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Fantastic
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07 Dec 2012 11:50:36
Why?
Slashman X
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07 Dec 2012 12:02:44
I was 27c short on a payment 5 years ago, which I paid the following day. My account has been 'limited' ever since so I can't remove my card/bank details from it. This means I can never, ever, ever use that card for anything to do with PayPal or eBay. I emailed and rang them loads of times but they just spouted some bullshit off a sheet of guidelines on what to say to suspected terrorists.

Plus the whole randomly just keep people's money thing they have a tendency to do
Franck
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07 Dec 2012 15:05:38
I've come to the realisation that I am a worse (and much slower) writer in Swedish than I am in English.
King Luis
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07 Dec 2012 15:39:10
Had no idea some dinny nurse/receptionist had given info about Kate Middleton over the phone to someone she thought was the Queen and now the womens gone and killed herself. Without meaning to sound harsh she cant have been the sharpest tool in the box could she, actually thought the Queen and Prince Charles were on the phone to her

EDIT: Turns out it was the Nurse who had been put on the phone after the receptionist took the call.
Eric Portapotty
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What's with the square at the top?
Franck
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By King Luis | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 15:39 PM
Had no idea some dinny nurse/receptionist had given info about Kate Middleton over the phone to someone she thought was the Queen and now the womens gone and killed herself. Without meaning to sound harsh she cant have been the sharpest tool in the box could she, actually thought the Queen and Prince Charles were on the phone to her

EDIT: Turns out it was the Nurse who had been put on the phone after the receptionist took the call.

I don't see the humour.
Slashman X
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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 16:43 PM
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What's with the square at the top?


It should be an ad, but you have adblock. To get rid of it, put this in your AdBlock custom filters:

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By Franck | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 16:50 PM
I don't see the humour.


Have you listened to the prank call? It's awful. Worst mimic ever of an English accent.

Loved the bit where he said ''I am the queen and I shall need a lift down'' Pretending to have dogs barking in the background and all, easily the worst prank call ever
Eric Portapotty
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 00:51 AM
It should be an ad, but you have adblock. To get rid of it, put this in your AdBlock custom filters:

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Slashman X
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By Portaloo | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 17:06 PM
Cheers


You can also get rid of that "Buy FM13" ad as well if you want.

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Fantastic
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Slashman X
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07 Dec 2012 17:23:49
By Sears | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 16:55 PM
Have you listened to the prank call? It's awful. Worst mimic ever of an English accent.

Loved the bit where he said ''I am the queen and I shall need a lift down'' Pretending to have dogs barking in the background and all, easily the worst prank call ever


Still don't see why it's funny that a nurse killed herself after it
Franck
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07 Dec 2012 17:52:58
New car can play mp3's right off a USB drive \o/

Going to come in handy tomorrow when I drive to Copenhagen.
Mr Willy
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07 Dec 2012 18:35:16
"gone killed herself"? King Luis, you're a grade A cunt. Could have some tact for someone who's just died after being humiliated in front of the entire world. It's one thing to say "gone killed herself", another for something as bad as this. Seriously, you need to get out more if you're that callous about other people, pathetic little prick.
rossiheslopi
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07 Dec 2012 18:59:42
I can see the humour in the fact she fell for the prank, but not in the fact that it seems to have moved her to such extreme measures
Phoenix Arrow
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07 Dec 2012 19:16:41
Answered the phone at work today - better kill myself.
Franck
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07 Dec 2012 20:06:05
I don't think it'd be too far fetched to assume that she may have been given some form of disciplinary action by her employer, perhaps even having been at risk of losing her job/licence.
King Luis
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07 Dec 2012 20:06:42
By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 18:35 PM
"gone killed herself"? King Luis, you're a grade A cunt. Could have some tact for someone who's just died after being humiliated in front of the entire world. It's one thing to say "gone killed herself", another for something as bad as this. Seriously, you need to get out more if you're that callous about other people, pathetic little prick.


Im not saying its funny she killed herself but the fact she fell for the prank is funny, chill the fuck out. If you read that as me finding her killing herself funny then your a idiot
Slashman X
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07 Dec 2012 20:17:23
By King Luis | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 20:06 PM
Im not saying its funny she killed herself but the fact she fell for the prank is funny, chill the fuck out. If you read that as me finding her killing herself funny then your a idiot


She didn't fall for the prank
King Luis
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07 Dec 2012 20:18:15
By Slashman X | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 20:17 PM
She didn't fall for the prank


She put the call through to the ward Kate was on, surely thats falling for it?
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07 Dec 2012 20:18:58
But she wasn't the nurse who actually gave away details.
King Luis
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07 Dec 2012 20:20:50
By Rick87 | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 20:18 PM
But she wasn't the nurse who actually gave away details.


Yeah i know, but she still thought she was on the phone to the Queen and put through the call. If thats not falling for a prank then what is it?

Franck seems to think she was going to lose her job or something but the woman who committed suicide hadn't done anything wrong.
Phoenix Arrow
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07 Dec 2012 20:50:28
First of all, if you're at work in a hospital and you're just a random worker and you happen to be a hospital used by the royal family and you have a member of the royal family in, it makes sense that the Queen might call. She wouldn't, but it's not like she's calling up a letting agency or something. So, if you pick up the call, knowing all that, and someone who sounds vaguely like they might be the Queen calls saying they're the Queen, are you going to go "fuck off, no you aren't". No, you're going to pass the buck to someone more important.

Second of all, here's the link to the BBC article on her death. Find where it says she killed herself. Or where someone relevant suspects that she killed herself. Or any mention of suicide at all.
King Luis
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07 Dec 2012 20:51:42
By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 07 December 2012 - 20:50 PM
First of all, if you're at work in a hospital and you're just a random worker and you happen to be a hospital used by the royal family and you have a member of the royal family in, it makes sense that the Queen might call. She wouldn't, but it's not like she's calling up a letting agency or something. So, if you pick up the call, knowing all that, and someone who sounds vaguely like they might be the Queen calls saying they're the Queen, are you going to go "fuck off, no you aren't". No, you're going to pass the buck to someone more important.

Second of all, here's the link to the BBC article on her death. Find where it says she killed herself. Or where someone relevant suspects that she killed herself. Or any mention of suicide at all.


At the time of my comment it was being reported as a suicide though.
smurphptfc
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08 Dec 2012 01:31:49
If she did kill herself over that, I'd highly assume she had longer term problems.

Edit- I asked a 25-year old out and I'm 19. Is this a good or bad thing?
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08 Dec 2012 02:29:05
By smurphptfc | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 01:31 AM
I asked a 25-year old out and I'm 19. Is this a good or bad thing?

Did she say yes?

Anyway, if you asked her out you probably like her and it's not like she's some old dinosaur, so who gives a fuck? Enjoy yourself!
smurphptfc
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By Franck | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 02:29 AM
Did she say yes?

Anyway, if you asked her out you probably like her and it's not like she's some old dinosaur, so who gives a fuck? Enjoy yourself!


Not a no, not quite a yes. I'm going back to see her at work on Sunday though and she said we can try and sort something out. I don't know whether she realised I asked in a date way other than a friendly way though but I guess we'll have to see what happens.

I did use the half your age and add seven rule. 25/2= 12.5+7= 19.5 so it's sound for her. It just seems a little strange to me, but then a lot of my friends are in their mid-twenties too.
Telegram Sam
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08 Dec 2012 02:57:06
By smurphptfc | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 02:48 AM
Not a no, not quite a yes. I'm going back to see her at work on Sunday though and she said we can try and sort something out. I don't know whether she realised I asked in a date way other than a friendly way though but I guess we'll have to see what happens.

I did use the half your age and add seven rule. 25/2= 12.5+7= 19.5 so it's sound for her. It just seems a little strange to me, but then a lot of my friends are in their mid-twenties too.

Is that a rule?

Either way, go for it. She's 19 and no longer in school, so it's a-okay.
smurphptfc
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By Telegram Sam | Permalink | On 08 December 2012 - 02:57 AM
Is that a rule?

Either way, go for it. She's 19 and no longer in school, so it's a-okay.


I think it's been discussed on here before. The golden rule (well, the second golden rule - this is the golden rule).

I'm the 19-year old. She's 25.
Telegram Sam
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08 Dec 2012 03:20:46
Oh, you're 19? That's even better.

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