The Night Thread Mk. IX

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By KH89 | Permalink | On 04 June 2013 - 21:12 PM

So tonight at indoor after we'd won 11-3 a member of the opposition team came up and went all John Terry on me and kneed me in the back of the leg. Now the other team we play happens to have a girl in it and she was the one that did it. I've asked a few people and they're kind of split, but should I report something like that to the police? Like I imagine if I'd done it I wouldn't have got away with it really.

She wants the D.

Cases like these are the only real excuse for rape.

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05 Jun 2013 09:23:52

By ianbaker | Permalink | On 05 June 2013 - 16:05 PM

She wants the D.

Cases like these are the only real excuse for rape.

"Back in Ireland kneeing others is actually a mating call"

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05 Jun 2013 18:07:40

I wouldn't touch it if it was the last female on earth.

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05 Jun 2013 20:10:48

By Franck | Permalink | On 05 June 2013 - 05:28 AM

Does the UK have an online phone directory for mobile numbers?

Not that I'm aware of

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06 Jun 2013 17:23:44

Only realised today is the Swedish National Day when I walked to the store and they were closing just as I got there. Says a lot about how pointless a holiday it is.

Hooray for meaningless holidays!

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06 Jun 2013 17:29:30

By Franck | Permalink | On 06 June 2013 - 18:23 PM

Only realised today is the Swedish National Day when I walked to the store and they were closing just as I got there. Says a lot about how pointless a holiday it is.

Hooray for meaningless holidays!

Sounds like St Georges Day. Though it's not a holiday, just a day

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06 Jun 2013 17:36:50

By Blaze | Permalink | On 06 June 2013 - 19:29 PM

Sounds like St Georges Day. Though it's not a holiday, just a day

National Day wasn't a holiday until like 5 years ago, hence why I forgot that today is a "red" day.

Oh, and walking to the store only to find out that they're closed is the worst.

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By Franck | Permalink | On 06 June 2013 - 18:23 PM

Only realised today is the Swedish National Day when I walked to the store and they were closing just as I got there. Says a lot about how pointless a holiday it is.

Hooray for meaningless holidays!

Maybe you should get a job. Then today, you would've had a day off and you wouldn't consider it a pointless holiday.

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06 Jun 2013 19:24:41

Unless you get a job that doesn't close for business during holidays, my shop's open even on Christmas.

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07 Jun 2013 08:24:49

Hahaha, but Paul Henry > *

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07 Jun 2013 13:13:27

Lost my uncle 3 months ago, lost my nan yesterday. Life fucking sucks man.

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07 Jun 2013 13:15:06

By Deano | Permalink | On 07 June 2013 - 14:13 PM

Lost my uncle 3 months ago, lost my nan yesterday. Life fucking sucks man.

Thats shit mate

hope your doing okay

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07 Jun 2013 13:50:41

Ah fuck Deano, I'm so sorry mate.

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07 Jun 2013 15:26:14

By Deano | Permalink | On 07 June 2013 - 21:13 PM

Lost my uncle 3 months ago, lost my nan yesterday. Life fucking sucks man.

Please take care.

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07 Jun 2013 16:18:12

Sorry to hear man, life is a bit of a dick. Take care though

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07 Jun 2013 18:51:04

Really sorry to hear that, was it your mum's or dad's side? Either way, it's going to be tough for them over the next few weeks/months, all you can do is make yourself needed when called upon & help when you can.

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07 Jun 2013 19:06:17

By Hibee | Permalink | On 07 June 2013 - 19:51 PM

Really sorry to hear that, was it your mum's or dad's side? Either way, it's going to be tough for them over the next few weeks/months, all you can do is make yourself needed when called upon & help when you can.

My mums side, 5 years a go my Granddad died then 3 months later my Auntie died aged 36 with a brain haemorrhage. And now 3 months ago my Uncle died aged 38 of a brain haemorrhage and now my Nans died.

Fucked up shit, exactly the same amount of days apart, although 5 years later.

I'm going to a get a brain scan sorted for a piece of mind.