Bian - Comments

...no.
Having said that, you don't have to... fill her with your seed, if you please. Not that female anatomy has ever been a female has ever been much of a specialist subject for me. I assume that would work. I don't know. If you ever need advice on the other types of sex, I'm sure I could be more helpful.
Having said that, I find it hard to believe she's a virgin if she's as amazing as you make her out to be. Unless she's Christian or something, in which case good luck.

I don't believe Bian.

No one remembers nothing at all, either Bian is a giant vagina or he's been spiked.

Or more likely he spiked her and he's come on Susie to brag \o/

Been there, when I was 14/15 we sometimes had to make do with a couple of bottles of whisky and afterwards you went right off it for a few weeks. Probably not the best idea to waste a good single malt by getting wrecked on it either.

It's worth remembering that if Bian's really serious about becoming a journalist then he's also a pathological liar. All good journalists are.

I don't understand how you can't be sure if you fucked her or not.

Have to agree with KM here, whisky is great. Then again, your in your first year of Uni so no doubt you'll be firing down loads of the typical sugary sh*te they hand out in 2 for 1shots and things. Plenty of time to develop a taste for proper drinks when you're a little older.

Bian out in the big world.

If you're from North America and gay.

Because you'll come first?

You don't have to keep saying that every week.

No rape, Just surprise sex