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By NOSNOS | Permalink | On 12 December 2012 - 03:04 AM
Yeah fuck drunk bitches.

Pick up a girl I know up in a club tonight take a punch for her, get her back to my mates legs closed doesnt want to know me.

Try everything she plays the sick card go back to club come back she still plays that card.

What really makes me wet is a drunk guy starting a fight and inviting me to his friends house.
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The idea of feeling entitled to having sex with another person because you got punched in the face is brilliant.
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By The Platypus | Permalink | On 12 December 2012 - 19:04 PM
The idea of feeling entitled to having sex with another person because you got punched in the face is brilliant.

It is Scotland tbf. Fighting and drinkings about all they're good at.
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Wow shouldnt post when drunk.



As for the fight she decides to say something to someone next thing I know I hear some guy shouting "get the boyfriend"


I fairly choose my share of nutjobs.
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I'm 99.9997% sure Deano knocked someone up.
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That or he has AIDS.
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By Slashman X | Permalink | On 03 May 2013 - 13:43 PM
I'm 99.9997% sure Deano knocked someone up.



That happened a few months ago and her BF threatened to end my life, nothing came of it.

It's much worse, something that I've not experienced in a long time.
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Roy Cropper touched you up?
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By Deano | Permalink | On 03 May 2013 - 14:04 PM
It's much worse, something that I've not experienced in a long time.

Real human emotions?
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By Franck | Permalink | On 03 May 2013 - 14:08 PM
Real human emotions?


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By Deano | Permalink | On 03 May 2013 - 14:09 PM

Does she at least like you back?
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By Franck | Permalink | On 03 May 2013 - 14:10 PM
Does she at least like you back?



Yea. This is some deep shit, and I'm not on about her vagina.

What the fuck is going on.
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By Deano | Permalink | On 03 May 2013 - 16:22 PM
What the fuck is going on.



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What happened Deano?
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Deano has been corrupted. There is no hope for the rest of us now!
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Tonight I'd usually go out, get absolutely shitface and find a slag.

Tonight I went to a girls house, watched a few DVD's and had Pizza along with a few bevvies.

fuck.
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You're officially the new PSG... Was that his name?
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Someone post up that Jennifer Paige song. I'm on my phone so cba
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By KH89 | Permalink | On 04 May 2013 - 07:16 AM
You're officially the new PSG... Was that his name?

Nah, I'm sure Deano is actually having sex, even if he's getting all emotional about it.

PSG would just sit in a corner and cry.
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That's fucked up.

Who'd have thought Deano was capable of feelings?
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By Deano | Permalink | On 04 May 2013 - 04:41 AM
Tonight I'd usually go out, get absolutely shitface and find a slag.

Tonight I went to a girls house, watched a few DVD's and had Pizza along with a few bevvies.

fuck.


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I still have the most fucked up complicated shit going on by the way. Just because I don't come on here as much and don't feel like talking about it really I don't want you to think anything has changed.
I'm happy though so whatever.
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 05 May 2013 - 13:44 PM
I still have the most fucked up complicated shit going on by the way. Just because I don't come on here as much and don't feel like talking about it really I don't want you to think anything has changed.
I'm happy though so whatever.

Needed to get that off your chest did you?
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By DB | Permalink | On 05 May 2013 - 13:50 PM
Needed to get that off your chest did you?

Yes.
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Fucking hell, didnt even go out last night for the first Bank Holiday Sunday I can remember. Went Nandos and played Mini Golf then stayed in hers. On our way back through people absolutely shitfaced in town (Liverpool) didnt even bother me...

What am I doing.
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Can see this ending in tears, and a costly divorce.

Have fun Deano.
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By Deano | Permalink | On 06 May 2013 - 14:21 PM
Fucking hell, didnt even go out last night for the first Bank Holiday Sunday I can remember. Went Nandos and played Mini Golf then stayed in hers. On our way back through people absolutely shitfaced in town (Liverpool) didnt even bother me...

What am I doing.

You made the right decision, mini golf's awesome.
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I've been single for a long time.

What should I do guys

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