The Night Thread Mk. IX - Off Topic - FM24/25 Update

K3V0

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24 Mar 2013 14:37:02

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 25 March 2013 - 00:26 AM

I can kill spiders, no problem. I'd go so far as to say I'm an expert at seeking out and crushing them. But if people could see how unbearably scared of spiders I am it would shock them. Like, if I see a spider in the corner of my room then that's fine. I know where the motherfucker is. I can prepare myself. But a surprise attack? Fuck that shit. Once I was lying in bed and a spider fell on my face. I couldn't sleep in that room for weeks without having to scour the area and check it was safe. That happened when I was 23.

Imagine you've got your friends and family over for a bbq on a Sunday afternoon. The drinks are flowing and everybody is having a great time, laughter fills the air. You go to your bbq to start cooking food, lift the lid and a huntsman spider who has been taking steroids launches himself at your face like a face hugger out of Alien v Predator.... I almost died of a heart attack that day!!

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24 Mar 2013 15:32:33

By KEV0 | Permalink | On 24 March 2013 - 14:37 PM

Imagine you've got your friends and family over for a bbq on a Sunday afternoon. The drinks are flowing and everybody is having a great time, laughter fills the air. You go to your bbq to start cooking food, lift the lid and a huntsman spider who has been taking steroids launches himself at your face like a face hugger out of Alien v Predator.... I almost died of a heart attack that day!!

That sounds both terrifying and amusing in equal measure.

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24 Mar 2013 15:41:18

By Rick87 | Permalink | On 25 March 2013 - 01:32 AM

That sounds both terrifying and amusing in equal measure.

It's funny when it's not you. A giant huntsman jumped at my mother when she opened the washing machine one day, that was fucking hilarious, couldn't stop laughing!!

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24 Mar 2013 15:57:48

I'm glad I don't live in Australia, where everything is venomous and wants to kill you.

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24 Mar 2013 16:04:07

By Rick87 | Permalink | On 25 March 2013 - 01:57 AM

I'm glad I don't live in Australia, where everything is venomous and wants to kill you.

Read this....

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24 Mar 2013 17:21:27

By KEV0 | Permalink | On 24 March 2013 - 14:37 PM

Imagine you've got your friends and family over for a bbq on a Sunday afternoon. The drinks are flowing and everybody is having a great time, laughter fills the air. You go to your bbq to start cooking food, lift the lid and a huntsman spider who has been taking steroids launches himself at your face like a face hugger out of Alien v Predator.... I almost died of a heart attack that day!!

I tried to go along with that, but imagination is not wild enough. I stopped at "friends".

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24 Mar 2013 17:37:21

By Justicar | Permalink | On 25 March 2013 - 03:21 AM

I tried to go along with that, but imagination is not wild enough. I stopped at "friends".

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24 Mar 2013 21:25:59

I was playing on my xbox a while back, when all of a sudden the biggest fucking spider just dangled down in front of my face and landed on my nose. Swear to fucking god it was like something out of Arachnophobia.

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24 Mar 2013 22:14:05

A spider slightly larger than a bottle cap has been living behind a painting on the wall next to my computer for like 2 years.

I don't really mind spiders at all, they keep the house free of flies, and if there is anything I genuinely hate in this world it is flies, particularly the ones in summer that have grown fat from all the cow dung they've consumed.

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24 Mar 2013 22:49:52

Do you have any venomous spiders in Sweden??

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24 Mar 2013 22:53:55

I've probably posted this before, but my hear was racing when we captured this in our house...

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24 Mar 2013 23:23:26

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Franck

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And an oldie but goldie:

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And finally, this just about sums up every single dog that has ever lived:

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K3V0

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25 Mar 2013 01:33:01

$200 for a massage.

Watched a few documentaries with Louis Theroux in them and find him quite awkwardly funny.

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25 Mar 2013 12:16:02

By the way, I noticed some arse pilots moaning about a lack of activity here. Cast your eyes over to Supports Interactive to see a veritable wasteland. That's a site where the staff actively try and encourage activity.

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25 Mar 2013 14:46:13

I tried Supports Interactive, it has some nice features but it runs really slowly on my browser as it's so graphic heavy.

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25 Mar 2013 14:51:49

Have to go to the doctor in an hour, might have pneumonia \o/

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25 Mar 2013 16:18:36

I still have pleurisy. Don't hear me fucking whinging about it.

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26 Mar 2013 00:55:27

I don't get the name 'Supports Interactive'. It's a mouthful to say and I didn't realise it was even a forum, I thought it was some kind of open source version of Football Manager.