The Night Thread Mk. IX

Love how you fixed the grammar too.

lol lets all look at justicar n hes supiror commnd of english

lol lets all look at justicar n hes supiror commnd of english

Someone's got to do it for him.

That was tawdry the first time you posted it.

I don't have an amazing grasp of English, I just have a decent grasp of basic grammar.

I fucking hate computers sometimes.

Worst. Documentary. Ever.

It made me weep and get really angry. I hate it!

It's actually a very good documentary. I as a man, just don't like being made cry. It's on the list of Louis Theroux's top 10 documentaries.

Started work at the new Heathrow terminal 2 yesterday, it's such a fuck up, you'd expect better when it's such an important job. Has to be finished in 154 days (yes, exact time), it looks rather unlikely.

Danny MacAskill is fucking awesome

I just got a bit of a shock to wake me up, upon opening one of my kitchen cupboards to retrieve some cereal I'm greeted by a HUGE spider dangling from the top of the cupboard, surrounded by at least fifty little tiny ones hanging around her.
I vaccumed the bastards up, although strangely I don't feel like eating my Wheetabix any more.

Burn your house down

Obligatory:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/17/kanye-west-croissants_n_3453637.html

Not only is he not funny anymore, but now he's judging the unemployed in poor, deprived social areas. Classy cunt.

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Found out my Mum's got cancer yesterday and just wondering whether anyone else has gone through this and any advice they have for me. Pretty much done nothing but cry every moment I've been alone since I found out. Know I have to stay strong for her but I'm struggling atm, will be worse when she comes home from hospital.

My mother was diagnosed with cancer at the start of the month. She's already had 1 round of chemo and is doing brilliantly. Hopefully your mam does the same

Fuck.

Please take care.

My Mum has had Cancer three times now in three different places, thankfully she has fought it off each time despite all the treatments taking a massive toll on her health in general. Unfortunately there isn't much you can do other than always being there to help out and being a shoulder to cry on.

Whatever happened to that idea I had where members send pictures of their dicks to Franck and then he posts them up and we try to guess which dick belongs to which member?

Franck ran out of tissues.

You assume he can use it after he broke it...

My summer show exhibition's private view is tomorrow, opens to the public on Saturday. Quite nervous about it really, but excited too.

The end of Uni is here, where the fuck has the time gone?

Where is the public viewing?

Plymouth College of Art.

Replaced my shitty HP for a shiny new Acer laptop. Loaded up fine, the fonts aren't as shit and it's a better processor/RAM/HDD anyway. A big problem I've encountered though is the speed at which it loads webpages. I've got a good, high-speed internet connection able to stream live HD video, which I did on my old shittier Samsung. Initially, it was good at web browsing, but today it's been atrocious. I couldn't load a webpage on any browser earlier, now it can just about muddle through on Internet Explorer, taking about five minutes to load up text, but Firefox and Chrome are both unusable.

My internet isn't down, because it runs brilliantly on my mum's iPad and my brother's Kindle. I've tried turning it off and on again plenty of times. For the record, I downloaded and installed F1 2012 off Steam, which worked fine, so it's only my browsers that are fucked. I haven't got any viruses either, it's literally straight out the box. I've Googled it, but damn is it hard to find a tech solution relating to W8, given so many people are having problems with it, and everyone's problems are so varied.