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#93832 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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10 Aug 2013 18:20:39

double post

#92945 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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06 Aug 2013 22:08:58

Chris Samba can't catch a break right now

#92918 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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06 Aug 2013 20:16:16

I'd settle for 15-0 vs Arsenal with 5 own goals

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02 Aug 2013 17:09:32

By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 02 August 2013 - 16:38 PM

It boggles the mind how we managed to beat Spurs for the last Champions League place and supposedly have £70m or more to spend, yet they're the ones spending £50m+ on two new players whilst we haven't spent a bean.

I hope to fucking God that Arsene has a couple of aces up his sleeve.

I'd say consistency near the end of the season. Dropped points to Wigan, Liverpool (Kyle Walker) and Fulham (one of those days) cost us in the end.

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02 Aug 2013 02:05:43

BLAZE NEWS

The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li, was about to board China Southern Airlines flight 345 to Beijing, Guangzhou Daily reported. As Li passed through airport security, X-ray screening machines detected a few “odd protrusions” sticking out of a KFC burger that the man had packed in his bag.
Airport staff determined that the protrusions looked suspiciously like turtle limbs, and asked to inspect Li’s luggage.
“There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” Li reportedly insisted. “There’s nothing special to see inside.”

Turtles in a hamburger why not?

#91977 The Night Thread Mk. IX

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01 Aug 2013 16:18:15

Deano doesn't even have to do the work anymore.

#91976 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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01 Aug 2013 16:17:33

At least theyve ditched Colin Murray

#91954 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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01 Aug 2013 14:16:58

By Crane | Permalink | On 01 August 2013 - 15:09 PM

Meh, I don't watch MotD for in depth tactical analysis. Plenty of websites for that, so I'm not fussed. Liked it when Roberto Martinez was doing punditry during the 2010 WC (I think?) though.

They should hire Desailly back. If his reaction watching Ghana was any indication, he'd be awesome

#91953 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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01 Aug 2013 14:16:15

By Obtuse | Permalink | On 01 August 2013 - 14:59 PM

Like YOU of all people don't know the specifics of that statement

When have I ever mentioned them?

Maybe it's all a conspiracy to get teenage girls to buy more shirts with his name on it

#91948 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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01 Aug 2013 13:52:39

By Rick87 | Permalink | On 01 August 2013 - 14:51 PM

I don't understand why they need to 'breeth new life' into the show when they have no competition and people will watch in their millions anyway, regardless of how shit the pundits are.

It can only be positive even if they have no competition.

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01 Aug 2013 13:48:37

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 01 August 2013 - 14:36 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/10216190/Mark-Lawrenson-given-reduced-role-on-Match-of-the-Day-as-BBC-shake-up-flagship-football-programme.html \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

I wonder if that means Shearer gets to add on the excitement he brings

#91945 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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01 Aug 2013 13:46:23

For anyone a fan of Doncaster, you've apparently "signed" the lad Louis from that boyband

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31 Jul 2013 19:47:26

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 31 July 2013 - 11:26 AM

Hooch is crazy

#91635 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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31 Jul 2013 01:13:45

I can't remember the last time I heard someone use the word "knob-jockey"

#91558 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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30 Jul 2013 19:07:01

Liverpool FC have issued all staff and stewards with a list of “unacceptable” words and phrases.

Under the new rules, they will no longer be allowed to tell anyone to “man up”, or comment that they “play like a girl”.

A leaked copy of the staff handbook also reveals that “princess” and “don’t be a woman” are not allowed.

And the document lists examples of banned racist words.

The guide, part of a wider education programme run by the club, details terms that employees should deem offensive under the headings of race/religion, sexual orientation, gender and disability.

Liverpool’s list of what is “usually offensive and the club considers unacceptable” has been given to all full-time and casual members of staff who have contact with the public on matchdays or on a daily basis.

The club were criticised for their support of Luis Suárez when the striker was found guilty in December 2011 of having used racially abusive language towards Patrice Evra but view their education programme as one of several proactive measures taken to combat discrimination.

However, the guide has not been issued to Liverpool players - they receive separate guidance from the Premier League.

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29 Jul 2013 00:15:06

I'm sure I've read Di Maria isn't keen on leaving for Spurs.

#91193 Transfer Rumours 2013/14

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28 Jul 2013 22:47:14

He's had a haircut

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28 Jul 2013 21:52:58

By Dutton | Permalink | On 28 July 2013 - 10:54 AM

..what kind of quotes were you expecting?

"I said yes" - Cesc

#91186 Barclays Premier League 2013/14

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28 Jul 2013 21:52:08

It'd be a huge thing if City didn't finish in the top 4 especially given their outlay

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27 Jul 2013 00:07:41

It sounds like those ads ages ago for teachers

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26 Jul 2013 19:23:21

By bluemoon. | Permalink | On 26 July 2013 - 12:31 PM

Space is big.

Space Jam is bigger

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24 Jul 2013 17:36:09

By bluemoon. | Permalink | On 24 July 2013 - 08:32 AM

Do you haggle when you go to the supermarket?

Maybe he just goes into a mega rant and the shop assistant just gives up

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22 Jul 2013 19:21:46

By Slashman X | Permalink | On 22 July 2013 - 20:17 PM

English mobile networks already block some LGBT sites so a filter will just not work

Do they still block 18+ stuff? I remember I had to go into a T-Mobile shop to get it unblocked

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22 Jul 2013 18:55:44

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 22 July 2013 - 19:49 PM

Okay, let's pretend I'm really stupid, how can they block all porn?

I ask because as a person who has worked at a few companies which have attempted to block sites (facebook etc) it always relies on an administrator to individually block each site. So other there's some kind of hardcoded signature only porn sites have, are they really going to go around and block all fifty billion porn sites around the world?

I can only imagine like a blacklist of sites and filtering of keywords and such?

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22 Jul 2013 15:00:31

A woman has been fined after bringing her horse into a McDonald's restaurant in the UK.

The woman - who has not been named by police - brought the animal into the restaurant in Greater Manchester on Saturday (July 20) after being refused service at the drive-through, BBC News reports.

McDonald's explained that it does not serve drive-through customers who are on horseback.

The woman then led the horse into the Bury New Road restaurant ,where it "ended up doing [its] business on the floor".

Police arrived on the scene and issued the woman with a fixed penalty notice.

A spokesperson for Greater Manchester Police said: "The sight and smell of this caused obvious distress and upset to customers trying to eat, as well as staff members.

Maybe the horse just wanted a big mac

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21 Jul 2013 14:07:33

By Zijie | Permalink | On 21 July 2013 - 14:04 PM

I don't understand the flak this guy is getting.

This man and his camera should be honoured for he has chosen to vilify himself while raising awareness of the concern of increased surveillance around the world. By inciting anger and hatred towards his voyeuristic actions, he engages random civilians on a personal and emotional level the hostility and invasion that over-surveillance can bring about, leading one to wonder why people are not constantly mad 24/7, when they are one nation under CCTV.

KM?