Let's be clear, there's a very high chance that you're a scrawny bitch. He's a professional athlete who does weight training and has rapid hand eye coordination, he'd kick seven shades of fuck out of you.

He's also 6'5"

And this Spurs fan is a fucking moron.

#99764 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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Don't worry about it.

#99739 Bayern vs Chelsea - Super Cup - Live on ITV

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By Ninja | On 31 August 2013 - 09:43 AM

In fairness, the reason people think Mata is on his way out is more complex than just 'he hasn't been playing he's gone'.

But they're all simply theories and what-if's.
Is Mata really a Mourinho type player? What if he isn't?

And anyone who trusts a story leaked by Marca at all, deserves a good whoopin'.

Edit: Or what the fellow above me said.

#99675 Bayern vs Chelsea - Super Cup - Live on ITV

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Oh well.

#99493 What Are You Listening To?

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IT'S SO FUCKING 90s!

I LOVE IT

#99144 Grand Theft Auto V

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#99084 Champions League 2013/14

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When's the draw?

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By Julian. | On 27 August 2013 - 10:22 AM

Lol, we're linked with Mata, apparently made an offer for him.

Lol, not gonna happen, lol, absolutely retarded, lol.

#97698 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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Start eatin', y'all.

#97692 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By Deano | On 23 August 2013 - 19:23 PM

Back to weighing 10 stone, fuck you stress.

The fuck.

How tall are you?

#97665 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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By Obtuse | On 23 August 2013 - 17:06 PM

I don't think Ledgers Joker was as great as they rave about. There is a level of overreaction due to his death but that is normal. He was good but not awesome.

Yet again you're wrong.

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See, I told you.

You want that video now, then?

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Both are awful choices. And the film's gonna be shit anyway, so I don't really care about it. I just hate the Ledger argument, since Ledger had proved many times that he was a brilliant actor before he was cast as The Joker. Affleck hasn't proven a damn thing.

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By King Luis | On 23 August 2013 - 14:20 PM

Seem to remember alot of people thinking Heath Ledger being cast as the Joker would be terrible and it turned out to be awesome, ill hold judgement till i see how he does.

I swear to God, if I see this argument thrown around one more fucking time I'm gonna lose my shit.

Show me Affleck do a performance as good as Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, or Ledger in Monster's Ball, or Ledger in Lords of Dogtown.
Ledger was an incredible talent. Affleck is a wooden, charisma-less motherfucker that seems to have gotten a new jumpstart in acting due to him being a pretty decent director.

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Chalobah and Moses probably out on loan.

Don't know how that works with the homegrown thing, though.

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José Mourinho basically just denied any Mata rumours in his press conference.

And at the same time he's confirmed that Chelsea are in for Willian.

#97583 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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Awful.

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Not even remotely similar. Would be like replacing Wilshere with Walcott.

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Chelsea need a DM and a striker.

It's all silly nonsense. He'll sign for Spurs.

#97176 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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Not a good performance at all. Villa were disciplined at the back. Lucky with a fair few ref calls.

Oh well. Win's a win.

#96775 WDYTO vX

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By Eric Portapotty | On 20 August 2013 - 15:15 PM

I don't even

I would.

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Scum lead by scum.

#96717 WDYTO vX

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I'll do it:

Obtuse - Normally wouldn't fuck, but he's old. He might have stories.
Uncle Sam - Would fuck. Married.
Rob - I can't say.
King Luis - Wouldn't fuck. All that bike riding his sperm must be dead.
Pheonix Arrow - Would definitely fuck.
Deano - I would, really.
Fanntastic - He knows I would. I'm submissive.
Slashman X - Irish.
hammer9 - Wouldn't.
Rick87 - Likes to walk, therefore I wouldn't.
Ninja - Wouldn't
bluemoon - Already have
jln22 - Wouldn't
Crane - Would
Blaze - No idea.
Carroll. - Wouldn't.
Number 1 - Sure.
Dutton - I would.
Poe - I would.
Zoli - Wouldn't. Don't want AIDS.
Zog -sure.
Telegram Sam - When he's not being pissy, sure.
Franck - Probably.
K3VO - Nah.
JL94x4/Jay. - Nah.