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Ninja
Manchester United’s Javier Hernandez may be a hero at Old Trafford for his goalscoring exploits, but in his native Mexico the striker is loved by police for a very different reason - helping to fight crime.
According to Mexico City police, reported incidents drop when Hernandez is playing, helping to crack down on the number of people murdered by drug gangs in the country, which can reach up to 15,000 every year.
And the decline in crime rates is delighting the capital’s police chief Jorge Carlos Martinez: ‘Crimes like car-jacking, muggings and robberies go down,’ he said.
But local hospitals have less chance to put their feet up, as more pregnant women go into labour when Chicarito is on the pitch, as they get far too excited at the prospect of the 24-year-old hitting the back of the net.
‘It seems even the criminals want to take time off to see our hero play. Also the birth rates go up,’ Martinez added.
And with the packed festive fixture list meaning the likes of Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie will need time to rest their weary legs, Hernandez may get more opportunities to continue his crime busting adventures.
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/919692-javier-hernandez-helps-to-fight-crime-and-induce-labour-in-native-mexico#ixzz2E5IntpGv
Slashman X
Ninja
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K3V0
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jumberto
Ninja
I knew it was good, but fuck me. How on earth does he save Silva's follow up there?
Slashman X
Ninja
Slashman X
How so?
bluemoon.
It's bewildering how such an otherwise technically-gifted player can be quite so bad at shooting.
Slashman X
I had a genius idea the last day: Stick a ball boy behind the net, anytime Silva is near the box, get the ball boy to call for a pass.
OR:
Stick a little cut-out of a man in the top corner of the net
Ninja
Because Young wasn't offside and this was the attack straight after that?
But nah, thats clearly freakishly good reflexes. You can see him move his hands towards the ball to make the save.
Slashman X
Wasn't Youngs 'goal' straight after Smalling handled it on the ground? Or was that the dodgy penalty decision?
Still a lot of luck, he moved his hands in hope/anticipation not in any form of response to where Silva shot it.
Ninja
Penalty I think.
But I actually think the ref got both those right, It looks deliberate in slow motion but I thought in real time Smalling did it accidentally and the penalty whilst a foul and a free kick anywhere else was too soft to give as a penalty imo.
Slashman X
Ah right.
Aye, both decisions could easily have gone either way without much argument in all honesty. The offside goal is just justice for Ashley Young being a prick.
Sam
Brilliant save.
Dutton
Not saying he knew much about it, but he does throw his shoulder at it.
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SpinSwimScream
Sam
De Gea is class, and he'll only get better with more games.
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tmatthew
Slashman X
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KEZ_7
Ninja
Toure is outright cheating by grabbing his shirt so he can't get forward, Cabaye did nothing.
Ninja
AY: Just have confidence in yourself to go past the defender. You need to know what you're going to do with the ball when it comes to you. You can beat them with skill or just with pace, but you have to decide early on and then go for it.
How the FUCK can he give that advice with a straight face ffs?
jumberto
Toure commits the foul. The fat bastard can't take his wife's pills and is holding on for dear life trying to keep up, RVP tries to shake him off but he's just too heavy so he trips him over without breaking stride. Pure briliiance.
bluemoon.