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Well, it's Easter, let's kill the son of God and then move on.
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An interesting fact is that we've had more shots in all 19 matches so far; but find ourselves 3rd bottom
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I've hit the bar 8 times in the last 5 matches; and won 1 of them, conceding 2 penalties, and missing my one. We were out of the zone in every match; but ended up in it at the end of every match as we have a fantastic tendency of fucking it up. Not quite sure how or why, but all I know is it's awful to watch.
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Sayonara!
Dan
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We beat GAIS away 1-0 in the first leg; and it was 1-1 in the 2nd, with GAIS having a penalty saved in the 82nd from keeper Kristoffer Burlin. Hero. The save that's kept us up. Magic. Absolute magic.
Season 6...
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Magic of FM. It's been killing me, that season, for the last two days; and we've done it, we've survived.
FM trivia: we've just survived nervously and were shockingly poor all season; the board gave us three expectations: top-half, promotion and winner.
Eh?
This club is in a bit of a financial state as we're £500 over our wages; due to year wage increases and some bonuses; and I can't really get rid of much if I have to contend in this division; there really is a distinct correlation between wage structure and budget, and quality of the teams and subsequent results in these divisions; unfortunately, we're one of the ones left behind and struggling to contend.
Season 6 it is...
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We've won! Good start to the 2019 season; I don't want to delude myself further, but if we play like that, it's going to be hard to lose; though I am 100% sure, some fucking obstacles are going to crash into me soon. Au revoir.
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And we leave it here for the night (partly because not only am I not bottom, but I'm fucking top).
I probably won't be updating it as regularly, though then again was my sporadic bipolar outbursts, it's hardly much of a shock, nor will it mean anything to anyone. I have to revise, spent 2 weeks on this shite rather than exams, in hindsight, bad policy- but it's the path I have chosen.
Bon voyage!
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Dan
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Home record: WWWWW
Away record: WLDLW
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10 wins out of 20, or thereabouts to get us promoted I think (hope), we've lost our top CB, and player Michel Kone, as he wanted to move to a bigger club, the bastard; but we've got a (slightly costlier) replacement in already... hopefully this one doesn't give away a penalty every other match?
Haway the fkn lads!
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Me.
Skelleftea.
Not the opposition.
Fuck me, could this be the year? Berserk dancing skanking throwing dishes of the wall shit that, madness. 5 points clear...
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Again, we were leading at the 87th. We lost. 11 league matches without a win.
Nah. My man has exams, stresses have overcame me. We've had some emotional play-off results; but to have thrown the title in such a manner... no, it was a step too far.
Fuck off Michael. Fuck off Darko. Fuck off Skelleftea.
See you in the another life, brother.
itchycoo
How's your fist?
Dan
Eric Portapotty
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DanW19; you're telling me! 11 without a win and we stayed top from MD1 to MD 23, incredible really. It fit the theme of my management career though, signs of promise but always that inevitably that I'd fuck it up in the end.
Eric: Laugh all you can, I've laughed at it now, to think that I could go 11 without a win.
They ended up finishing 2nd, winning 3 of their last 4 (yeah I'm shit I don't need you to point it out... please don't point it out).
But... their top CB (Kone) wanted out from March cos' he thought he was bigger than the club- and is leaving in December. Their top DM put a transfer request in, their top CM leaves in December and as does their 5* striker, as well as much of the coaching staff. I don't know whether I want them to survive and thrive, or fall tragically back through the divisions. It doesn't matter really; I don't know whether I'll be getting another job on this save but I may as well persist and see if anyone offers me anything... I mean, a promotion and 23 matchdays on top warrants a big job?!
Some Icelandic 'Premier' League side offered me the job, just before I accepted it, it turned out they finished bottom last season and it hadn't updated to show they'd be playing First Division football next year. Que sera eh? We move on...
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The media were absolutely shocked I lowered myself to these... which is bizarre as I've basically swapped Swedish second tier.. for Danish second tier, can't be too much of a difference.
These are semi-professional though, and aren't as strong as Skell, and we're missing quite a few players in certain positions... but we shall see won't we?
The club has a really average stature in the game, and we're on the brink of relegation with around half a season to go, raring to go; maybe we'll get these in to the top domestic tier? Time will tell...
Oh, and Michael Ballack was, as previously noted, raring to be aside me, he's our assistant manager. Hollywood of Denmark, us. Haway Marienlyst!
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This club accepts my youth requests... I like this club.
Johno