Eric Portapotty
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You're fucking joking?

Well, a couple of muffins and a shepherd's pie during Home Economics class in school, but that's all really.

Boiling noodles and rice doesnt count as cooking.

Fwiw I don't really know how to do either.
Tommo.
13 years ago
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Fwiw I don't really know how to do either.


Your joking right?
Crane
14 years ago
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Anyone else watching the documentary on Hansen?
Sears
13 years ago
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Just turned it on, any good? His voice irritates me
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My day was made yesterday, somebody had been browsing the internet on the Kobo e-readers we have set up as demo's at work, and what was the page that was left open? None other than Susie! I didn't see who had been using it but it made me smile.
K3V0
16 years ago
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Back in Ireland now.

Surreal feeling but I'm excited and feel kinda really relaxed about it.
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ianbaker
13 years ago
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Back in Ireland now.

Surreal feeling but I'm excited and feel kinda really relaxed about it.

Was just thinking you've not been present on here for a few days.

Wondered if your plane went down, or you'd been stopped in customs, or worse, been arrested on a Thailand stopover and were being incessantly raped by a gang of burly ladyboys.
Shedender
18 years ago
1 week ago
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Back in Ireland now.

Surreal feeling but I'm excited and feel kinda really relaxed about it.

Just what we need, another fucking tourist.

I'm only sleggin' mate, glad you got home in one piece and will take a few days for you to get used to the shit weather.
alilane4
15 years ago
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...got married at the weekend. Just sayin'
Slashman X
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I was wondering what that stench was around Dublin yesterday Kev.

Ali, where the feck was our invite?

And congrats I guess, is she a ride?
alilane4
15 years ago
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Er, your invites must be lost in the post.
K3V0
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Cheers lad

Was just thinking you've not been present on here for a few days.

Wondered if your plane went down, or you'd been stopped in customs, or worse, been arrested on a Thailand stopover and were being incessantly raped by a gang of burly ladyboys.


If only dreams came true man!!

Just what we need, another fucking tourist.

I'm only sleggin' mate, glad you got home in one piece and will take a few days for you to get used to the shit weather.




The weather has been deadly since yesterday, sunny and no rain so far!!

I was wondering what that stench was around Dublin yesterday Kev.


I smell fantastic according to the flight crews and I'm not even joking!! Was checking in at Brisbane Airport and your woman starts asking what I'm wearing and saying I smell fantastic, didn't know how to react, I'm only use to being asked if I'm carrying explosives and all that jazz at check in.
Slashman X
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The weather has been deadly since yesterday, sunny and no rain so far!!


It rained this morning ya fuckin eejit

And Ali, you never answered my 2nd question
K3V0
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It rained this morning ya fuckin eejit

And Ali, you never answered my 2nd question


Obviously I was asleep ya twat.

Must catch up for a pint soon lad.
alilane4
15 years ago
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Seeing as you put it so pleasantly... she did look stunning.

http://i58.tinypic.com/3134paa.jpg
Slashman X
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Yes, yes she did.

Why are ye eating flowers though?
alilane4
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Franck
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Seeing as you put it so pleasantly... she did look stunning.

http://i58.tinypic.com/3134paa.jpg

That's a very attractive woman you won't be having sex with! Congratulations!
ianbaker
13 years ago
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Seeing as you put it so pleasantly... she did look stunning.

http://i58.tinypic.com/3134paa.jpg

You did well. You bastard.
K3V0
16 years ago
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Fair play to you lad she's a cracking looking bird.
Eric Portapotty
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I can get off to that
Vercoe
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Love how Kevo's turned super Irish now. Don't love how he passed up the opportunity for a shit cheesy pick up line with the air hostess by replying it could be her when she asked what he was wearing.
Eric Portapotty
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Bloody hell, seems like Russia's shot down a commercial flight, this will not end well.
Slashman X
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A flight from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpar which is the usual method of Irish people going to Aus/NZ. Will be full of different nationalities. At least 20 Dutch apparently confirmed so it's an attack on NATO.

Shit is gonna go down
Number 1
16 years ago
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Considering the US government ratified sanctions on Russia only yesterday, what is the next step?

I really hope this doesn't lead to war, although I can imagine morons like John McCain already booking talk show slots to advertise the starting up of the war machine. But unless Russia either disowns the rebels or tells them to stop, this is not going to end well.
VP.
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Vercoe
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Gone done for speeding before I went on holiday, had a lovely letter to come home to! Get to go on a driver's awareness test for 4 hours of watching pictures of brains splattered all over windscreens \o/
Eric Portapotty
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Gone done for speeding before I went on holiday, had a lovely letter to come home to! Get to go on a driver's awareness test for 4 hours of watching pictures of brains splattered all over windscreens \o/

Shame on you, you reckless cunt.

On a related note, I had to watch this after I passed and before I could get my license:

K3V0
16 years ago
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Loving life back in Dublin!!

Ya watching the fight tonight Slash?

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