Macking internet bitches

Fantastic

15 years ago

2 years ago

2,496

Banned

15 Apr 2013 11:26:05

I've made a profile on OKCupid, because I'm fucking bored and I can't be arsed to do work. I've answered a fuck load of questions about shit I like and uploaded a baller photo of me looking... baller. But now I have to fill out all this other shit, like a self-summary, why bitches should message me. No idea what to put.

Some sluts on there clearly looking for some internet dick, hard.

Phoenix Arrow

17 years ago

4 months ago

825

15 Apr 2013 11:41:18

Say you like cats. Internet bitches love cats.

Poe

20 years ago

1 week ago

3,676

15 Apr 2013 11:49:47

Bitches love leaves too.

Fantastic

15 years ago

2 years ago

2,496

Banned

15 Apr 2013 11:53:11

http://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0/150x150/558x800/22x0/475x453/0/15104970385894595524.jpeg

http://ak1.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0/150x150/558x800/0x47/299x346/0/9751863186913182005.jpeg

http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0/150x150/558x800/0x123/285x408/0/5870614328363848647.jpeg

http://ak0.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0/150x150/558x800/208x66/551x409/0/94009361263304147.jpeg

I've fallen in love. I must have sex with this internet bitch.

Franck

20 years ago

4 months ago

4,253

15 Apr 2013 12:26:39

Say you're a writer, that you were involved in the start-up of a successful business and that you are generous and I think you'll get just a whole bunch of internet bitches drooling like Pavlov's dogs.

Oh, and good luck.

Phoenix Arrow

17 years ago

4 months ago

825

15 Apr 2013 12:33:57

Franck wants the d?

Telegram Sam

18 years ago

8 months ago

5,083

15 Apr 2013 12:37:06

I hope your profile pictures includes your new wooden sunglasses. Bitches love wood.

Fantastic

15 years ago

2 years ago

2,496

Banned

15 Apr 2013 12:43:16

I might migrate to Craigslist. At least there you know everyone's down to fuck.

Franck

20 years ago

4 months ago

4,253

15 Apr 2013 12:46:04

By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 15 April 2013 - 13:33 PM

Franck wants the d?

Nah, I don't fancy getting AIDS.

Fantastic

15 years ago

2 years ago

2,496

Banned

15 Apr 2013 12:49:13

https://sortitoutsi.net/uploads/mirrored_images/71F7Ut0I8GpchDdocKWnUg3YtCme27LNnfJ52dpN.png

Awesome, if I go to meet this slut I won't even have to leave my car.

Phoenix Arrow

17 years ago

4 months ago

825

15 Apr 2013 13:05:49

Why has she taken the photo like that though? I don't know man. She's hiding something.

Fantastic

15 years ago

2 years ago

2,496

Banned

15 Apr 2013 13:15:17

Her back is so beautiful she just wants to share it. Why does everything have to be a conspiracy. The image is a metaphor. She's saying, "come on my back with you large penis you hot stud."

K3V0

18 years ago

3 years ago

5,966

15 Apr 2013 13:39:24

She has hairy nipples or fucked up teeth, maybe.

Franck

20 years ago

4 months ago

4,253

15 Apr 2013 14:55:00

"She" is actually a he, those are just man-boobs.

Deleted Account #151676

15 Apr 2013 15:00:12

I would wear a triple strength condom, she is blatantly riddled.

Jonas

20 years ago

6 years ago

1,380

15 Apr 2013 15:16:34

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

Zog

19 years ago

7 years ago

395

15 Apr 2013 17:02:03

By Jonas | Permalink | On 15 April 2013 - 16:16 PM

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

What a bunch of faggots.

Vercoe

13 years ago

5 years ago

1,510

15 Apr 2013 17:52:27

By Fantastic | Permalink | On 15 April 2013 - 12:53 PM

I've fallen in love. I must have sex with this internet bitch.

She's probably crazy, I'm sure there's no hot women on internet dating who aren't crazy. /stereotyping.

And this might be a northern thing but what's macking anyway?