Macking internet bitches

I've made a profile on OKCupid, because I'm fucking bored and I can't be arsed to do work. I've answered a fuck load of questions about shit I like and uploaded a baller photo of me looking... baller. But now I have to fill out all this other shit, like a self-summary, why bitches should message me. No idea what to put.

Some sluts on there clearly looking for some internet dick, hard.

Say you like cats. Internet bitches love cats.

Bitches love leaves too.

I've fallen in love. I must have sex with this internet bitch.

Say you're a writer, that you were involved in the start-up of a successful business and that you are generous and I think you'll get just a whole bunch of internet bitches drooling like Pavlov's dogs.

Oh, and good luck.

Franck wants the d?

I hope your profile pictures includes your new wooden sunglasses. Bitches love wood.

I might migrate to Craigslist. At least there you know everyone's down to fuck.

Nah, I don't fancy getting AIDS.

Awesome, if I go to meet this slut I won't even have to leave my car.

Why has she taken the photo like that though? I don't know man. She's hiding something.

Her back is so beautiful she just wants to share it. Why does everything have to be a conspiracy. The image is a metaphor. She's saying, "come on my back with you large penis you hot stud."

She has hairy nipples or fucked up teeth, maybe.

"She" is actually a he, those are just man-boobs.

I would wear a triple strength condom, she is blatantly riddled.

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/mma.cfm?go=forum.posts&forum=2&thread=2156204&page=1

What a bunch of faggots.

She's probably crazy, I'm sure there's no hot women on internet dating who aren't crazy. /stereotyping.

And this might be a northern thing but what's macking anyway?

Old. It has been condensed on Tumblr now also

Me? Old? I posted that shit last week grandpa.

Tune!!

Something tells me you wouldn't be a fan of Ya boy dave then

U my gf now?