The Night Thread Mk. IX

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24 Oct 2012 12:45:37

By Flash. | Permalink | On 24 October 2012 - 13:41 PM

I should be coming over to the UK for a month later this year to help out Groupon UK on a EMEA/APAC project, all expenses paid \o/

Where about are you visiting?

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24 Oct 2012 12:51:55

I don't actually know where their main office is based but I'm assuming London.

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24 Oct 2012 12:52:46

Based in London aren't they Flash?

EDIT: Flash got in there before me

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24 Oct 2012 13:04:58

Not surprising really, Flash posts quicker than a flash of lighting.

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24 Oct 2012 13:07:50

I've never seen a flash of lightening post, are they fast?

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24 Oct 2012 13:29:55

You know you're a cunt when you start using the abbreviation EMEA.

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24 Oct 2012 13:39:58

Looks like 'enema'.

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24 Oct 2012 13:57:02

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 24 October 2012 - 14:29 PM

You know you're a cunt when you start using the abbreviation EMEA.

What's wrong with EMEA?

It's a region, there's no other way of describing it.

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24 Oct 2012 13:58:52

I used to have to use it daily when I was working at a venture capitalist firm. EMEA EMEA EMEA EMEA EMEA

Fuck EMEA. Fuck it to the ground.

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24 Oct 2012 14:05:14

I like being part of APAC. It sounds cooler.

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24 Oct 2012 15:03:39

I prefer being part of INT'L

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24 Oct 2012 15:49:21

By Rick87 | Permalink | On 23 October 2012 - 20:46 PM

How many of the 219 premiership era managers can you name? Sporcle

"You got 138 out of 219 answers correct."

Missed out some obvious ones that I should've got and I forgot all about Shearer.

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24 Oct 2012 20:51:03

You got 128 out of 219 answers correct

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24 Oct 2012 20:52:50

144 out of 219

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24 Oct 2012 22:46:54

Being followed by a DIY Alt girl on Twitter, who's been on Front magazine and Suicide Girls. I think I love her.

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24 Oct 2012 23:54:54

By smurphptfc | Permalink | On 24 October 2012 - 23:46 PM

Being followed by a DIY Alt girl on Twitter, who's been on Front magazine and Suicide Girls. I think I love her.

KM's been convincing this time.

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25 Oct 2012 06:08:45

So, the other night at work I opened a box with a label on it that said, "Do not display until the 26th". All that was inside were some books that are due out for release on that day. I didn't take anything out of the boxes, just merely looked inside. I had a member of staff with me who witnessed this, and I was plainly on camera too.

The next night I'm called into the office to do a fact-finding investigation and am asked a series of questions about why I opened the box and stuff. They obviously had already looked at the cameras and seen that I had opened it. I answered honestly and told them I was merely curious as to the contents.

And now one of the managers wants to see me tonight to discuss the issue.

All of this for opening a fucking box.

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25 Oct 2012 07:59:12

Entirely your fault.

You can't just go rooting round in your employers stock for no reason.

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25 Oct 2012 09:17:39

I got an instant dismissal for using one of our transport carriers to ship goods that we were told we could take home, catch was we obviously couldn't sell them which I did.

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25 Oct 2012 10:19:53

http://www.joe.ie/uploads/story/29707/Untied States.jpg

\o/

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25 Oct 2012 14:41:22

Going to have to go Doctors soon I think.

For the past few nights I keep feeling like I am having a really fast heartbeat.

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If you give me your address I can post you some beta blockers.

Deleted Account #151676

25 Oct 2012 15:34:27

Apparently North Korea had one of it's army leaders executed by a firing squad of mortar rounds for drinking during the mourning period for Kim Jong Il Independent

And the award for most imaginative execution goes to...

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25 Oct 2012 15:44:42

By Baldy17 | Permalink | On 25 October 2012 - 07:08 AM

So, the other night at work I opened a box with a label on it that said, "Do not display until the 26th". All that was inside were some books that are due out for release on that day. I didn't take anything out of the boxes, just merely looked inside. I had a member of staff with me who witnessed this, and I was plainly on camera too.

The next night I'm called into the office to do a fact-finding investigation and am asked a series of questions about why I opened the box and stuff. They obviously had already looked at the cameras and seen that I had opened it. I answered honestly and told them I was merely curious as to the contents.

And now one of the managers wants to see me tonight to discuss the issue.

All of this for opening a fucking box.

Tbf you were being a nosy cunt and it will likely state such things in your contract.

I had an interview today here's hoping I get the job.

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25 Oct 2012 16:29:56

By DB | Permalink | On 25 October 2012 - 16:41 PM

Going to have to go Doctors soon I think.

For the past few nights I keep feeling like I am having a really fast heartbeat.

Get off them roids.

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25 Oct 2012 16:50:55

They've got this commercial on local TV everyday, fucking annoying seeing spoilt brats talking about money.

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25 Oct 2012 19:11:05

Ergh my Auntie, Uncle and cousin are down for the weekend and my cousin will not fuck off, hes doing my head in

Might go postal.

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25 Oct 2012 19:40:26

By Rick87 | Permalink | On 23 October 2012 - 20:46 PM

How many of the 219 premiership era managers can you name? Sporcle

I didn't do that well and only got 108 with some pretty obvious ones omitted.

Two days late but fuck it.

151. Delighted to remember Paul Sturrock one time managed in the Premier League. How was this allowed to happen?

Can't believe some of the names I forgot i.e. Wilkinson, Coleman, Francis, Peter Taylor etc.

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https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/IOHGKRJKrho67MPx2A7OJEF9Zv4ldtKnZm1VN9q0.png

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Nice Profile pic.

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