.verse
12 years ago
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I've been around for awhile come to think of it also, a solid 8 years or so at a guess. This would be my third account I've held on the site.
Vercoe
11 years ago
3 years ago
1,510
Going to a wedding reception, wearing the same clothes I wore on the stag do. I feel like such a trampy bitch. Also it means I have to stop watching Orange is the New Black. And it's pissing it down. And I'm driving. Why am I even going?
Telegram Sam
15 years ago
3 hours ago
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Telegram Spam, you are four days younger than me. I am more famous than you on the internet and in real life I gained short term notoriety for dressing up as a bin bag for Halloween 2011. How do you plead?

Guilty, sir. I shall work much harder in my next 22 years. You will continue to be an inspiration.
Deleted Account #151676
Just punched some silly southern cunt whilst walking the dog, his kid was obviously not a fan of dogs, mine sniffed him as he walked past and he screamed like a stuffed pig, his dad went nuts and started swearing at me to control it and then proceeded to try and kick her...so i smacked him in the face before he walked off saying he was calling the police.
Vercoe
11 years ago
3 years ago
1,510
Just punched some silly southern cunt whilst walking the dog, his kid was obviously not a fan of dogs, mine sniffed him as he walked past and he screamed like a stuffed pig, his dad went nuts and started swearing at me to control it and then proceeded to try and kick her...so i smacked him in the face before he walked off saying he was calling the police.


Should've hit the kid too. Teach them all a lesson.
K3V0
15 years ago
1 year ago
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Just punched some silly southern cunt whilst walking the dog, his kid was obviously not a fan of dogs, mine sniffed him as he walked past and he screamed like a stuffed pig, his dad went nuts and started swearing at me to control it and then proceeded to try and kick her...so i smacked him in the face before he walked off saying he was calling the police.



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Shedender
17 years ago
2 months ago
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Just punched some silly southern cunt whilst walking the dog, his kid was obviously not a fan of dogs, mine sniffed him as he walked past and he screamed like a stuffed pig, his dad went nuts and started swearing at me to control it and then proceeded to try and kick her...so i smacked him in the face before he walked off saying he was calling the police.

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Franck
17 years ago
3 weeks ago
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Should've hit the kid too. Teach them all a lesson.

No, he absolutely shouldn't.
Vercoe
11 years ago
3 years ago
1,510
No, he absolutely shouldn't.


Because I was totally being serious.
Flash.
17 years ago
10 months ago
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Honestly don't think Ronaldo or Messi could touch this guy at his peak.
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 day ago
3,322
That Villareal goal is one of the best things ever.
Sam
17 years ago
1 year ago
5,092
Wow, Rik Mayall has died.

RIP.
Shedender
17 years ago
2 months ago
13,751
I didn't realise he was Rick from The Young Ones. RIP
Franck
17 years ago
3 weeks ago
4,255
So apparently Donald Duck turns 80 today. Hero.
Shola
16 years ago
5 years ago
2,708


SELLOTAPE A SAUSAGE TO THE FRIDGE
Hibee
17 years ago
3 years ago
588
RIP Rik

Loved Bottom, The Young Ones & Filthy Rich & Catflap when I was growing up, saw them live as well, think it was their 3rd show - the first on the desert island.
Shola
16 years ago
5 years ago
2,708
Hooligan Island. - All of the live shows are on youtube.

Had all the VHS tapes as a kid. (lot of jokes went over my head), and had a VHS with clips of the live shows.
Hibee
17 years ago
3 years ago
588
That's the one, there's a bomb on the beach and because they set it off the second act is set in 'The Millennium Dome - only fuller'.
Franck
17 years ago
3 weeks ago
4,255
My harddrive got fried this morning. Great times!
Tommo.
12 years ago
1 year ago
2,272
Managed to get a beta code for Battlefield Hardline Beta
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 day ago
3,322
My harddrive got fried this morning. Great times!

About time too, that XP antique.
Franck
17 years ago
3 weeks ago
4,255
About time too, that XP antique.

The drive that got fried was only a year old. Seagate are dicks too, so claiming the warranty would cost almost as much as buying a brand new drive.

It did prompt me to finally upgrade to Windows 7 though.
Jonas
17 years ago
4 years ago
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Tommo.
12 years ago
1 year ago
2,272
Anyone fancy a night out?

Mr Willy
16 years ago
1 week ago
495
I just noticed that my account was created way back in 2007! :O I must have lurked without posting for a good year before that as well though, feels weird to think that this is my third World Cup on this forum.

And I've scored the same number of World Cup goals as Wayne Rooney in this time...
Jonas
17 years ago
4 years ago
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Sam
17 years ago
1 year ago
5,092
Schumacher is out of a coma and has left the hospital. Amazing news.
Franck
17 years ago
3 weeks ago
4,255
Schumacher is out of a coma and has left the hospital. Amazing news.

Good to hear! Things sounded pretty bad there for a while.
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 day ago
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Ehmo
17 years ago
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