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#175160 Group D - Costa Rica, England, Italy, Uruguay
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Why is Ross Barkley always the first sub? All he does is run around like a headless chicken, his decision making is piss poor.
#174678 Group B - Spain, Netherlands, Chile, Australia
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Fuck Spain. Glad they're looking to be on their way out.
#174401 Transfer Rumours 2014/15
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#174355 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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BALOTELLIIIIIII
#174036 Susie Twatball Championship 2014
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Palacios is the twatball champion of 2014.
#174035 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Hahahahahahaha. Can't wait to see him be 30 yards up the pitch when Mesut glides through and tears everyone a new arsehole. Good luck United with that liability at the back.
#173864 Group E - Ecuador, France, Honduras, Switzerland
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Jonathan Pearce is a fat thick stupid cunt. They did the first instance because it would've decided whether it was Benzema's goal or an own goal. Everyone knew it didn't go in when it struck the post.
#173438 Some seasons Ferrisin'
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#173429 The England National Team
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LOOOOL Lampard?!

He's shit, Gareth Barry should've gone but neither of them should start.
#173410 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Sell Vermaelen
Buy Caulker
???
PROFIT
#173294 Group B - Spain, Netherlands, Chile, Australia
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That was the best World Cup match I've ever watched.
#173263 Group B - Spain, Netherlands, Chile, Australia
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This is brilliant.

No-one likes Spain anymore, the self-entitled shitcunts.
#173245 Group B - Spain, Netherlands, Chile, Australia
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Diego Costa hasn't been great. Could end up being a massive flop in the Prem.
#173165 Group A - Brazil, Croatia, Mexico, Cameroon
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Hahahaha.

Ivory Coast are the only decent team. Even they're massive underachievers and shite. When your creative midfielders are Alex Song, a German & Jon Obi Mikel you know you're shit.
#173159 Group A - Brazil, Croatia, Mexico, Cameroon
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All African teams are shit.
#173081 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Hahaha what a shitehouse. No-one even cares that he's retired because he's so irrelevant.
#173071 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Di Marzio's on point.
#172964 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Ah, bitter Arsenal fans. Always good for a laugh. I'm looking forward to the fall-out when we sign Sagna.


I'll always love Sagna. He stayed when everyone left, gave 110% every time and at least it's City he's going to. Of all times to leave Arsenal to be fair, this isn't the greatest. We're actually on the up for once.
#172961 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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But why is Fabregas the cunt? Arsenal had first option on him didn't they? Maybe Wenger didn't want him? Maybe that stung Fabregas?


He's the one who forced his way out of Arsenal the first time by going on strike and making us settle for 27mill, when in reality he's a 40-50m player at the time.
#172811 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Sky Sports saying Arsenla have been quoted £24 Million for Morata


Great, it gets better.

I don't want this Madrid shitehouse, I want a ballsy bid and a tapping up of fucking Edinson Cavani.
#172804 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Fucks sake man, I'm gutted. We have 100m to spend and Arsene is an absolute cunt if we don't spend more than 74mill of it.
#172297 Naming my baby
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Depends on how much you want your kid to get bullied at school.
#172273 Transfer Rumours 2013/14
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Apparently we've activated Vela's buyback clause of like 4mill. Good business.
#172187 The England National Team
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If Welbeck's starts the first game then it confirms we're going out in the group stages. Especially if it forces Sturridge out wide.
#172136 FIFA 15
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I also find if you're actually good at FIFA you'll always beat people who exploit glitches and spam tricks.


You can score 4 goals, doesn't count for shit when your defenders don't switch/they have Benteke with 92+ pace wingers and cross it in everytime/go ultra defensive and play a lobbed through ball with someone shit and splits your defence in half.

Essentially FIFA 14 on 360/PS3 gen anyway is broken.
#172048 The England National Team
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My consistent starting XI would've been this:

Hart
Johnson (ffs) - Jags - Cahill - Baines
Gerrard - Wilshere/Henderson
Ox - Rooney - Sterling
Sturridge


or

Hart
Johnson (ffs) - Jags - Cahill - Baines
Gerrard - Henderson
Ox - Wilshere - Sterling
Sturridge


Rooney is either gonna be a detriment or an aid. There's no inbetween.
#172043 The England National Team
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I think we'll struggle to get out the group tbh.

If Rooney turns up we'll probably get to the quarters.


I reckon we'll come 2nd behind Uruguay.

As much as I love Rooney and as stupid as it sounds, we probably have an even greater chance if he wasn't in the side. He tries too hard and with his form over the past season it isn't coming off.

Sterling is an outstanding player as too is Ox, I would love to see them play on either wing.

This is the most I've been looking forward to watch England at an international tournament.
#172040 The England National Team
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We're short on right backs but the rest of the first XI is still bang average.

There's no world class talent there anymore.

2006 we had Gerrard, Lampard, Beckham, Rooney, Terry, Ferdinand and Cole all in the world class bracket.


Yeah but most were egotistical tits who thought they were the dogs bollocks. The youthfulness and pace of the side makes me have greater hope of getting anywhere than that lot did.
#172021 FIFA 15
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Saw on FUThead interview with some producer guy that they're looking to fix the balance of headers and through balls.

Hopefully if someone spams both it comes up on the screen in capitals 'YOU'RE A CUNT'.
#171905 FIFA 15
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What's the kick-off cheat?


LB pass on kick off, player runs straight through the defence, whilst he's doing that you pass it back to the CM then do a lobbed through ball which goes over your entire team and to the striker whilst your keeper acts like a retard.