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English Premier League 2012/2013

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Ninja

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28 Apr 2013 15:00:10

Disappointing Guard of Honour that, would have been funnier to see Arsenal fans pissing their pants and booing en masse.

Eric Portapotty

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28 Apr 2013 15:02:48

YES FUCK YOU

Sam

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5,092

28 Apr 2013 15:02:54

Well this is a shit start.

Offside too. Bastards.

Oba

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28 Apr 2013 15:03:36

Remember when Newcastle lost 6-0 to Liverpool? That was fun.

K3V0

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5,966

28 Apr 2013 15:03:42

Evra caught ball watching there. Walcott was offside, but good finish!!

Eric Portapotty

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28 Apr 2013 15:14:36

By Ninja | Permalink | On 28 April 2013 - 23:00 PM

Disappointing Guard of Honour that, would have been funnier to see Arsenal fans pissing their pants and booing en masse.

Well we're sorry to have disappointed you good sir.

Sam

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28 Apr 2013 15:21:18

I think half of our players are still hungover.

Ninja

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28 Apr 2013 15:22:46

By Sam | Permalink | On 28 April 2013 - 16:21 PM

I think half of our players are still hungover.

I was just about to post exactly that haha.

Sam

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28 Apr 2013 15:23:52

By Ninja | Permalink | On 28 April 2013 - 16:22 PM

I was just about to post exactly that haha.

Phil Dowd's performance isn't helping either.

K3V0

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5,966

28 Apr 2013 15:25:07

Yeah I was going to say we don't look all that interested.

Sam

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5,092

28 Apr 2013 15:29:23

It's like watching QPR play.

I can't be too pissed off though, we are champions.

Ninja

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28 Apr 2013 15:29:42

Mertseacker's reaction to that was cringe worthy.

Pretty sure our players have got bets on first red card as well.

Sam

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28 Apr 2013 15:31:28

Sure some of our tackles haven't be good, but Phil Dowd has been abysmal so far.

And Mertesacker's reaction was embarrassing.

SpinSwimScream

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28 Apr 2013 15:31:50

yeah i will be very very surprised if we have 11 men by the end of this game

Sam

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28 Apr 2013 15:33:05

Walcott booked. Some consistency from Dowd at last.

K3V0

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28 Apr 2013 15:33:50

By Sam | Permalink | On 29 April 2013 - 01:29 AM

It's like watching QPR play.

I can't be too pissed off though, we are champions.

It'd be hard to stay motivated when you've already won the title I imagine.

By Ninja | Permalink | On 29 April 2013 - 01:29 AM

Mertseacker's reaction to that was cringe worthy.

Pretty sure our players have got bets on first red card as well.

Fed up seeing men squealing like little bitches with barely any contact.

They roll around as if they've stepped on a land mine, it's terrible.

Ninja

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28 Apr 2013 15:33:58

Can we sub the ref at half time?

He's not got a clue.

K3V0

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28 Apr 2013 15:39:43

WHAT A SAVE BY CHESNEY!!

K3V0

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28 Apr 2013 15:42:59

PENALTY \o/

Hope RVP takes it and scores.

Sam

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5,092

28 Apr 2013 15:44:06

YES RVP!

SpinSwimScream

14 years ago

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1,598

28 Apr 2013 15:44:28

ugh, i felt sick when he was taking that

K3V0

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28 Apr 2013 15:44:46

RVP ♥

The way he took that penalty reminded me of Ruud.

Eric Portapotty

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28 Apr 2013 15:45:01

Woeful from Sagna.

We'll go on to lose this, then.

SpinSwimScream

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28 Apr 2013 15:46:45

Evra is half asleep, has no idea where Walcott is half the time

Eric Portapotty

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28 Apr 2013 15:49:48

All thanks to Sagna for keeping us from leading at the half.

What is the world was he thinking ffs.

Ninja

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28 Apr 2013 15:50:27

Hahaha this is hilarious, we've turned up like a bunch of pissed up talentless chumps. Had the best chances of the game, are now level and were only ever trailing to an offside goal.

Can we please play a midfielder in the second half? I've had enough of the 'We'll play Phil Jones in midfield to give you a chance' game.

SpinSwimScream

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28 Apr 2013 15:53:09

By Ninja | Permalink | On 28 April 2013 - 16:50 PM

Hahaha this is hilarious, we've turned up like a bunch of pissed up talentless chumps. Had the best chances of the game, are now level and were only ever trailing to an offside goal.

Can we please play a midfielder in the second half? I've had enough of the 'We'll play Phil Jones in midfield to give you a chance' game.

Jones hasnt been too awful, not as awful as Rooney

Ninja

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28 Apr 2013 15:57:02

By SpinSwimScream | Permalink | On 28 April 2013 - 16:53 PM

Jones hasnt been too awful, not as awful as Rooney

He's been woeful.

He hasn't got an ounce of positional sense in midfield, hasn't got a good enough eye for a pass, hasn't got a good enough first touch. It works if you get him to follow the oppositions best player (Ronaldo, Bale, Fellaini) not when you want him to do a proper midfielders job.

But yes, Rooney is also playing shit, but tbf, he's played like shit every time hes been upfront since he's come back from injury.

K3V0

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28 Apr 2013 15:59:12

This game needs more Kagawa.

Sam

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28 Apr 2013 15:59:25

By Ninja | Permalink | On 28 April 2013 - 16:57 PM

He's been woeful.

He hasn't got an ounce of positional sense in midfield, hasn't got a good enough eye for a pass, hasn't got a good enough first touch. It works if you get him to follow the oppositions best player (Ronaldo, Bale, Fellaini) not when you want him to do a proper midfielders job.

But yes, Rooney is also playing shit, but tbf, he's played like shit every time hes been upfront since he's come back from injury.

And it's not exactly surprising when he plays shit anymore.

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