Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 day ago
3,323
Got my Xbox working again, bloody disc tray was stuck.

Now for Winning Eleven 8 and Burnout Revenge!
Tommo.
12 years ago
1 year ago
2,272
So two police choppers just landed in my village park after searching the village followed by a load of silent police cars. It's just what I need with a early start tomorrow
Zog
17 years ago
5 years ago
395
So sad to see Jonny Wilkinson retire.

Shame that prick Giggs had to do it on the same day and steal his thunder.
Vercoe
11 years ago
3 years ago
1,510
So two police choppers just landed in my village park after searching the village followed by a load of silent police cars. It's just what I need with a early start tomorrow


Gonne explain what happened?
Deleted Account #151676
A friend of mine is boasting on Facebook that he has just spent £299 on a lego St. Andrews...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/t1.0-9/10363735_10203117593532865_5134715033033474457_n.jpg?oh=5d054f7b540b23dff18acfd6b5076bf7&oe=53F51F44&__gda__=1408294087_6d56e10f534c81273630157fb554e1cc

Some people don't deserve money.
the insider
17 years ago
8 years ago
44
I hope its the size of a shed.
Deleted Account #151676
I hope its the size of a shed.

About the size of a shoebox I believe. He doesn't even get the fun of putting it together, it's already made.
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 day ago
3,323
I'd get one of the Emirates Stadium tbf.
Tommo.
12 years ago
1 year ago
2,272
Gonne explain what happened?


Drunk driver speeding along the country road flipped it into field then somehow managed to escape it and run before they found him and airlifted him to Kings College
Vercoe
11 years ago
3 years ago
1,510
Drunk driver speeding along the country road flipped it into field then somehow managed to escape it and run before they found him and airlifted him to Kings College


Not as exciting as I'd hoped, still, there you go kids, don't drink and drive, get one of your mates to, it's their fault then. /s
Deleted Account #151676
Just booked a hotel room in Birmingham city centre for my mates party next month, he lives in Australia now and hasn't been back for six or seven years so I'm really looking forward to it.
ianbaker
12 years ago
7 years ago
762
Just booked a hotel room in Birmingham city centre for my mates party next month, he lives in Australia now and hasn't been back for six or seven years so I'm really looking forward to it.

Ah, the old "welcome back to England gay gang rape in a hotel room". Lovely.
Deleted Account #151676
Ah, the old "welcome back to England gay gang rape in a hotel room". Lovely.

The Aussies just aren't doing it right if he can sit down on a plane for that long.
King Luis
17 years ago
2 months ago
3,111
Deleted Account #151676
Did anybody bother to vote today? The polling station is directly opposite my house so I've just been over, it's the first time I have voted since I turned 18 though.
King Luis
17 years ago
2 months ago
3,111
I do usually but im still as yet to go over and vote, been reading up on the different parties and their policies today but still cant really decide who to vote for :/
Ninja
14 years ago
7 years ago
5,341
I voted.

No party actually represents my view though, I only had about 3 choices once you wade through the NO2EU and UKIP bollocks.
Deleted Account #151676

Early indicators
John Curtice
Professor of politics at Strathclyde University
The first key result from Sunderland shows UKIP scoring no less than 30% while the Lib Dem vote has fallen from 20% to 3%. Both Labour and the Conservatives see their vote fall by 4 and 6% respectively. If this pattern persists, this could be once again an unexpectedly good night for UKIP, while Labour would not achieve a clear lead over the Conservatives across the country as a whole.

Hope to god this isn't the trend all over the country.
Franck
17 years ago
4 weeks ago
4,255
The surge of popularity for Eurosceptic parties across the Union is just further proof that people are fucking morons.
Mr Willy
16 years ago
2 weeks ago
495
Made the mistake of upgrading to Windows 8.1, and now Football Manager doesn't work properly and my laptop's slow as fuck.
Deano
17 years ago
2 months ago
1,380
I'm 27 today, fucking 27.
Deleted Account #151676
I'm 27 today, fucking 27.

Welcome to the club. Old cunt.
ianbaker
12 years ago
7 years ago
762
I'm 27 today, fucking 27.

Happy Birthday. 27 is my next one, still feel 18 in my head though. Hopefully you'll bag a couple of sluts to celebrate tonight.
Mr Willy
16 years ago
2 weeks ago
495
If you die this year, you'll be in the 27 Club. Just saying.
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 day ago
3,323
Got laid off Boss needed to lay off a part-timer and picked me because I was the slowest worker - which is fair enough if you've seen me at work.

Fucking finally, mind - 12 hour shifts tidying bookshelves that kids keep fucking messing up while the Frozen soundtrack plays in the background, good riddance.
DB
15 years ago
7 years ago
322
Have you even been paid yet?
Eric Portapotty
15 years ago
1 day ago
3,323
No, haven't even filled my timesheets when working at this branch

Suppose I'll do them tomorrow if I can be arsed to.
Shola
16 years ago
5 years ago
2,708
Can't connect to Steam.

Is there a common reason for this, does anyone know if there is a common fix?

Uninstalling and reinstalling worked
Deleted Account #151676
Had a tough weekend, my two sister in laws came to stay (12 & 16) but my smackhead and alcoholic brother in law also tagged along after getting chucked out by his parents. he was visibly shaking and rubbing his arms constantly, disappearing every few hours and coming back pissed off his face despite the fact he had no money or possessions, we even had to buy him clothes as he had only the ones he was wearing. No idea where he was getting money from (he has no bank account despite being 26) I'm thinking he probably stole from us, or went out and robbed someone. It was just a poisonous atmosphere in the house which is a shame as I enjoy having the girls up and have fun with them but because of him it just wasn't possible this time.
Vercoe
11 years ago
3 years ago
1,510
Tell him to get to fuck next time. Or stay in the shed ala Ed in Shaun of the Dead.

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