The Night Thread Mk. IX

Just found out my grandad has Alzheimer's and is now living in a hospital..

Alzheimer's is the biggest reason for why I don't want to get old. I find it absolutely terrifying.

I won't remember it so I'm not bothered.

I'm quite sure that if you look up the word idiot in a dictionary you'll find a picture of me.

I wouldn't have a problem with getting Alzheimer, yes it's harder for those around you but i'd imagine it'd be easier to die with a 'clear' mind. If that makes sense.

I wouldn't have a problem with getting Alzheimer, yes it's harder for those around you but i'd imagine it'd be easier to die with a 'clear' mind. If that makes sense.

Our new local chipper is awesome \o/

It's a chipper

chip·py or chip·pie
(chp)
n. pl. chip·pies
1. A chipping sparrow.
2. Slang A woman prostitute.

Are we really going to have this argument?

Are we really going to have this argument?

The English are always wrong when it comes to words. They call rolls 'baps' and they call World Cup 'Wembley'.

Freaks.

What the fuck, Ireland, chipper?! It's a chippy, you cunts.

French Fries.

Even worse unless you're talking about the curly ones.