The Night Thread Mk. IX - Off Topic - FM24

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06 Dec 2012 10:40:01

I'd kill you and eat a ham sandwich afterwards. Wouldn't even think twice. And it'd be a Tesco Finest sandwich. Bang, dead. Rip, eat.

rossiheslopi

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06 Dec 2012 11:21:22

At least finish your book first, I was enjoying it

Fantastic

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06 Dec 2012 11:31:05

It's no longer a book. It's a suicide note.

Slashman X

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06 Dec 2012 11:54:06

You better put a TL;DR at the end of it then.

TL;DR I died as I lived: As an inconvenience HashtagYOLO

Eric Portapotty

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06 Dec 2012 12:53:21

Fanny tries so hard it's so fake.

In fact Fanny's so fake he's even more fake than a fleshlight.

Jason

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06 Dec 2012 13:00:14

Snowing in Sheffield, kind of.

bluemoon.

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06 Dec 2012 13:14:31

Yeah, we had half an hour of snow.

Somebody make a 'Snow Thread'. It's that time of year.

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06 Dec 2012 15:09:15

By Portaloo | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 12:53 PM

Fanny tries so hard it's so fake.

In fact Fanny's so fake he's even more fake than a fleshlight.

Fantastic

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06 Dec 2012 16:42:58

By Portaloo | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 12:53 PM

Fanny tries so hard it's so fake.

In fact Fanny's so fake he's even more fake than a fleshlight.

Bully.

Telegram Sam

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06 Dec 2012 17:57:44

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Dutton

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06 Dec 2012 18:03:35

The guy on the right \o/

Fantastic

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06 Dec 2012 18:11:39

Tempted to call the phone number.

Sears

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06 Dec 2012 18:55:38

Just been told by my parents I've 2 or 3 abnormality's in my heart, I had some heart test today to see what was wrong with me because my blood tests came back positive... Anyone here knows what that means? Thought something was weird because I've felt so light headed and dizzy in my past few training's...

NOSNOS

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06 Dec 2012 19:32:33

Just got the email from work telling me I'm away on Tuesday and would be due back Xmas day unfortunately this means the 27th or 28th with flights.

Fantastic

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06 Dec 2012 19:39:15

Is there a lot of bumming on oil rigs?

(If I've asked this before, sorry)

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06 Dec 2012 19:41:10

By Sears | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 18:55 PM

Just been told by my parents I've 2 or 3 abnormality's in my heart, I had some heart test today to see what was wrong with me because my blood tests came back positive... Anyone here knows what that means? Thought something was weird because I've felt so light headed and dizzy in my past few training's...

Speak to a doctor.

Franck

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06 Dec 2012 19:42:20

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Sears

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06 Dec 2012 19:43:27

By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 19:41 PM

Speak to a doctor.

I know, I will, doesn't kill to ask if anyone else has experienced it though

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06 Dec 2012 20:00:22

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 19:39 PM

Is there a lot of bumming on oil rigs?

(If I've asked this before, sorry)

You have I think

Not that iv heard of in the north sea but fairly common practice in Azerbijan and Egypt.

I usually convince myself that any women I see out there a good looking but they don't put out.

Fantastic

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06 Dec 2012 20:34:52

Surely you could just rape a woman and then cover it up.

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06 Dec 2012 20:37:36

By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 08:29 AM

Up this early to prepare for a presentation at 11. Completely fucked.

Was -5 this morning as well.

By Franck | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 08:40 AM

-5 is nothing.

Neither's half 8 in the morning.

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06 Dec 2012 20:49:59

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 20:34 PM

Surely you could just rape a woman and then cover it up.

That could be possible but my mate said he was on a course once and the tutor was a guy who's job it was to vist installations after deaths,rapes etc to do what i dont know but I've never heard either way if somebody has been raped.

Fantastic

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06 Dec 2012 21:11:18

Does the guy who visits installations after incidents have someone who checks up on him? Because if he doesn't then you could just whack him and enjoy the rest of your day.

Franck

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06 Dec 2012 21:12:30

Fanny

NOSNOS

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06 Dec 2012 21:18:18

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 06 December 2012 - 21:11 PM

Does the guy who visits installations after incidents have someone who checks up on him? Because if he doesn't then you could just whack him and enjoy the rest of your day.

Iv no idea think he's possibly police or some sort of Phsycologist. I know that a guy dropped dead on a rig I was on they stashed him in a freezer til the police came.

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06 Dec 2012 21:54:27

Hey guys, i was approached in the summer about about a music video project that would see over 20 filmmakers from over a dozen different countries filming material that would be edited to make Temet Nosce's new video and the result is down below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS1Ova3GMAo&feature=plcp

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06 Dec 2012 22:47:01

Traffic in Dublin was mental this evening, roads closed and diversions everywhere.

Turns out a lad in his 20' s was pushed under a bus during a row and was decapitated

Franck

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07 Dec 2012 00:10:01

That doesn't sound very pleasant.

Flash.

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07 Dec 2012 11:13:05

Was invited to the PayPal Christmas party last night.

Was awesome, tonnes of free alcohol, waiters handing you out more the second you finished one.

Paid for it in work today.

Slashman X

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PayPal are cunts

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