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#153518 Old Trafford Lounge
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Shut up. He's on millions of pounds a week, I don't give a fuck if he snaps his pelvis I want to see him fucking dance for me. Then when he plays like shit I want to go on Twitter and tell him that I'm going to kill every member of his family, cut off his face and wear it to his nephew's birthday part where I will fuck his nan.
#153486 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
Fantastic
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2 years ago
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Real talk, remember that time I had lots of money? I spent it. I spent all of it.

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"Oh but Max, what about all the problems you gave yourself last time when you were strapped for cash. Surely you've learned your lesson now and are going to be more financially responsible?"

No. Fuck lessons, fuck learning, and fuck you. I'm the teacher, this is my business and I'm wrapping my legs around this fucking rocket because we're going straight to the fucking moon.

"What's that Max, what are you talking about?"

You heard me, bitch. I'm going for four in a row. I'm rolling the dice and I'm going to break the bank. Monaco is just around the corner and I can taste the champagne and waxed pussy in the cool sea air.

"But Max, what happens if you roll snake eyes?"

I piss on your snake eyes. I roll sevens, every fucking day baby. Now fuck off.
#153475 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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#153455 Susie FC
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Verse has buttfucked himself by choosing Australian as his nationality. No motherfuckers in the football world know who he is so they can't sign him. Attribute wise he could easily be a lower end Premier League footballer by the time he's 21, but because his notability is 0 they don't know he exists and neither do Australian clubs because they're probably not real (in terms of playable).
#153420 Susie FC
Fantastic
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Max Evans doesn't feel like scoring goals. Pay him more money and he might consider it.
#153362 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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DOUBLE CASH MONEY
#153359 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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#153350 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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As it stands this is who I'm losing. That might not seem like much, but Meunier, Savic and Mariotti comprise three of my four starting defenders. That's a heavy, heavy fucking loss. With no guarantee I'll be able to offer competitive wages to replace them I'm seriously going to have to work out a plan to see how I can move the team forward without fucking up our progress. Bad times on the Cote d'Azur.

(Not to mention Toungou and Mimouni are my first and second choice left midfielders....)
#153347 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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#153346 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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"Hey, you know the last time we spoke about sponsorhip we were a Division d'Honneur side."

"Yeah, so what?"

"Well, now we've been promoted three times and are in the National division."

"Okay, we'll offer you €1,000pa less."

"DEAL!"

I love working with shrewd businessmen.
#153343 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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All business, all the time. It was pretty much a lock after that Pau victory, but it's still nice to see this team being so competitive despite our financial limitations. Speaking of which, there's going to be so major questions asked of me in the off-season.

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I'm already operating well over my budget and have a number of key players whose contracts expire at the end of the season. I've done my best to try to retain most but big time boys like Savic... I'm simply unable to offer them even money equal to what I'm paying them now. This is bad news, because we're coming off the back of our third consecutive promotion, we're entering the National division which is only two away from Ligue 1. I need every ounce of quality I can get and as it stands I'm going to be buttfucked by our diabolical financial situation. I'm not an idiot, this is my fault, but I've taken this club so far and despite being inconsiderate to the club's finances I think the success outweighs the implications.

With that said, I'm very worried that I'm going to lose some big players and not be able to bring in even players who are capable of sustaining the impetus we have. My eyes are peeled for the next budget re-evaluation, if we can't lock down a €20,000pw budget then I'm going to be shit out of luck. I'll keep you posted, but it doesn't look good.
#153333 Susie FC
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Make it tonight and I'll add you to my list of people I won't kill for a year.
#153323 Susie FC
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When's the next update?
#153293 PREPARED FOR SOMETHING
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Always Max Evans, English. I used to have second nationality as DR Congo because I used to really love Tresor Mputu, but now I usually go Swiss second nationality for that sweet extra languages bonus.

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#153262 PREPARED FOR SOMETHING
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Why the fuck have you named yourself Michel Phillips?
#153257 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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Big up yourself.
#153209 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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Going into the winter break we find ourselves sitting pretty in second place. There are thirteen games left and I'm feeling good. Pau FC are a team we've beaten before, that alone instills me we with confidence. More than that though I want to win this fucking thing because I need to extend my wage budget. Right now I can't re-sign any of the players I want to keep because their reasonable wage demands can not be covered by my broken wage budget.

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The board wants to see player sales to satisfy the club's deficit, but realistically that is only going to temporarily plug the gap. New owners are needed, they need to bring in better sponsorship to match the club's rise, expand the stadium and clear the current debts. As it stands the team are just bailing out water while sitting under a waterfall.
#153199 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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We are the chosen people. I live the mention of the reserve team, only because we don't have one.
#153159 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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Locked him down to a new 2 1/2 year deal. His old one expired in 2016 so this new one does two things. First it keeps him at the club longer (duh), but second it should give his potential value a boost because club's consider contract length when making offers. Stade Reims came back with a €450k offer, which I rejected, so I don't think my €1.5m valuation is too unrealistic Obviously that would include a sell on fee for us as well.
#153155 Stadium Named After Me!
Fantastic
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It was introduced whenever the function to build a new stadium was introduced. Maybe 07 or 08.
#153154 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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I didn't expect offers so soon for him. but I feel as though the price isn't right. I'm going to hold out for €1.5m, with the asking price set at €1m, which I think is a pretty good amount of cash and should give us enough left over to bring in good players. I might be playing this one dangerously, but he's got a hell of a lot of potential and I don't want to walk away feeling shortchanged.
#153149 THE FIRST FOOTBALL MANAGER WHICH CONVERTS ALL VIRTUAL CURRENCY IN REAL MONEY
Fantastic
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#153144 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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This is what I mean. How the fuck are you supposed to compete with that?
#153135 THE FIRST FOOTBALL MANAGER WHICH CONVERTS ALL VIRTUAL CURRENCY IN REAL MONEY
Fantastic
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Yo, fuck this.
#153131 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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Two very solid loan signings to plug some gaps in the team, the only other major signing was a left back Jelle Rykx. Agrati, as you can see, left the club and rejoined. That's because my wage budget it so overdrawn I couldn't afford to keep him until I had got rid of some players on the opening of the transfer window. I did want to sign a superstar striker (in context) but until the club's finances are eased a little it seems I'm stuck at this €15,000pw limbo that means I'm going to have to fight to make do with what I've got.

I'll do a little run through of the major players in the team:

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I think the team is fairly well rounded. It's not as rock solid as I would like it to be, but given that I don't actually need to finish top, I just need to finish highest of the non-reserve teams, I think we have a chance of making it in this division.
#153015 Susie FC
Fantastic
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Fanspastic already corrupt as fuck

Gambled on getting my attributes right, but I figure a high determination should see me improve pretty well. With the agent's !5% worth £900k that makes me worth at least £6m. Not a bad start.
#153001 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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2015/16

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Literally turning money away in order to play for this club for free. So hard for Toulon.

You should bring in Lilian Laslandes in some capacity - I feel he'd improve your club.


He's not interested.
#152987 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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Amazing. I had a good feeling going into this game and the early goal settled things. It's been a very successful season and we're now only two steps away from the big leagues.

The major problem facing us in the CFA is the big reserve sides, Lyon, Marseille etc, who will be very difficult to navigate.

Fingers crossed I get a slightly expanded wage budget. It's currently €12,750pw. Even an extension to €17,000 would be perfect just to bring in a great striker and maybe a high profile defender. As it stands I'm spending €13,500pw and I can't even afford to re-sign my best left defender. It's going to be a very tight off season.
#152985 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
Fantastic
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Tight 1-0 victory, with a red card to boot. Tall, who is first choice now, is on fire at the moment.
#152975 Sporting Toulon Var - a shit club in the Cote d'Azur [FM14]
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Well that's the main course over with, onto the dessert.

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A two legged playoff match against a relegated CFA team. Winner takes all. A brief look at their squad makes me think they're going to be a bit of a handful, but I'm glad I avoided the two reserve sides.