The Night Thread Mk. IX

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Eric Portapotty
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17 May 2014 15:51:07
Got my Xbox working again, bloody disc tray was stuck.

Now for Winning Eleven 8 and Burnout Revenge!
Tommo.
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18 May 2014 23:35:50
So two police choppers just landed in my village park after searching the village followed by a load of silent police cars. It's just what I need with a early start tomorrow
Zog
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20 May 2014 02:20:34
So sad to see Jonny Wilkinson retire.

Shame that prick Giggs had to do it on the same day and steal his thunder.
Vercoe
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20 May 2014 18:46:28
By Tommo. | On 19 May 2014 - 00:35 AM
So two police choppers just landed in my village park after searching the village followed by a load of silent police cars. It's just what I need with a early start tomorrow


Gonne explain what happened?
Deleted Account #151676
20 May 2014 22:12:45
A friend of mine is boasting on Facebook that he has just spent £299 on a lego St. Andrews...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/10363735_10203117593532865_5134715033033474457_n.jpg?oh=5d054f7b540b23dff18acfd6b5076bf7&oe=53F51F44&__gda__=1408294087_6d56e10f534c81273630157fb554e1cc

Some people don't deserve money.
the insider
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20 May 2014 23:45:39
I hope its the size of a shed.
Deleted Account #151676
21 May 2014 08:23:46
By the insider | On 21 May 2014 - 00:45 AM
I hope its the size of a shed.

About the size of a shoebox I believe. He doesn't even get the fun of putting it together, it's already made.
Eric Portapotty
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21 May 2014 08:28:35
I'd get one of the Emirates Stadium tbf.
Tommo.
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21 May 2014 16:55:08
By Vercoe | On 20 May 2014 - 19:46 PM
Gonne explain what happened?


Drunk driver speeding along the country road flipped it into field then somehow managed to escape it and run before they found him and airlifted him to Kings College
Vercoe
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21 May 2014 17:15:23
By Tommo. | On 21 May 2014 - 17:55 PM
Drunk driver speeding along the country road flipped it into field then somehow managed to escape it and run before they found him and airlifted him to Kings College


Not as exciting as I'd hoped, still, there you go kids, don't drink and drive, get one of your mates to, it's their fault then. /s
Deleted Account #151676
22 May 2014 08:58:32
Just booked a hotel room in Birmingham city centre for my mates party next month, he lives in Australia now and hasn't been back for six or seven years so I'm really looking forward to it.
ianbaker
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22 May 2014 15:47:08
By Rick87 | On 22 May 2014 - 09:58 AM
Just booked a hotel room in Birmingham city centre for my mates party next month, he lives in Australia now and hasn't been back for six or seven years so I'm really looking forward to it.

Ah, the old "welcome back to England gay gang rape in a hotel room". Lovely.
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22 May 2014 16:12:53
By ianbaker | On 22 May 2014 - 16:47 PM
Ah, the old "welcome back to England gay gang rape in a hotel room". Lovely.

The Aussies just aren't doing it right if he can sit down on a plane for that long.
King Luis
20 years ago
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22 May 2014 19:09:40


Fanny?
Deleted Account #151676
22 May 2014 19:28:21
Did anybody bother to vote today? The polling station is directly opposite my house so I've just been over, it's the first time I have voted since I turned 18 though.
King Luis
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22 May 2014 19:33:10
I do usually but im still as yet to go over and vote, been reading up on the different parties and their policies today but still cant really decide who to vote for :/
Ninja
16 years ago
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22 May 2014 21:48:56
I voted.

No party actually represents my view though, I only had about 3 choices once you wade through the NO2EU and UKIP bollocks.
Deleted Account #151676
22 May 2014 22:20:05

Early indicators
John Curtice
Professor of politics at Strathclyde University
The first key result from Sunderland shows UKIP scoring no less than 30% while the Lib Dem vote has fallen from 20% to 3%. Both Labour and the Conservatives see their vote fall by 4 and 6% respectively. If this pattern persists, this could be once again an unexpectedly good night for UKIP, while Labour would not achieve a clear lead over the Conservatives across the country as a whole.

Hope to god this isn't the trend all over the country.
Franck
20 years ago
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22 May 2014 22:27:02
The surge of popularity for Eurosceptic parties across the Union is just further proof that people are fucking morons.
Mr Willy
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22 May 2014 22:28:19
Made the mistake of upgrading to Windows 8.1, and now Football Manager doesn't work properly and my laptop's slow as fuck.
Deano
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23 May 2014 08:42:05
I'm 27 today, fucking 27.
Deleted Account #151676
23 May 2014 08:52:49
By Deano | On 23 May 2014 - 09:42 AM
I'm 27 today, fucking 27.

Welcome to the club. Old cunt.
ianbaker
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23 May 2014 11:17:07
By Deano | On 23 May 2014 - 09:42 AM
I'm 27 today, fucking 27.

Happy Birthday. 27 is my next one, still feel 18 in my head though. Hopefully you'll bag a couple of sluts to celebrate tonight.
Mr Willy
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23 May 2014 11:39:53
If you die this year, you'll be in the 27 Club. Just saying.
Eric Portapotty
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24 May 2014 19:27:30
Got laid off Boss needed to lay off a part-timer and picked me because I was the slowest worker - which is fair enough if you've seen me at work.

Fucking finally, mind - 12 hour shifts tidying bookshelves that kids keep fucking messing up while the Frozen soundtrack plays in the background, good riddance.
DB
17 years ago
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25 May 2014 11:57:26
Have you even been paid yet?
Eric Portapotty
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25 May 2014 12:07:02
No, haven't even filled my timesheets when working at this branch

Suppose I'll do them tomorrow if I can be arsed to.
Shola
18 years ago
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25 May 2014 19:15:34
Can't connect to Steam.

Is there a common reason for this, does anyone know if there is a common fix?

Uninstalling and reinstalling worked
Deleted Account #151676
27 May 2014 18:21:22
Had a tough weekend, my two sister in laws came to stay (12 & 16) but my smackhead and alcoholic brother in law also tagged along after getting chucked out by his parents. he was visibly shaking and rubbing his arms constantly, disappearing every few hours and coming back pissed off his face despite the fact he had no money or possessions, we even had to buy him clothes as he had only the ones he was wearing. No idea where he was getting money from (he has no bank account despite being 26) I'm thinking he probably stole from us, or went out and robbed someone. It was just a poisonous atmosphere in the house which is a shame as I enjoy having the girls up and have fun with them but because of him it just wasn't possible this time.
Vercoe
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27 May 2014 18:33:20
Tell him to get to fuck next time. Or stay in the shed ala Ed in Shaun of the Dead.

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