparently saw a muzzle flash and heard a bang, so he pulled off the road and called someone. He can't remember who he called to pick him up and he never called the police. Naturally Nel tore him apart saying it was inconceivable he couldn't remember who he called after an event that is so important.

We're back to the night now.

Watched all day yesterday as always. Course was playing very fast, faster than normal yesterday, and the pin positions were weekend ones. Interesting decision. Good to listen to Jack talking again and for those who're interested he'll be back on Sky on Sunday.

The lies have begun again. Good long day of fun ahead.