Fantastic
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Had a few texts this morning from some gentleman asking me when my name change was going through, before just calling me a fag.

I have no credit, but I have his phone number, so I've done the only logical thing:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/WmrFLrwwijP60S6JwFi0iUnfwB8N9Xn91ZQhiCxj.png

(picture is some guy I met in Greece three years ago)

And then receiving replies like this:

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/PI5Oq07K6inz8vyPfY6jcSTzlWGXgWoKz6kJ7uLZ.jpg

Before replying innocuously, "Hey, nice photo, call me on 07XXXXXXXXXX to see if we click."

I did this to my best friend a few years back and he didn't speak to me for a while because American men kept calling him telling him how hard their cocks were and how they wanted to taste his tight shaven ass.
.verse
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BAHAHAHAHAHHA, FUCK!

This is pure gold.
Eric Portapotty
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On a sidenote I never ever want to be acquainted with you, in any way.

No offence.
Deano
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Fucking amazing.
Fantastic
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https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/sZGTAbH5UStJipKP4M4ZCa2hxsC9MGmxXyr4nxFW.jpg

Whoever it was that was texting me isn't answering their phone. But I'm getting tons of replies so this is good news.

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/oBH7d55uJhTXMv4vortwUmjMq4vIQBP0YXZhupHc.jpg

Just received this one, incredible: a 50 year old man making a duck face. The picture was called sillyface.jpg
Deano
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hahahahaha pissing myself here
Fantastic
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Jamieandhisego
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So someone called you a fag, and you decided you would orchestrate a situation that involves receiving an excess of pictures of posing gay men as a means to prove this person wrong?
Fantastic
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By Jaygull | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 14:50 PM
So someone called you a fag, and you decided you would orchestrate a situation that involves receiving an excess of pictures of posing gay men as a means to prove this person wrong?

If it stopped just there, then yes I would agree with you. But it works out well: I get to see dicks in a judgement free environment and I get to best my enemy. Everyone wins, repressed me and vengeful me.
Taz.
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Oh my lordy. It's like killing an ant by throwing a nuclear bomb at it, but nonetheless...

(is that cum dripping down the waist of the third pic? Damn me and my attentive eyes. I know it's ok to be that mom but it's fine!)
Telegram Sam
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rossiheslopi
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Haha, this is brilliant
Tommo.
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This is just brilliant
DMT Abuse
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This is fantastic, fantastic.
Fantastic
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Haven't received a text since half one, so I guess it worked.
Alois
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This is quite possibly the best think I've ever seen.
TomDixon77
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So if there's a news story about somebody getting bummed to death, we'll know why.
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Mr Willy
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I did something similar to a friend ages ago. Basically, he kept annoying me so I put up his MSN address on one of those shady 'find contacts' sites, advertising him as gay. He got about fifty adds, all from terrifying homosexuals.
ede444
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i wonder if you could get prosecuted for this. in germany you would be. i wonder if in the uk the law is so much different. im not having a go at you, i wouldve probably done the same, im just interested in the law side of this.
Phoenix Arrow
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This thread makes me feel unwell.
kfnielsen
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Can't see what this has anything to do with football
plz close this topic
there's kidz on this site to u know
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By castor.troy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 22:28 PM
Can't see what this has anything to do with football
plz close this topic
there's kidz on this site to u know


Oh please.
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By castor.troy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 22:28 PM
Can't see what this has anything to do with football
plz close this topic
there's kidz on this site to u know

We should show the kidz your spelling.
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By ede444 | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 21:27 PM
i wonder if you could get prosecuted for this. in germany you would be. i wonder if in the uk the law is so much different. im not having a go at you, i wouldve probably done the same, im just interested in the law side of this.


Depressing cunt.
ede444
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whats wrong with asking if this is legal just to be on the safe side?
the_urban_lemon
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Thread has potential for epic lulz.
mr.SPANKY
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HOF after the first post lol.
Boone
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Your not being harsh enough...
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By Sears | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 22:55 PM
Depressing cunt.

It is a fair question.

By castor.troy | Permalink | On 08 October 2012 - 22:28 PM
Can't see what this has anything to do with football
plz close this topic
there's kidz on this site to u know

You're in the Off The Ball section, hardly anything here has something to do with football.

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