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By KH89 | Permalink | On 04 June 2013 - 21:12 PM
So tonight at indoor after we'd won 11-3 a member of the opposition team came up and went all John Terry on me and kneed me in the back of the leg. Now the other team we play happens to have a girl in it and she was the one that did it. I've asked a few people and they're kind of split, but should I report something like that to the police? Like I imagine if I'd done it I wouldn't have got away with it really.

She wants the D.

Cases like these are the only real excuse for rape.
Eric Portapotty
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By ianbaker | Permalink | On 05 June 2013 - 16:05 PM
She wants the D.

Cases like these are the only real excuse for rape.

"Back in Ireland kneeing others is actually a mating call"
K3V0
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I wouldn't touch it if it was the last female on earth.
Blaze
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By Franck | Permalink | On 05 June 2013 - 05:28 AM
Does the UK have an online phone directory for mobile numbers?


Not that I'm aware of
Franck
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Only realised today is the Swedish National Day when I walked to the store and they were closing just as I got there. Says a lot about how pointless a holiday it is.

Hooray for meaningless holidays!
Blaze
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By Franck | Permalink | On 06 June 2013 - 18:23 PM
Only realised today is the Swedish National Day when I walked to the store and they were closing just as I got there. Says a lot about how pointless a holiday it is.

Hooray for meaningless holidays!


Sounds like St Georges Day. Though it's not a holiday, just a day
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By Blaze | Permalink | On 06 June 2013 - 19:29 PM
Sounds like St Georges Day. Though it's not a holiday, just a day

National Day wasn't a holiday until like 5 years ago, hence why I forgot that today is a "red" day.

Oh, and walking to the store only to find out that they're closed is the worst.
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By Franck | Permalink | On 06 June 2013 - 18:23 PM
Only realised today is the Swedish National Day when I walked to the store and they were closing just as I got there. Says a lot about how pointless a holiday it is.

Hooray for meaningless holidays!

Maybe you should get a job. Then today, you would've had a day off and you wouldn't consider it a pointless holiday.
Mr Willy
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Unless you get a job that doesn't close for business during holidays, my shop's open even on Christmas.
K3V0
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Crane
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Hahaha, but Paul Henry > *



Deano
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Lost my uncle 3 months ago, lost my nan yesterday. Life fucking sucks man.
King Luis
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By Deano | Permalink | On 07 June 2013 - 14:13 PM
Lost my uncle 3 months ago, lost my nan yesterday. Life fucking sucks man.

Thats shit mate hope your doing okay
Vercoe
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Ah fuck Deano, I'm so sorry mate.
Eric Portapotty
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By Deano | Permalink | On 07 June 2013 - 21:13 PM
Lost my uncle 3 months ago, lost my nan yesterday. Life fucking sucks man.

Please take care.
SpinSwimScream
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Sorry to hear man, life is a bit of a dick. Take care though
Hibee
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Really sorry to hear that, was it your mum's or dad's side? Either way, it's going to be tough for them over the next few weeks/months, all you can do is make yourself needed when called upon & help when you can.
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By Hibee | Permalink | On 07 June 2013 - 19:51 PM
Really sorry to hear that, was it your mum's or dad's side? Either way, it's going to be tough for them over the next few weeks/months, all you can do is make yourself needed when called upon & help when you can.



My mums side, 5 years a go my Granddad died then 3 months later my Auntie died aged 36 with a brain haemorrhage. And now 3 months ago my Uncle died aged 38 of a brain haemorrhage and now my Nans died.

Fucked up shit, exactly the same amount of days apart, although 5 years later.

I'm going to a get a brain scan sorted for a piece of mind.
Ninja
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I actually think it's scary how much 1984 has become a handbook for modern government.
Telegram Sam
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I'm bloody 21. Where did the time go?
Obtuse
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Down the shitter. Life is going to get even worse now especially with the way this country is heading (told you so)

Even so Happy Birthday.
DB
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Fear the end is near for my relationship.

Not a great feeling.
Mr Willy
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Obtuse, you didn't "tell us so". You're still a paranoid old bastard.
Obtuse
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By Mr Willy | Permalink | On 08 June 2013 - 08:10 AM
Obtuse, you didn't "tell us so". You're still a paranoid old bastard.


How is it paranoia when it is being found true?
Phoenix Arrow
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What's being foudn true exactly? I feel like a part of this conversation is missing.
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By Phoenix Arrow | Permalink | On 08 June 2013 - 11:43 AM
What's being foudn true exactly? I feel like a part of this conversation is missing.


I agree with this.
Blaze
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I've always thought KM isn't so much paranoid, but more so a conspiracy theorist.
Obtuse
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By Blaze | Permalink | On 08 June 2013 - 19:58 PM
I've always thought KM isn't so much paranoid, but more so a conspiracy theorist.


I hate you. Die in a fire.
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By Obtuse | Permalink | On 08 June 2013 - 19:59 PM
I hate you. Die in a fire.


*die in a BLAZE

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