The Platypus - Comments

You just know Bobber and Verse will be on here later to defend Costa.

To be fair starting the season strongly and fading is a very common criticism of him.

He had a good time at Barca and started very well with us. Can't doubt that he just isn't what he used to be! We need to either move him to CAM with Hazard and Pedro on the wings or get someone and try 4-3-3.

Shame about Otamendi, couldn't give a fuck about Pedro. Love the articles about how 'the power of United' has gone. We didn't buy a 28 year old winger who we had doubts about and eventually lost interest in, oh no. If only we had a player like Memphis instead.

Hopefully we get a CB and a striker before the windows closes, but tbh I can't see us getting anyone.Not the end of the world if we don't, providing we don't have an injury crisis like last year.

EDIT: Oh, Pedro being reported as an Abramovich signing, lol. Relationship good Jose? Losing Cech and now this.

Hey, it has been many years. I don't recgnise the username, apologies. Should I?

Yeah not like that was a Chelsea trademark for years or anything...

Blimey.

Chelsea to rival Moyes' Man United for worst modern title defence?

Just watched To Live and Die in L.A., a really stylish 80s action-thriller starring a young Willem Dafoe and William Petersen's penis.

Bobber if you're here: just how shit is Johan Lædre Bjørdal?

If we'd not been so tight a few years back he would already be in goal for us.

See, I see it as nothing more than using his pace to beat some average defending first up, squeezing the ball through the legs of the only other defender who was close to make a challenge, before again using his pace to get back onto the ball and cutting inside. The whole run was basically 90% down to his speed, not skill.

He's produced a lot better.