The Night Thread Mk. IX

Sounds like my kind of girl. Let's set up a meeting when I get back from Thailand lol.

Get fucked!!

Have you heard of the organization called CanTeen man, can't imagine you haven't, given they absolutely flood Sydney with advertising every year on National Bandanna Day... Anyway I met her through that, awesome chick, pity she lived so far away from me or we would have dated!!

You imagined wrong, I have never heard of CanTeen lol.

Ah well you can have her, I'm just gonna try for as many tourists in Thailand as I can then when I come back get married and have babies with some bitch.

This is poetry.

Anyone into House music at all? I just finished this track I've been working on, quite pleased with it Gold Nights

I am. Not so much into this kinda thing but it's pretty good. Sounds like a bit like a Daft Punk album track or something

That's awesome, Deano

Tornado warning issued for Brisbane....

That was nowhere near as original or breathtaking as it must have been in their heads.

The floor's just beanbags.

I'm preposterously bored.

Just casually watching some chick fuck her dog and blow him because she lost a bet on facebook.

Now I'm eating meat loaf. Awesome Sunday.

Watch out Thailand!!

Might stop over in Brisbane on the way back Kevo...

If it's not washed away by the latest flood.

See that too.

I wonder what we'll all expect to see next week?

Yeah seen that, last time Qld/far north NSW had these type of floods I was in Perth. Seems to be a thing where I go away and qld gets flooded. Maybe I should stop having holidays.

Nah in all seriousness I have friends who live up there and it is worrying with all the uncertainty. I hope everyone is okay.


Verse apparently there is a video of some bloke fucking a rooster but I have no desire to seek that out.
This chick that made the dog video however has posted some messed up shit on her wall. At one point she posted her dad saw the video came in her room and asked if she wanted to make another one. She is also apparently the number one video on some bestiality website. Bitch sure is gonna get her 15 mins of fame.

Why the fuck would anyone do that? Or watch it?

Yeah I've no idea why you'd want to watch anybody fuck an animal....

Why does anyone watch anything that is slightly fucked up? We all do and don't lie you've watched some messed up shit in your life too. It's not like I went looking for it, it showed up on my feed. I'm not Fanny, I don't actively seek it out

I think the most fucked up video I've watched was that American politician who shot himself in the head.

My sister was staying over and she asked to borrow my iPod charger so I'm like yeah sure but it's my only one so make sure you give it back. She's taken it back with her to London. And she doesn't understand why I prefer it when she doesn't take borrow my stuff.

Sister sounds like a dumb bitch.

Is it not illegal to watch bestiality videos?

Yes but it is illegal to watch spanking videos also

Bollocks.

Not this again...

Weather has been woeful here.

Couldn't get to work today, car was skidding all the time and my brother only drove about 500 metres down the road.