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Oh guys @SunderlandAFC why didn't you answer Yann M'Vila's call?! #awkward

Told Everton are raging about Sissoko saga. They had private jet landed and ready to take him to Liverpool but he didn't turn up.— Graeme Bailey (@GraemeBailey) August 31, 2016 I've heard a lot about Sissoko, and none of it is good.

I imagine most players would look pretty shit if you make a video compilation of every bad touch, pass and shot, and ignore everything else they did. I'm not exactly arguing that he had a good game (although as usual with our fan-base its being ridi...

By Number 1 | On 15 August 2016 - 21:35 PM BSTAllegedly Palace's first choice of a replacement. I love how fans of all teams are falling over themselves to send Palace their rejects. 'They can have Benteke.' 'No. They can have Young...

By King Luis | On 15 August 2016 - 18:39 PM BSTWhy are people still shocked about transfers this season, its fairly obvious that the TV money has pretty much turned the market on its head. 30 million today is like 15 million of 3/4 years ago. 15 million...

By DNZY | On 14 August 2016 - 16:06 PM BSTThat may be, but he needs to do that every week, not just once a month. Inconsistency is not welcome. Agreed, but thats not exclusive to Fellaini.

By DNZY | On 14 August 2016 - 15:41 PM BSTDebatable, first half he was very poor so he kind of moved up a little bit in the second. Still wouldn't have him in the squad tbf. Nah not having that at all. He was about everything that you'd hope he...

By DNZY | On 14 August 2016 - 15:36 PM BSTGood opening win. First half had no spark, defense did their bit on both sides but no end product for either team. Opening goal was fortunate, absolute mare for Francis not once but twice making a dog's dinn...

Well that was better than I hoped. Lots to work on, but some positives too. Not sure about that front four, but hopefully we won't see much of it.

By The Platypus | On 14 August 2016 - 12:53 PM BSTIs Mikidikiraaarn injured? Why isnt he starting? Being eased in I assume. I said a few times on here when we signed him I don't think he's as good a player as some would have you believe and t...

City dropping Hart and Kolorov at centre-back today with Silva in what looks like a midfield 2. Any other manager and they'd get pilloried buy they'll probably win 5-0.

Leicester trying to out do their achievement of last season by becoming the first Champions to be relegated.

Januzaj's gone on loan to Sunderland. Happy with that. Good move for him, hopefully he can get stuck in and make up on lost time.

By Poe | On 12 August 2016 - 11:42 AM BSTWow. Is that real? Apparently so. But it does seem to be one letter sent to one fan so I'd be interested to know the circumstances and what was said before jumping to conclusions.

By Carroll. | On 09 August 2016 - 23:58 PM BSTMeh not that bad actually. Although yeah Pogba in a midfield two might be a little wasted. But feels you've got some cover for most positions. So is Martial now a winger? Not in the traditional sense,...

By Carroll. | On 09 August 2016 - 23:55 PM BSTSo where's he playing him? Up front with Ibra, with Mikh and Martial on wings? Don't think we've definitely seen that team together yet thanks to the cramped pre-season we've had, but that...

By Based Jorge | On 09 August 2016 - 22:50 PM BSTImagine thinking Mourinho is ever going to drop Rooney. The man has been obsessed with him ever since he's been at Chelsea. Starting every game possible. He tried to sign him once as a striker before...

By Based Jorge | On 09 August 2016 - 22:50 PM BSTImagine thinking Mourinho is ever going to drop Rooney. The man has been obsessed with him ever since he's been at Chelsea. Starting every game possible. He tried to sign him once as a striker before...

By HRiddick | On 09 August 2016 - 21:14 PM BSTCannot see any future beyond this season for Carrick at the club myself. Of course he deserved his extension this year and has been a wonderful player but last season it looked that playing at this level is ge...

By bluemoon. | On 09 August 2016 - 20:47 PM BSTBe a massive waste if Pogba ends up stuck in a midfield two. 4-3-3 seems like the glaringly obvious choice for your mob. Don't we all know it. It's weird though. We've bought 4 players and 3...

By Number 1 | On 09 August 2016 - 19:51 PM BSTFairly busy that, given Man City buying Stones funds Everton's move for Bolasie, which in turn funds Palace's move for Benteke. Though I'd rather have Bolasie than Benteke, even accounting for P...

Looks like McNair and Love are off to Sunderland.

By King Luis | On 09 August 2016 - 18:17 PM BSTCity didn't let Sterling and Stones leave on a free 4 years ago Tbh, I'm pretty happy with how its turned out. By sheer luck we'll have him for most of his best years. If he'd stayed the...

When we appointed Mourinho I assumed Stones would be his choice to re-enforce our defence. I was at peace with us spending what it would take to get him then, and don't really see any problem with what City have spent. He had a bad season, we all kno...

As per Juve's statement this deal is nowhere near as bad as it came to be reported. They ended up spending more on Higuain than they will make off us, kinda incredible.

By Dan | On 07 August 2016 - 19:13 PM BSTMe? I've not spent a penny mate, I have no connection with the club in anyway especially in the transfer window. Thanks for your concern though That the best you can do? Even Carroll would have done better...

By Dan | On 07 August 2016 - 16:06 PM BSTMan United logic, lose a promising youth player by letting his contract expire...several years later buy him again for....wait for it....£100,000,000! How much have you spent now buying dross from Southampto...

Would be surprised if we won. Our pre-season's been poor and we'll have to treat it as another run-out rather than a proper game (arguably it is anyway). Be interesting to see if Mourinho plays what I'd consider his best team which I thin...

By King Luis | On 05 August 2016 - 16:32 PM BSTNot sure what the hell Klopp is doing in this transfer window, he's doing what i do in FM and only signing attacking players when we clearly need a leftback. It's alright, on transfer deadline day...

It's not so much that I don't think you're a big enough club or can't afford it (although, can you afford £80m + wages + bonuses on one player?) its that I don't think Greizmann leaves to anyone, certainly not this window. W...

By SpinSwimScream | On 31 July 2016 - 16:23 PM BST. On his day hes really very good, he's just not even remotely consistent... sounds like a great fit for Arsenal. In all seriousness though... yeah it seems very grim at the moment for Arsenal fans t...

Second half was pretty good. People running at players and taking risks in the final third. Refreshing to see. Only real worry looks to be the Rooney/Zlatan combo which seems inevitable. Oh and Zlatan apparently just confirmed Pogba on Swedish TV.

By Based Jorge | On 30 July 2016 - 12:27 PM BSTThe money in general for Pogba is just absurd. He isn't even Juventus' best midfielder but obviously he has massive potential The money our club makes is absurd and I'd rather spend it on som...

By Sam | On 27 July 2016 - 19:46 PM BSTDi Marzio says Pogba to United will be done in the next 48 hours. I hope so because I'm fucking bored of this now. Same. I don't think I've ever cared less about a transfer saga involving us. I'...

By Suffolk Seasider | On 25 July 2016 - 10:24 AM BSTThey play on worse in cup games. There's videos of it as well. I've never seen us play on a worse pitch (and if the Dortmund game is anything to go on it will start cutting up from the first k...

By Suffolk Seasider | On 25 July 2016 - 09:18 AM BSTNo one following this then? Plenty of drama. Mourinho cancelled his press conference yesterday as the press room was overcrowded and topping 40 degrees, eventually had a make-do press conference on the p...

By Based Jorge | On 23 July 2016 - 23:07 PM BSTZlatan said "I chose the number 9" as well. Phenomenal way to piss off quite possibly one of the best strikers in 5 years time because of some egocentric 36 year old bellend Zlatan's had diffe...

So Martial's unfollowed the club on instagram and Twitter, and changed his profile picture to something with AM9 in it (a.k.a the number he just had taken off him) because no one in the club bothered to tell him we were giving it to Zlatan. This clu...

€94m for a 29 year old... Jeez. I'm not even sure Higuain is that good (I know he had a good season in Italy, but still).

By Carroll. | On 21 July 2016 - 13:13 PM BSTPretty sure Klopp could have convinced him. My point is more the players were signing. I don't think Klopp has anywhere near the pull Liverpool fans hoped/expected he would. If you look at his transfers a...

L'Equipe saying its done. Christ, surely not?

See you in a few years when he's sacked.

Italian Press seems to be running hard with Pogba to United. Still not convinced its not bullshit, but at least its movement.

By Based Jorge | On 18 July 2016 - 21:48 PM BSTSome gimp on Bluemoon said we're after Jason Denayer now some cunt from the Sun has wrote a story up This is a geezer who got Cruyff turned by Hal Robson Kanu for fucks sake blue moon have some hilario...

Surely you can do better than Wijnaldum though?

On the subject of weird Madrid signings, whatever happened to Royston Drenthe?

By Eric Portapotty | On 16 July 2016 - 17:39 PM BSTWould be a pisstake if we let Giroud go after the Euros he's had, even more so if it's meat for the Higuaín deal, he's worth more than that. And we'd be absolutely fucked if Hi...

Omfg

By bmg033 | On 04 July 2016 - 17:17 PM BSTChris Evans is leaving Top Gear. Might actually watch the next series, might. Did anyone here actually watch the new series? I watched the first episode and thats it. Aye, watched em all in the end. They were...

By Number 1 | On 11 July 2016 - 18:43 PM BSTI'd say that's a fair team - Bale was on fire in the groups but then faded. Could make much the same argument for Payet in fairness.