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#47740 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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26 Jan 2013 00:31:39

But it nails Stevie Wonder more than it does Arsenal?

I completely understand the INTENTION of the joke, but it really makes no fucking sense.

#47734 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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26 Jan 2013 00:17:18

That joke makes no fucking sense?

#47706 Capital One Cup 2012/13

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25 Jan 2013 22:04:47

I'll fucking assault you KM, you old git.

#47620 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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25 Jan 2013 17:48:40

Mickey Rourke's got to be one of the most underrated actors. The man was (and still sometimes is) a fucking genius.
(Just saw Angel Heart.. very good film, brilliant performance)

#47609 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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25 Jan 2013 17:16:31

Come on, save something to talk about for dinner.

#47595 Newcastle Thread

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25 Jan 2013 16:46:35

Wear your fucking glasses.

#47588 Newcastle Thread

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25 Jan 2013 16:43:47

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#47566 Capital One Cup 2012/13

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25 Jan 2013 16:18:44

Oh for fuck--

#47303 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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24 Jan 2013 20:02:21

I'd pay good money for that sextape btw.

#47277 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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24 Jan 2013 18:59:37

Compare it to the Hazard thing. It was dumb and he should've known better, but Candie WAS being a little shit, and I can't really blame him for shooting him.

#47264 What Was The Last Film You Saw?

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24 Jan 2013 18:34:50

By Ninja | Permalink | On 24 January 2013 - 18:24 PM

That is was.

One thing though.

I'm I the only one who thought the whole bit leading up to Dr Schulz shooting Candie was a bit pointless. Why shoot the guy when he could have just shaken his hand, come back later and got his revenge rather than killing him when he was in an impossible position?

Apart from that, I thought it was excellent. Length was fine because it was well paced, never thought that it was dragging on.

In short:

Because Schultz is a proud moron, who refuses to let Candie best him. Even if it is only just for a moment.

#47212 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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24 Jan 2013 17:14:19

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#47120 Capital One Cup 2012/13

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24 Jan 2013 14:06:23

Sure he should know better. He was punished anyway. A red card and a 3 match ban.

#47117 Capital One Cup 2012/13

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24 Jan 2013 14:03:49

If he wants to flop around like a little bitch and influence the game, then he should be ready to receive a swift kick to the bollocks.

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24 Jan 2013 13:39:17

By Sam | Permalink | On 24 January 2013 - 13:12 PM

I definitely think Hazard should get a lengthy ban.

A 3 match ban isn't enough.

Then again JT got fuck all for racial abuse so I doubt Hazard will get much.

A 3 match ban isn't enough for kicking the ball?
I'll begrudgingly accept the red card, because Hazard was a moron, but anything more than 3 games is farcical.

#47070 Capital One Cup 2012/13

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24 Jan 2013 12:05:18

I love how the kid actually tries to roll over the ball again after it's kicked away from him.

#46948 Capital One Cup 2012/13

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23 Jan 2013 23:37:26

3 game ban is fine. I'll take it, just for Hazard's overreaction. But people are talking about a ten game ban and shit.

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By Vercoe | Permalink | On 23 January 2013 - 21:32 PM

Chelsea have gifted their place in the final to Swansea; two errors from Ivanovic in the first leg to give them two goals and now Hazard getting sent off. Not that Swansea haven't defended brilliantly throughout. I do agree the ball boy was being a right knob but he kicked him! Haha, that's mental.

Kicked the ball out from under him, but sure.

#46885 Capital One Cup 2012/13

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23 Jan 2013 21:27:58

Hazard should've kicked the little shit in the teeth.

#46878 Capital One Cup 2012/13

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23 Jan 2013 21:24:00

What a whiney little prat that ballboy is.

#46790 FIFA 13

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23 Jan 2013 17:25:29

Anyone want a game of Fifa on PS3? Ultimate Team or normal teams I don't care. Send me a PM.

#46782 The General Games Discussion Thread.

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23 Jan 2013 17:10:47

You'll get used to it.

#46777 The General Games Discussion Thread.

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23 Jan 2013 16:50:52

Get a PS3 and play me on Fifa.

#46759 The General Games Discussion Thread.

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23 Jan 2013 16:17:51

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 23 January 2013 - 16:14 PM

I've bought about ten games in the last week and I can not maintain playing one for more than 20 minutes. I don't understand what's wrong with me now.

Maybe they're all shit?
Which ones have you bought?

#46064 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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21 Jan 2013 17:21:50

Tell her to go suck Jesus' cock.

#46021 Archer

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21 Jan 2013 15:47:46

What are peoples least favourite episodes of Archer so far?

I really didn't like the Burt Reynolds episode.

#45796 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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20 Jan 2013 21:02:46

By duckeggmoon | Permalink | On 20 January 2013 - 20:48 PM

If he goes for less than £25m, you'll have been ripped off. He's brilliant.

I don't want him to go at all.
He'd be a brilliant successor to Cech, who due to his fragile bones and shit, may not be able to last as long as "normal" keepers.